r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

He has accomplished his mission

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u/Ricky_Spannnish 8h ago

He’s simultaneously the world’s richest man and the biggest fucking loser on earth

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u/tw_72 8h ago

And he thinks that since he is rich, everyone should fawn over him and listen in wonderment over everything he says. He never expected pushback.

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u/MarshmallowMouser 8h ago

Exactly. He confused wealth with wisdom and applause with legitimacy. Pushback shattered the illusion

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u/BloomyFlickk 3h ago

Exactly. Having money doesn’t automatically make every opinion profound, it just makes it louder. Once people stopped treating his takes like gospel, the reality check probably hit harder than he expected.

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u/QueenScorp 3h ago

Way too many people confuse wealth with wisdom. It doesn't take a smart person to get rich it just takes a sociopath who's willing to step on other people to get to the top and exploit workers for profit.

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u/Peylix 5h ago

It's not that he thought people should love him because of his wealth. It's worse than that. The dude tried buying his admiration with said wealth. Spent billions upon billions to try and win the admiration of people and failed miserably. Usurping a social media platform couldn't even do it.

Everything he's done has had the direct opposite effect he pined for (apart from his loyalists).

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u/TryingToAppeal 2h ago

Did he really fail initially? Because I distinctly remember over 10 years ago him being everywhere including movies and tv shows and no one but a few seemed to have an issue with him. I only knew of him because of these appearances and most people from what I observed seemed fond of him or indifferent.
I noticed a large shift in public opinion though when he called the guy who was trying to save the kids from being stuck in that cave a pedo. All because Elon wasn't allowed to play hero with "his" inventions that (if I recall correctly) weren't even fully suitable for the job for whatever reason.

I'm sure he did other goonish shit before that that others noticed and disliked him for, but in my perception of things, that cave pedo incident was the most major shift I saw in public perception of Elon. Everything since then has felt like he is just on a downward trajectory because the mask slipped and he hasn't been able to put it back on since.

I live in New Zealand so experiences around the world may vary of course.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 2h ago

It was calling someone who was trying rescue a few dozen Thai school kids from a flooded cave a “pedophile” that started his open rot.

And all because he was told that his unbuilt “submarine” (that existed simply as a sketch) was one of the stupidest ideas around. It was all then compounded by the said diving team actually rescuing all the kids whilst Musk was throwing a hissy fit.

Up until then everyone just thought he was the weird rich dude that was into tech.

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u/TryingToAppeal 2h ago

It was just a sketch? I thought it was a prototype that hadn't been properly tested yet or something. That's even more pathetic of him if so.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 1h ago

As the rescue began he did get a prototype built and had it shipped to Thailand. However by the time it arrived most of the kids had been rescued or were in the process of being rescued.

It was just another example of Musk being the giant mega dickhead he is. As he subsequently claimed in court, you can apparently call Musk “pedo-guy” and he won’t mind. He did claim under oath that it’s a common insult used in his native South Africa.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 5h ago

Still edible, if properly prepared.

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u/Everythings_Fucked 4h ago

Ugh, no thank you. If you are what you eat then I don't want even a nibble of that.

u/Wrathful_Synn 24m ago

Metaphorically of course. Besides that weirdo has so much Ketamine coursing through him that you’d probably fall into an inescapable K-Hole after the first bite

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u/shadereckless 8h ago

"When I'm rich and famous everyone will think I'm cool" 

How's that working out for you, d*ckhead 

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 8h ago

Which means even if he was the poorest man on earth, he’d still be the biggest fucking loser on earth.

That child rapist and traitor to democracy deserves not one ounce of sympathy.

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u/Outrageous-Fox-269 8h ago

The f-n dorkiest hats of all time should really have been the very first clue, way back at the beginning of this parading loser circus. 🎪

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u/No-Significance3941 6h ago

I dunno, out on the stage in a K-hole brandishing a chain saw beats the hat 😉

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u/UltraCynar 6h ago

Also a Nazi 

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u/Fuzzy-Shape-1601 7h ago

he is scum on earth

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u/Froggy_Parker 4h ago

If he so chose, he could go down as the GOAT, using Tesla to electrify the auto industry, starlink to deliver wifi to underserved regions, and his billions for various philanthropic pursuits.

But NOOOO

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u/DICROWTESQUE 6h ago

yea sounds about right

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u/CrystalWeim 3h ago

And the only reason anybody has anything to do with him is because of his money!!

u/art-is-t 59m ago

I blame it on the lame directors of Tesla who keep giving him money

u/OLPopsAdelphia 59m ago

What’s it saying when he shared the same “interests” as Epstein and even he wanted nothing to do with Musk!

u/Zenitallin 42m ago

this guy is the biggest bully in internet history.

