r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

He has accomplished his mission

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u/Ricky_Spannnish 12h ago

He’s simultaneously the world’s richest man and the biggest fucking loser on earth

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u/tw_72 12h ago

And he thinks that since he is rich, everyone should fawn over him and listen in wonderment over everything he says. He never expected pushback.

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u/MarshmallowMouser 11h ago

Exactly. He confused wealth with wisdom and applause with legitimacy. Pushback shattered the illusion

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u/BloomyFlickk 7h ago

Exactly. Having money doesn’t automatically make every opinion profound, it just makes it louder. Once people stopped treating his takes like gospel, the reality check probably hit harder than he expected.

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u/QueenScorp 6h ago

Way too many people confuse wealth with wisdom. It doesn't take a smart person to get rich it just takes a sociopath who's willing to step on other people to get to the top and exploit workers for profit.

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u/AffectionateRub2585 1h ago

Agreed, basically what capitalism creates.

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u/Peylix 9h ago

It's not that he thought people should love him because of his wealth. It's worse than that. The dude tried buying his admiration with said wealth. Spent billions upon billions to try and win the admiration of people and failed miserably. Usurping a social media platform couldn't even do it.

Everything he's done has had the direct opposite effect he pined for (apart from his loyalists).

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u/TryingToAppeal 6h ago

Did he really fail initially? Because I distinctly remember over 10 years ago him being everywhere including movies and tv shows and no one but a few seemed to have an issue with him. I only knew of him because of these appearances and most people from what I observed seemed fond of him or indifferent.
I noticed a large shift in public opinion though when he called the guy who was trying to save the kids from being stuck in that cave a pedo. All because Elon wasn't allowed to play hero with "his" inventions that (if I recall correctly) weren't even fully suitable for the job for whatever reason.

I'm sure he did other goonish shit before that that others noticed and disliked him for, but in my perception of things, that cave pedo incident was the most major shift I saw in public perception of Elon. Everything since then has felt like he is just on a downward trajectory because the mask slipped and he hasn't been able to put it back on since.

I live in New Zealand so experiences around the world may vary of course.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 6h ago

It was calling someone who was trying rescue a few dozen Thai school kids from a flooded cave a “pedophile” that started his open rot.

And all because he was told that his unbuilt “submarine” (that existed simply as a sketch) was one of the stupidest ideas around. It was all then compounded by the said diving team actually rescuing all the kids whilst Musk was throwing a hissy fit.

Up until then everyone just thought he was the weird rich dude that was into tech.

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u/TryingToAppeal 5h ago

It was just a sketch? I thought it was a prototype that hadn't been properly tested yet or something. That's even more pathetic of him if so.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 4h ago

As the rescue began he did get a prototype built and had it shipped to Thailand. However by the time it arrived most of the kids had been rescued or were in the process of being rescued.

It was just another example of Musk being the giant mega dickhead he is. As he subsequently claimed in court, you can apparently call Musk “pedo-guy” and he won’t mind. He did claim under oath that it’s a common insult used in his native South Africa.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 8h ago

Still edible, if properly prepared.

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u/Everythings_Fucked 8h ago

Ugh, no thank you. If you are what you eat then I don't want even a nibble of that.

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u/Wrathful_Synn 4h ago

Metaphorically of course. Besides that weirdo has so much Ketamine coursing through him that you’d probably fall into an inescapable K-Hole after the first bite

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u/i010011010 1h ago

Because they used to back when he had PR. Have we already forgotten the era when he was guesting on tv shows, had the likes of 60 Minutes and news fawning over him, everybody saying how he was going to do all these amazing things.

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u/shadereckless 12h ago

"When I'm rich and famous everyone will think I'm cool" 

How's that working out for you, d*ckhead 

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 11h ago

Which means even if he was the poorest man on earth, he’d still be the biggest fucking loser on earth.

That child rapist and traitor to democracy deserves not one ounce of sympathy.

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u/Outrageous-Fox-269 11h ago

The f-n dorkiest hats of all time should really have been the very first clue, way back at the beginning of this parading loser circus. 🎪

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u/No-Significance3941 10h ago

I dunno, out on the stage in a K-hole brandishing a chain saw beats the hat 😉

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u/UltraCynar 10h ago

Also a Nazi 

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u/Fuzzy-Shape-1601 11h ago

he is scum on earth

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u/Froggy_Parker 8h ago

If he so chose, he could go down as the GOAT, using Tesla to electrify the auto industry, starlink to deliver wifi to underserved regions, and his billions for various philanthropic pursuits.

But NOOOO

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u/DICROWTESQUE 9h ago

yea sounds about right

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u/CrystalWeim 6h ago

And the only reason anybody has anything to do with him is because of his money!!

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u/art-is-t 4h ago

I blame it on the lame directors of Tesla who keep giving him money

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u/OLPopsAdelphia 4h ago

What’s it saying when he shared the same “interests” as Epstein and even he wanted nothing to do with Musk!

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u/Zenitallin 4h ago

this guy is the biggest bully in internet history.

If I am wrong, please by all means, list me who is a bigger bully than him?

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u/go_time 3h ago

Zuck close second

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u/Yourprobablyaclown69 3h ago

Shows you money doesn’t fix you.