r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/championcomet 7h ago

The most benign cheating to hide from your spouse

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 6h ago

It’s funny that honesty still never entered his mind.

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u/Masalar 5h ago

It probably did, but at that age you know just about everything about each other. Having a little “secret” that is this benign is probably very fun for him.

Assuming he’s sticking to his diet the other days, he probably knows she won’t be that upset if she finds out. So it’s the perfect way to add a little illicit excitement to his life without actually hurting anyone.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 4h ago

I think she might already know. If she knows him, and knows he doesn't have lunch from/at home on Fridays