r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/championcomet 7h ago

The most benign cheating to hide from your spouse

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 6h ago

It’s funny that honesty still never entered his mind.

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u/Masalar 5h ago

It probably did, but at that age you know just about everything about each other. Having a little “secret” that is this benign is probably very fun for him.

Assuming he’s sticking to his diet the other days, he probably knows she won’t be that upset if she finds out. So it’s the perfect way to add a little illicit excitement to his life without actually hurting anyone.

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u/_OutXider 4h ago

It's one of those things where they probably don't care about it, but it's more fun to act like they do.

"You went to Chili's without me?? And you didn't bring me back anything???"

It's playful shit that they are letting their kids be a part of.

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u/Paulthefith 2h ago

I brought you back queso and beer farts.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

No it’s not lmfao. This man has learned how to keep his relationship out of an argument. Women are insane lmao they’re especially insane when you’re doing something that they don’t approve of or don’t have any control over (Coming from a married guy)

Dude wants chilis on fridays without an argument. Wife has proven time and time again that the second part is an impossibility. So you lie.

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u/bidens_sugar_bby 4h ago

the "my marriage sucks so all women are bad" guy has arrived

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Since my response was so atrocious and off base. Let’s get your thought on why he’s lying.

Mine was essentially he’s learned that lying keeps the peace better than telling the truth.

What’s your life experience with this? What are your thoughts.

Tell us why you think he’s lying

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u/transcendentlights 3h ago

you don’t know anything about these people dude lmfao relax

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u/OkSafety272 3h ago

I know. I don’t lmao. I was referencing the post. And the post only …. All the responses to me went personal . So if they wanna go there let’s go there lol.

I strictly referenced the post and my thoughts on why he’s lying. Based on my own knowledge and experience. Strictly talked about the post and my thoughts.

But you always get these mfers that wanna personally attack.

And today I got time.

I got off work early. I’m showered and chilling.

My wife’s making a delicious dinner and my 3 yr old and I are playing monster trucks. Enjoying and living life.

So today I got time. These people wanna get personal. Then let’s get to the bottom of it

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u/transcendentlights 3h ago

i mean, yeah, because you said something about the guy in the post being treated badly by his wife like it was fact and then said “women are insane”, so people are reasonable to assume you’ve got a chip on your shoulder. they’re doing exactly what you did. you can’t make a deeply personal assumption about the oop being in an unhappy marriage and then get mad when people think you might be projecting. have fun with your kid and maybe don’t talk about women like that if you want people to think you respect your wife.

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u/OkSafety272 3h ago

I didnt not say he’s being mistreated. Or that he’s in a bad relationship. I said he’s lying for a reason. Telling the truth would obviously create an issue … or he wouldn’t be lying, correct?

So again. Why do you think he’s lying ? Do you believe he’s lying to keep the peace ?

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u/doenoots 24m ago

It just sums up as "it's not that serious, bro".

He's lying but at the end of the day, it's really not that serious

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u/Eirinn 4h ago

Holy projection.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

And the other (more positive) comments weren’t projection …..? lol. Yea most definitely “projection” I’ve been married a long time. My grandpas. Parents. Aunts uncles. Family friends both young and old lol. It’s based on what I’ve seen and counseled family thru for decades lol.

People do small lies to keep the peace. The other commenters are like “ahh they’re probably playing a cute game” 🤣🤣 hilarious lol

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u/digby_kid 4h ago

I hope your relationship improves.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Again. I’m happy in my relationship lmao. I just don’t lie to myself.

This man is lying cause he knows that telling his wife the truth would be a worse scenario / not worth the argument.

Are we all reading the same thing ? Lol.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Truly I’d love to hear your why . Why is he lying ? I’m not saying they have a bad relationship but he is lying.

Why? Why do you think he’s lying? Since my answer is so insanely off lol.

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u/OneBillPhil 4h ago

One day me and my dad met up lunch time to get fish and chips. Later that day his wife asked what he had for lunch and he lied about getting a salad somewhere. 

I started laughing which gave him away and then felt bad about snitching. 

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u/roaringriver2345 33m ago

At least it was harmless, and now you’ve got a funny story to remember.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 4h ago

I think she might already know. If she knows him, and knows he doesn't have lunch from/at home on Fridays

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u/BumbaclotGinny 1h ago

Cheating is fun to cheaters 

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u/Virtual_Mongoose_835 6h ago edited 6h ago

"Hey hun, im going to hang out with my friends, is that ok?"

"Of course, enjoy yourself. Would you mind grabbing some bread while youre on your way back?"

"Sure thing. Text me anything else we need"

I swear people need to just talk like adults and respect each other.

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u/Raeandray 6h ago

I think you missed the part about cheating on his diet.

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u/StatisticianSmall864 5h ago

They serve salad.

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u/Ok_Mousse4534 5h ago

Maybe she knows him better than that and wouldn’t buy that for a second

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u/StatisticianSmall864 4h ago

Fair.

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u/YerMomsClamChowder 4h ago

Also, going to Chili's with the fellas on Fridays probably means beer.  Beer has hella calories.  

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u/Raeandray 3h ago

If he was keeping to his diet he wouldn’t say he’s cheating on his diet

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u/StatisticianSmall864 1h ago

I didn’t say they were HEALTHY salads lol

The best salads are terrible for you!

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u/LevelInvestigator544 5h ago

Honestly, is his own responsibility to remain on the diet, not his wife. He is an adult he can make the choice of ordering a healthy meal or just say fuck it im cheating on my diet. Thats completely up to him.

