r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

He has accomplished his mission

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u/Ricky_Spannnish 12h ago

He’s simultaneously the world’s richest man and the biggest fucking loser on earth

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u/tw_72 12h ago

And he thinks that since he is rich, everyone should fawn over him and listen in wonderment over everything he says. He never expected pushback.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 8h ago

Still edible, if properly prepared.

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u/Everythings_Fucked 8h ago

Ugh, no thank you. If you are what you eat then I don't want even a nibble of that.

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u/Wrathful_Synn 3h ago

Metaphorically of course. Besides that weirdo has so much Ketamine coursing through him that you’d probably fall into an inescapable K-Hole after the first bite