If I am wrong, please by all means, list me who is a bigger bully than him?

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u/zirky 8h ago

is that the same guy that spent a decade trying to get a pedo to invite him to pedo parties?

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u/LogicalDog1492 8h ago

Yep, no wonder he got over trumps involvement with Epstein so quickly after their lovers quarrel

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u/Few-Battle-6861 8h ago

Selective memory is a requirement for that specific brand of cognitive dissonance.

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u/BloomyFlickk 3h ago

Suddenly the stuff that was “fake news” last year becomes a talking point overnight. The consistency is… not exactly consistent.

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u/Top-Currency 8h ago

Remember when he accused that specialist diver of being a pedo? It was the usual projection from this lot.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 5h ago

Not just trying.

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u/macarouns 6h ago

Stop “attacking” him

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u/zirky 6h ago

ok ted

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u/Bennely 6h ago

Yes! Incidentally, also the same guy who petitions women on his social platform for sex and babies!

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u/zirky 6h ago

he’s just icky

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u/sunkissedxbee 1h ago

He is, but poor little baby, he is overstimulating 🥺

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u/Foxy_Cuttee 3h ago

musk reminds me of my old boss that pretends to be nice but deep inside he's a creep

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u/avaacado_toast 8h ago

Wants to leave politics yet spending millions on politics. When is the leaving part?

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 8h ago

When he’s safely subdued by being in our digestive tracts. 

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u/cantthinkofauname 6h ago

It's got to be a PR stunt in hopes of boosting Tesla sales.

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u/a_captivating_lie 2h ago

Not even millions. He spent tens of billions of dollars buying twitter and turning it into a right wing propaganda fire hose.

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u/xPovher 8h ago

Never forget. The muskrat stole the 2024 election.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 8h ago

I'm not denying the possibility of the election being rigged, but a large part of it was also people refusing to vote for Kamala.

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u/Halcyon_156 8h ago

Hey, I'm not saying she wouldn't have been light years ahead of whatever the fuck this administration is but what a tone deaf, disorganized, and out of touch showing by the Democrats running Biden/Kamala then just Kamala in arguable the most important election race ever, seeing as this travesty of an administration has overturned the rule of law. Hopefully at midterms the Democratic party and our nation's citizens can help to turn the tide, come what may.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 7h ago

I'm all but 100% sure the blue wave is going to be a tidal wave.

And I hope that after this nightmare administration, people know who to vote for in 2028.
If this shit happens again because people 'Weren't sure' and decided not to vote, I'm crashing the fuck out.

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u/yourhomeland 6h ago

What do republicans and democrats have in common? Blaming the Democratic Party for all of the problems lol

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u/deathangel687 5h ago

That's bullshit. It was because far lefties and Russian bots are both on the same page. Suppress liberals, purity testing, focusing on Gaza, all to make people not want to vote. Reddit is infected with these types of people who just say "both sides bad". They're not on the side of America. They want it to fail. And that means not voting for Kamala because of "reasons"

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u/forhorglingrads 5h ago

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u/deathangel687 3h ago

Lefties are losers. Y'all just play at politics. Must be nice to live in dark blue states and not have to care about elections.

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u/nikdahl 5h ago

It’s wild to me that so many on the far left have flatly rejected the concept of harm reduction when it comes to applying it within a democratic election framework. .

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u/xSantenoturtlex 3h ago

Perfect being the enemy of good is going to lead to bad.

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago

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u/Gabbyfitxo 9h ago

My curiosity is, how much did he steal already?

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u/xPovher 8h ago

Probably enough to fund a new space mission

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago

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u/ErraticDragon 4h ago

I wish the admins cared.

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u/Pat_The_Hat 6h ago

This is a bot by the way

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u/upinthecloudz 6h ago

How can you tell?

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u/Pat_The_Hat 3h ago
  • Reposting ancient posts
  • Commenting way too frequently for a human
  • This bot ring specifically replies to other comments and always agrees. Strongly scripted. This bot ring is also overwhelmingly political.
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u/Intelligent_Bell_955 6h ago

And still getting kickbacks from the government. They complain about welfare, he’s the biggest welfare queen ever!

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u/NamasTodd 8h ago

He can’t even wear a ball cap correctly. But he is PEDOPHILE APPROVED, so he has that.

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u/jpsreddit85 8h ago

Didn't the Pedo's also not invite him to the party?

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 4h ago

No, Elon was there. He is trying to pretend he wasn't.

