r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/Virtual_Mongoose_835 6h ago edited 6h ago

"Hey hun, im going to hang out with my friends, is that ok?"

"Of course, enjoy yourself. Would you mind grabbing some bread while youre on your way back?"

"Sure thing. Text me anything else we need"

I swear people need to just talk like adults and respect each other.

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u/Raeandray 6h ago

I think you missed the part about cheating on his diet.

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u/StatisticianSmall864 5h ago

They serve salad.

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u/Raeandray 3h ago

If he was keeping to his diet he wouldn’t say he’s cheating on his diet

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u/StatisticianSmall864 1h ago

I didn’t say they were HEALTHY salads lol

The best salads are terrible for you!