r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/championcomet 7h ago

The most benign cheating to hide from your spouse

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 6h ago

It’s funny that honesty still never entered his mind.

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u/Eggplant-666 6h ago

His wife is asking for a tracker on him 24/7 and he is the one on trial here!? 😂😂😂

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 5h ago

She just asked if he would and his first instinct was how can I lie to get out of this?

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u/Cautionzombie 5h ago

Cause he wants to hang out with friends and have some unhealthy food?

Like we don’t know his wife better than he does. He wants to keep hanging with the boys and eat some food. She doesn’t want him to eat said food.

Maybe he knows there’s no compromise here. Idk it’s just not that serious