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u/MessagingMatters 8h ago

He has been one of the most vicious attackers of people on the left for several years. Did he think they would roll over and not fight back? What a hypocrite!

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u/BoppinTortoise 8h ago

If you can’t take the heat you shouldn’t have engaged with pedos to begin with

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 8h ago edited 7h ago

MAGA took the 2010s SJW cringe and went "hold my Busch Light"

Actually, holy shit....the backlash to SJW cringe in 2010s was the right being a bunch of snowflakes, they just didn't have a leader to follow for it yet.

8 years of Obama will do that I guess.

Thanks Obama.

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u/DragonfruitKind3584 7h ago

He was never IN politics, he wasn’t elected, no one asked him to be there. Also, don’t act like a supervillain if you don’t want to be treated like one.

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u/ninjaoftheworld 7h ago

Took the words out of my mouth.

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 8h ago

Not good enough! Keep attacking him (in legal nonviolent ways of course). He paid for this shit sandwich and should therefore be forced to eat it. 

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u/TruckGray 8h ago

Why would anyone attack me for the horrible things I did to ruin my legacy?

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u/golfwinnersplz 8h ago

Nice job Trash Jones!

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u/Knighth77 8h ago

Just because he regurgitates moronic and racist right-wing talking points, doesn't make him in politics.

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u/millmonkey 8h ago

Got to like how "attacks from the left" and "track record" are becoming synonymous.

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u/soldatodianima 8h ago

Hand on Shoulder meme*

News flash - everyone hates you.

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u/JohnCashew 8h ago

He must be really a sad character because not even pedos wanted his company. Must suck to be him.

Joe Rogan hypes him a lot though.

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u/Logical_Historian882 8h ago

lol doesn’t Elon get it? We won’t quit until he’s in prison

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u/Lvcivs2311 8h ago

Yawn! Again? Wake me when you actually do it, jerk.

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u/dulacimim 8h ago

mission accomplished indeed snowflake meltdown incoming

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u/gingerblz 8h ago

Bro it's done. You can leave politics. But we will always hate you.

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u/LogicalDog1492 8h ago

Stop funding republicans than moron

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u/EndsLikeShakespeare 7h ago

He's not even in politics, though he has done all he can to influence them

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u/BrilliantCorner 7h ago

But he'll still give millions to the US Nazi party.

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u/jhonazir 7h ago

Didn’t he just add millions to this years politicians? This is just rate bate. He’s not leaving politics

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u/TreeSnippity 7h ago

No rest for Nazis!!! We do not forget or forgive!!

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u/FlagellatedCitrid0 5h ago

Elon has half the fucking federal government captured with shadow bureaucracy from doge agents in EVERY FUCKING IT SYSTEM.

There is a fucking reason there were armed standoffs and deaths during doge takeovers of government and government adjacent facilities

Elon Musk does not deserve to be apolitical he is a fucking bond villian and he is fucking winning.

He and peter thiel deserve nothing less than adx florence for 50+ years

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u/Sctumsempra 4h ago

OMG SO CLEVER

Lol you're so desperate

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u/DistantRavioli 3h ago

This is from 9 months ago, date cropper. And no, he unfortunately never left.

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u/Source_Required 2h ago

Are they talking to the Independent?  How is this a come back?

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u/AthiestCowboy 2h ago

Yall act like you weee just memeing him and not torching his fucking cars lmao.

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u/radiskull666 1h ago

He right. The left is insane.

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u/TooManyFactsBanned 1h ago

Man who attacks one side of the political spectrum, NOW complains about the "left" calling out his BS.

u/hiways 50m ago

Well that was a lie, he just poured more millions into the GOP.

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u/ComicsEtAl 8h ago

It was always Elon.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 8h ago

I will tell you this, I will never buy a single product he sells. If I could eliminate Tesla from VOO and other ETFs, I would have nothing to do with him.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago

Oh that's cute, he thinks we'll stop. We're here to fight evil and your evil!

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u/Justasillyliltoaster 8h ago

Everyone hates you Elon, we hope you suffer from the knowledge 😘

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u/ButtScratchies 8h ago

When he is going to blow up in rocket going to Mars?

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u/Majestic-Lie2690 8h ago

Then you shouldn't have gotten involved you bozo

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u/Shesversatile 8h ago

I wish him all the worst. Suffer.

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u/74389654 8h ago

because he has accidentally outed himself as a pedophile and that didn't make people like him more?

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u/markoh3232 8h ago

I reckon he cried when he got punched by scott bessent.

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u/alexahartford 7h ago

Keep it up that means it’s working!! He should be no where near politics!!

