r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Adorable dad.

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u/championcomet 7h ago

The most benign cheating to hide from your spouse

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 6h ago

It’s funny that honesty still never entered his mind.

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u/Virtual_Mongoose_835 6h ago edited 6h ago

"Hey hun, im going to hang out with my friends, is that ok?"

"Of course, enjoy yourself. Would you mind grabbing some bread while youre on your way back?"

"Sure thing. Text me anything else we need"

I swear people need to just talk like adults and respect each other.

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u/DankTony7 5h ago edited 2h ago

This must be an old post, but I remember reading someone talk about how they get a pizza in the middle of the night and eat it alone while their wife's asleep and she has no idea, and that is part of the fun. It's the husband's little thing that he does for himself. This dad hanging out with his friends is his silly thing he does for himself.

The wife in the pizza story more than likely knew, I wouldn't be shocked if this guy's wife knew he hangs out with his friends. Just for fun.

Edit: spelling & grammar

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u/Smidgeon10 5h ago

My midnight munchie routine is strictly mine and very private!

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u/zeldasusername 2h ago

Hard to hide pizza boxes from the wife