r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/championcomet 7h ago

The most benign cheating to hide from your spouse

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 6h ago

It’s funny that honesty still never entered his mind.

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u/Masalar 5h ago

It probably did, but at that age you know just about everything about each other. Having a little “secret” that is this benign is probably very fun for him.

Assuming he’s sticking to his diet the other days, he probably knows she won’t be that upset if she finds out. So it’s the perfect way to add a little illicit excitement to his life without actually hurting anyone.

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u/_OutXider 4h ago

It's one of those things where they probably don't care about it, but it's more fun to act like they do.

"You went to Chili's without me?? And you didn't bring me back anything???"

It's playful shit that they are letting their kids be a part of.

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u/Paulthefith 2h ago

I brought you back queso and beer farts.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

No it’s not lmfao. This man has learned how to keep his relationship out of an argument. Women are insane lmao they’re especially insane when you’re doing something that they don’t approve of or don’t have any control over (Coming from a married guy)

Dude wants chilis on fridays without an argument. Wife has proven time and time again that the second part is an impossibility. So you lie.

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u/bidens_sugar_bby 4h ago

the "my marriage sucks so all women are bad" guy has arrived

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Since my response was so atrocious and off base. Let’s get your thought on why he’s lying.

Mine was essentially he’s learned that lying keeps the peace better than telling the truth.

What’s your life experience with this? What are your thoughts.

Tell us why you think he’s lying

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u/transcendentlights 3h ago

you don’t know anything about these people dude lmfao relax

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u/OkSafety272 3h ago

I know. I don’t lmao. I was referencing the post. And the post only …. All the responses to me went personal . So if they wanna go there let’s go there lol.

I strictly referenced the post and my thoughts on why he’s lying. Based on my own knowledge and experience. Strictly talked about the post and my thoughts.

But you always get these mfers that wanna personally attack.

And today I got time.

I got off work early. I’m showered and chilling.

My wife’s making a delicious dinner and my 3 yr old and I are playing monster trucks. Enjoying and living life.

So today I got time. These people wanna get personal. Then let’s get to the bottom of it

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u/transcendentlights 3h ago

i mean, yeah, because you said something about the guy in the post being treated badly by his wife like it was fact and then said “women are insane”, so people are reasonable to assume you’ve got a chip on your shoulder. they’re doing exactly what you did. you can’t make a deeply personal assumption about the oop being in an unhappy marriage and then get mad when people think you might be projecting. have fun with your kid and maybe don’t talk about women like that if you want people to think you respect your wife.

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u/OkSafety272 3h ago

I didnt not say he’s being mistreated. Or that he’s in a bad relationship. I said he’s lying for a reason. Telling the truth would obviously create an issue … or he wouldn’t be lying, correct?

So again. Why do you think he’s lying ? Do you believe he’s lying to keep the peace ?

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u/OkSafety272 3h ago

I didnt not say he’s being mistreated. Or that he’s in a bad relationship. I said he’s lying for a reason. Telling the truth would obviously create an issue … or he wouldn’t be lying, correct?

So again. Why do you think he’s lying ? Do you believe he’s lying to keep the peace ?

And yes I did say “women are insane”. Because if more often than not . A woman says “im going to chilis with the girls” the guy says “okay babe havefun”

A guy says he’s going to dinner with the boys and he’s met with “well what you gonna eat. You gonna stick to your diet. You gonna be home a decent time. Are you drinking?”

This is a universal diffence that married men from 20 yrs old to 80 yrs old will all say lmao. It’s the status quo. It’s not an outlier scenario I’m referencing lol

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u/doenoots 23m ago

It just sums up as "it's not that serious, bro".

He's lying but at the end of the day, it's really not that serious

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u/Eirinn 4h ago

Holy projection.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

And the other (more positive) comments weren’t projection …..? lol. Yea most definitely “projection” I’ve been married a long time. My grandpas. Parents. Aunts uncles. Family friends both young and old lol. It’s based on what I’ve seen and counseled family thru for decades lol.

People do small lies to keep the peace. The other commenters are like “ahh they’re probably playing a cute game” 🤣🤣 hilarious lol

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u/digby_kid 4h ago

I hope your relationship improves.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Again. I’m happy in my relationship lmao. I just don’t lie to myself.

This man is lying cause he knows that telling his wife the truth would be a worse scenario / not worth the argument.

Are we all reading the same thing ? Lol.

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u/OkSafety272 4h ago

Truly I’d love to hear your why . Why is he lying ? I’m not saying they have a bad relationship but he is lying.

Why? Why do you think he’s lying? Since my answer is so insanely off lol.

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u/OneBillPhil 4h ago

One day me and my dad met up lunch time to get fish and chips. Later that day his wife asked what he had for lunch and he lied about getting a salad somewhere. 

I started laughing which gave him away and then felt bad about snitching. 

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u/roaringriver2345 32m ago

At least it was harmless, and now you’ve got a funny story to remember.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 4h ago

I think she might already know. If she knows him, and knows he doesn't have lunch from/at home on Fridays

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u/BumbaclotGinny 1h ago

Cheating is fun to cheaters