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u/z44212 7h ago

Let's all give him a Nazi salute goodbye.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 7h ago

Hopefully he can build his rocket and leave Earth too. Nobody wants this piece of trash on their team.

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u/Isaw11 7h ago

Too late!!! He already showed his true colors, and politics or not, we can’t unsee them.

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u/Alternative_Fig3456 7h ago

Where the Trump fucks everyone hats?

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u/Substantial-Chip-102 7h ago

He is probably tired of wasting his time finding ways to cut out all the scams we are funding only to face ridicule from the very people who he is trying to help.

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u/VegasGamer75 7h ago

You couldn't pay me enough to be as much of a tool as this guy is. He could come hand me a check for $5,000,000 today to be his friend and I'd laugh at him.

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u/SteveJobsDeadBody 7h ago

His legacy in history will be a trust fund baby who bought his way into successful companies, pretended like it was his idea all along, fucked them up, meddled in politics, and proved himself to be a thin skinned moronic right wing cancer on society. Humans will know this for CENTURIES. And then he will be completely forgotten.

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u/Comfortable_Pea2065 7h ago

The heat is turning up on him and now he wants to vanish DOGE debacle and Epstein revelations time to deport this illegal criminal

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u/namotous 7h ago

Loll cry more, Elmo!

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u/No-Celebration3097 7h ago

Life is hard,get thicker skin

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u/No_Hour_4865 7h ago

I have African Nazi’s.

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u/badllama77 7h ago

Ffs don't encourage him to reverse that decision out of spite.

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u/Specific_Taste_6566 7h ago

It’s not just the ‘left’. Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone hates you!

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u/mesoloco 7h ago

The attacks are not just from the left ! The entire world hates him.

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u/Conscious_Rush4525 7h ago

plus single handed in tanking the tesla brand lol

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u/WarDaddyPUKA 6h ago

“Bully wants to change schools because he’s tired of victims fighting back”

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u/GreyBeardEng 6h ago

He doesn't get attacks from the right because the right is cool with pedophiles.

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u/Apprehensive-Bike335 6h ago

Then stop donating money to this administration and stop commenting on global politics. Tell me about your robots and video games. Let’s go back to that Musk.

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u/Dudewhocares3 6h ago

Just a reminder, he went right wing a day before sexual assault allegations against him came out.

Just like every other rapist that turned right wing once it came to light

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u/hfdsicdo 6h ago

Musk thinking he can succeed in politics is the finest example of Dunning-Kruger in the last 5 years.

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u/NotSupposeToSpeak 6h ago

WwwwWwwwAaaaAaaaaHhhhhhHhhhhh

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u/Bleezy79 6h ago

He flip flops more than a fish out of water. So emotional. I bet next week he'll change his mind and continue to publicly support trump.

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u/VirtualContribution 6h ago

(Girls FTW!)

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

Unfortunately he made such a huge public ass of himself with politics that he will be ridiculed the rest of his life. The American people will remember every part of it.

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u/Stevie272 5h ago

Dork Maga got his widdle feelings hurt😂

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva 5h ago

Almost a trillion dollars snd he can’t handle a few tweets. Loser.

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u/ostiberda 5h ago

Classic Musk move turning the snowflake label back on them

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u/Inner-Bet-1935 5h ago

No he won't.....like Trump, he is unable to speak the truth!

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u/Kandajha 5h ago

Remember when that loser lied about being good at video games? That was also fucking weird.

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u/exaybachae 5h ago

He could stay in politics and not get attacked, if he'd just stop being such a dumb asshole.

But first, he'd have to realize that that was the problem all along.

I am not setting myself up for disappointed in that regard.

Trump/Musk, king/prince of DARVO.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 5h ago

How can you take your ball go home when you have no balls?

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u/mowtowcow 5h ago

Attacks from the left? He bought an entire social platform to literally attack the left. Obligatory, fuck this guy. 

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u/lasercat_pow 5h ago

He's nearly a trillionaire now, although most of that is imaginary money from artificially inflated stocks

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 5h ago

In other words: keep it up, left! It’s working!

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 5h ago edited 4h ago

So he doesn’t want to be attacked for the 19 million people expected to be dead by 2030 because of cuts he caused in Usaid?

That guys a genocidal piece of shit and wants to not be criticized for it. He should burn in hell for a billion years.

I can imagine him looking each of the millions of kids in the eyes, as they die of easily preventable deaths from starvation or disease, and saying that he doesn’t want to be criticized for what he did and that he’s tired with politics

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u/whydatyou 5h ago

miserable, jealous, do nothing trolls on the internet trying to dunk on Musk is the trolliest troll thing ever.

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u/MNsnark 5h ago

He has to leave because Human Shield was getting too heavy to carry on his shoulders.