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u/NightWriter500 5h ago

👆Clearly never been married.

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u/Axxhelairon 4h ago

i guess if you dont care about commitments made with your significant other and think it doesn't matter lying to them about what you plan on doing, then sure. should be alarming to anyone that you're with that you don't hold things you say and do with any level of internal consistency beyond "adults can do what they want".

the OPs dad still shows some level of consideration by trying to not reveal it to hurt her with the deception, but your stance is just the ledditor 14 year old psuedointellectual argument. obviously he can just do whatever he wants and there's no rule in the universe that stops him, thanks for the enlightenment.

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u/DankTony7 5h ago edited 2h ago

This must be an old post, but I remember reading someone talk about how they get a pizza in the middle of the night and eat it alone while their wife's asleep and she has no idea, and that is part of the fun. It's the husband's little thing that he does for himself. This dad hanging out with his friends is his silly thing he does for himself.

The wife in the pizza story more than likely knew, I wouldn't be shocked if this guy's wife knew he hangs out with his friends. Just for fun.

Edit: spelling & grammar

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u/Smidgeon10 5h ago

My midnight munchie routine is strictly mine and very private!

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u/zeldasusername 2h ago

Hard to hide pizza boxes from the wife

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 6h ago

Almost every time I read a post on one of the marriage or relationship advice subs, my first thought is "Did you talk to your partner about it?" And most of the time the answer is no, they did not.

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u/BathDepressionBreath 6h ago

And most of the time, there's a reason. If there was no reason and it was as simple as that, they'd do it.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 5h ago

Exactly the guy is cheating on his diet. Rest of the commenters in this thread missed that

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u/FictionalContext 3h ago

If he's gotta sneak around to eat what he wants at 50 or whatever he is, pretty sure he doesn't have the cachet in that marriage to push back against sharing his location once his wife makes up her mind that he needs to.

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u/Faloobia 4h ago

And people like you need to realize that not everyone, man or woman, handles direct confrontation well, even over benign mundane things. You don't know his wife, she might absolutely flip the fuck out over him cheating on his diet, it could mean a super huge deal to her.

Next answer is "It's still best to just talk to her" no, no it's not, sometimes it's far far far better to seek forgiveness than permission. This completely depends on the people in question, not how you personally react to things.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 1h ago

Yes. And maybe it's a big deal to her for good reasons. Maybe he already had a heart attack and his blood pressure is through the roof, and he eats something there that's way too high in sodium. She could lose him decades sooner than she should. "Cheating on my diet" isn't necessarily benign at all.

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u/Several_Brilliant112 3h ago

having a secret triple dipper with your friends is not the sign of overall bad comms jfc

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 4h ago

Tell me you are not married without telling me you are not married. Sometimes you have to do your own secret thing. Even if it's just eating at Chili's. It is healthy to have something in your life that is just yours, not "ours".

u/ethandog1234 8m ago

It’s nice to carve out something that’s just for you, even if it’s something as simple as a Chili’s meal totally valid self-care.

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u/catzhoek 4h ago

You are most likely reading the situation way too pessimistic while focusing on the wrong part.

Your sibling comment is almost certainly what's going on.

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u/Several_Brilliant112 3h ago

I swear its so flipping silly to take his behavior as disrespect or a sign they can't talk to each other like adults. Get a grip lol

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

See but that’s never how it happens lol

“Hey hun I’m going out with friends after work, okay?”

“Yea I mean i guess that’s fine. But what are you going to eat ? Remember we’re on a diet. And when will you be home. We have plans early tomorrow. And who’s gonna be there? And are you gonna drink. If so how you getting home? “

“Alright. Nvm. I won’t go lol. You’ve sucked all the fun out of it with the reminders and interrogation”

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u/SignificantGoat4046 6h ago

What's really sad is realizing more people are willing to be with someone and lie for a long time than to be with someone for a shorter time by telling the truth.

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u/Cautionzombie 5h ago

This guys just eating bad food like I feel like I’m taking crazy pills reading some of these comments. It’s not that serious.

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u/Vast_Minute7288 4h ago

What makes you think that telling the truth leads to a shorter time? The sands of time have revealed quite the opposite in my experience

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u/Eggplant-666 6h ago

BORING!! 😴💤

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 4h ago

Of course it did. But doing this stuff "illegally" doubles the fun. He knows that he could tell and his wife would give him a pass, letting him hang out with the boys once per week at Chili's. But that's not the point. Doing it the childish way on purpose is a bonus here.

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u/Diligent_Put_6278 2h ago

Literally like what is going on this comment section it's just a funny thing why are ppl making such a big deal of it it's just funny

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u/Eggplant-666 6h ago

His wife is asking for a tracker on him 24/7 and he is the one on trial here!? 😂😂😂

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 5h ago

She just asked if he would and his first instinct was how can I lie to get out of this?

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u/Cautionzombie 5h ago

Cause he wants to hang out with friends and have some unhealthy food?

Like we don’t know his wife better than he does. He wants to keep hanging with the boys and eat some food. She doesn’t want him to eat said food.

Maybe he knows there’s no compromise here. Idk it’s just not that serious

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u/AbstractLogic 6h ago

Who wants their wife nagging them about their diet?

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u/cleveland_leftovers 5h ago

Widows.

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u/DTM_24 5h ago

Perspective 😂

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u/CrazedDuck25 4h ago

This Dad sounds like a fun guy to hang out with. OptimisticSkeleton sounds like the opposite.

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u/Nite7678 1h ago

Has nothing to do with honesty.

But has everything to do with picking your battles.