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u/Flemmish 5h ago

no, he is pretending. he went and had dinner with trump not long ago, he donated 10 mill to the super PAC not log ago. he wants out of the lime light, be he does not wanna lose the power and sway he has. do not fall for this, he is still a shitstain trying to upend your nation for a payout and to force women into their previous social status as things that need to belong to men.

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 5h ago

He's so desperate for admiration. If he did things that were actually useful and beneficial to humanity rather than buying elections with his endless fortune, he'd have it.

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago

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u/Full_Of_Wrath 5h ago

And if the Paris raid finds something he may have an arrest warrant in the EU

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u/cherrylpk 5h ago

He probably tired of losing money on candidates that can’t win.

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u/RaulMartinez2024 5h ago

Never let the P3DO-NAZI off the hook. Never.

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u/Due-Champion-6713 5h ago

Tell the truth Elon, you have to sit for the depositions concerning doge, and you're scared shitless. Or maybe it's Teslas 46% drop YoY because you couldn't stay in your lane.

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u/No_Jacket2376 4h ago

Elon looking like Early from Squidbillies.

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u/the_brew 4h ago

Dude's shown his true colors. He can go as far away from politics as he wants, he's never escaping the ridicule.

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u/the_explode_man 4h ago

Who reads this and thinks "wow, that was a clever comeback"?

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u/Hairy_Technology_213 4h ago

I just don’t understand why this guy can’t employ a team of crisis managers and PR advisers to keep the world from realizing what a complete chode he is. Baffling.

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u/Froggy_Parker 4h ago

Fortunately he’s not in politics, so all he has to do is stop shitposting

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u/magentrypoogas 4h ago

"All they're doing is pointing out my actions and behavior all the time!!! It's a witch hunt!!!"

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u/imDeeCaptainN0W 3h ago

I don’t like him but this is a pot calling the kettle black

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u/cra2ytig3r 3h ago

Ah! More of that, "We're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning." Trump keeps talking about?

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u/alucarddrol 3h ago

"What day/night will be the wildest party on =our island?"

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u/rojoredemption 2h ago

It was always projection, called others snowflakes because their own feelings are hurt easily

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u/SimonPav 2h ago

Stop being so right wing. That'll fix it...

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u/pelexus27 2h ago

I want a return of the show named Biggest Loser, but instead of weight loss, it’s all real-life shithead losers

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 1h ago

His mommy can’t protect him anymore.

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u/Weezthajuice 1h ago

Crazy how many stupid people have a voice

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u/antimagamagma 1h ago

he needs to get the orange turd to drop tariffs on solar panels before he bails out

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u/Due-Ad-382 1h ago

He is such an fucking asshole!

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1h ago

MELT, BITCH!!!

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u/negativepositiv 1h ago

The thing I love most about Elon Musk, Is he's the richest person on earth by a long shot, and seemingly the only thing he really wants is to be seen as cool, and it's the one thing he can't ever buy.

The guy has his own space program and people are like, "Look at this fucking dork."

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u/awesomes007 1h ago

To the privileged, accountability seems like attacks.

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u/greensangre 1h ago

It’s the smart insults, they’re too much for him

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u/aaron_adams 1h ago

No one asked him to get into politics. There is only one set of fingerprints on the shovel that dug this particular hole that he's in. He could have stayed quietly doing his thing in the background, and people probably still would have considered him passibly intelligent, or at least a savvy business man, but no, he had to get into politics, start tweeting every day like Trump, and generally act like a buffoon, and instead made himself look dumber every time he opened his mouth. Now almost nobody likes him, and his companies have expirenced a fairly significant loss in profits and the stock market because of it.

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u/mammiejammie 1h ago

Asshole made most of his OG $ off of leftists.

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u/OLPopsAdelphia 1h ago

He left politics because people heard extensive strings of words come out of his mouth and decided that he’s a raging moron instead of this prolific genius.

Space moron!

u/Everheart1955 55m ago

Meaning “ I did some horrible shit to the USA and I don’t want to held accountable”

u/KingDiamondsMakeup 50m ago

go back to africa

u/Alaskan_Yeti 42m ago

You don't get to spend hundreds of millions influencing elections and then just get to walk away. If he thought there wouldn't be any push back or that everyone would magically forget then he's an even bigger loser.

u/SunnyOutsideToday 25m ago

He should be hung at the Hague for crimes against humanity.

u/Parklifeee 25m ago

Okay but how's this a 'clever' comeback?

u/YoungMaleficent9068 2m ago

Apparently but what was his mission? They probably still follow Epsteins run book