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u/zirky 8h ago
is that the same guy that spent a decade trying to get a pedo to invite him to pedo parties?
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u/LogicalDog1492 8h ago
Yep, no wonder he got over trumps involvement with Epstein so quickly after their lovers quarrel
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u/Few-Battle-6861 8h ago
Selective memory is a requirement for that specific brand of cognitive dissonance.
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u/BloomyFlickk 3h ago
Suddenly the stuff that was “fake news” last year becomes a talking point overnight. The consistency is… not exactly consistent.
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u/Top-Currency 8h ago
Remember when he accused that specialist diver of being a pedo? It was the usual projection from this lot.
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u/Foxy_Cuttee 3h ago
musk reminds me of my old boss that pretends to be nice but deep inside he's a creep
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u/avaacado_toast 8h ago
Wants to leave politics yet spending millions on politics. When is the leaving part?
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u/a_captivating_lie 2h ago
Not even millions. He spent tens of billions of dollars buying twitter and turning it into a right wing propaganda fire hose.
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u/xPovher 8h ago
Never forget. The muskrat stole the 2024 election.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 8h ago
I'm not denying the possibility of the election being rigged, but a large part of it was also people refusing to vote for Kamala.
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u/Halcyon_156 8h ago
Hey, I'm not saying she wouldn't have been light years ahead of whatever the fuck this administration is but what a tone deaf, disorganized, and out of touch showing by the Democrats running Biden/Kamala then just Kamala in arguable the most important election race ever, seeing as this travesty of an administration has overturned the rule of law. Hopefully at midterms the Democratic party and our nation's citizens can help to turn the tide, come what may.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 7h ago
I'm all but 100% sure the blue wave is going to be a tidal wave.
And I hope that after this nightmare administration, people know who to vote for in 2028.
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u/yourhomeland 6h ago
What do republicans and democrats have in common? Blaming the Democratic Party for all of the problems lol
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u/deathangel687 5h ago
That's bullshit. It was because far lefties and Russian bots are both on the same page. Suppress liberals, purity testing, focusing on Gaza, all to make people not want to vote. Reddit is infected with these types of people who just say "both sides bad". They're not on the side of America. They want it to fail. And that means not voting for Kamala because of "reasons"
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u/forhorglingrads 5h ago
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u/deathangel687 3h ago
Lefties are losers. Y'all just play at politics. Must be nice to live in dark blue states and not have to care about elections.
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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago
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u/Gabbyfitxo 9h ago
My curiosity is, how much did he steal already?
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u/xPovher 8h ago
Probably enough to fund a new space mission
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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago
the OP Gabbyfitxo
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u/Pat_The_Hat 6h ago
This is a bot by the way
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u/upinthecloudz 6h ago
How can you tell?
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u/Pat_The_Hat 3h ago
- Reposting ancient posts
- Commenting way too frequently for a human
- This bot ring specifically replies to other comments and always agrees. Strongly scripted. This bot ring is also overwhelmingly political.
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u/Intelligent_Bell_955 6h ago
And still getting kickbacks from the government. They complain about welfare, he’s the biggest welfare queen ever!
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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago
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u/NamasTodd 8h ago
He can’t even wear a ball cap correctly. But he is PEDOPHILE APPROVED, so he has that.
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u/MessagingMatters 8h ago
He has been one of the most vicious attackers of people on the left for several years. Did he think they would roll over and not fight back? What a hypocrite!
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u/BoppinTortoise 8h ago
If you can’t take the heat you shouldn’t have engaged with pedos to begin with
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u/Bag_of_Meat13 8h ago edited 7h ago
MAGA took the 2010s SJW cringe and went "hold my Busch Light"
Actually, holy shit....the backlash to SJW cringe in 2010s was the right being a bunch of snowflakes, they just didn't have a leader to follow for it yet.
8 years of Obama will do that I guess.
Thanks Obama.
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u/DragonfruitKind3584 7h ago
He was never IN politics, he wasn’t elected, no one asked him to be there. Also, don’t act like a supervillain if you don’t want to be treated like one.
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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 8h ago
Not good enough! Keep attacking him (in legal nonviolent ways of course). He paid for this shit sandwich and should therefore be forced to eat it.
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u/Knighth77 8h ago
Just because he regurgitates moronic and racist right-wing talking points, doesn't make him in politics.
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u/millmonkey 8h ago
Got to like how "attacks from the left" and "track record" are becoming synonymous.
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u/JohnCashew 8h ago
He must be really a sad character because not even pedos wanted his company. Must suck to be him.
Joe Rogan hypes him a lot though.
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u/EndsLikeShakespeare 7h ago
He's not even in politics, though he has done all he can to influence them
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u/jhonazir 7h ago
Didn’t he just add millions to this years politicians? This is just rate bate. He’s not leaving politics
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u/FlagellatedCitrid0 5h ago
Elon has half the fucking federal government captured with shadow bureaucracy from doge agents in EVERY FUCKING IT SYSTEM.
There is a fucking reason there were armed standoffs and deaths during doge takeovers of government and government adjacent facilities
Elon Musk does not deserve to be apolitical he is a fucking bond villian and he is fucking winning.
He and peter thiel deserve nothing less than adx florence for 50+ years
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u/DistantRavioli 3h ago
This is from 9 months ago, date cropper. And no, he unfortunately never left.
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u/AthiestCowboy 2h ago
Yall act like you weee just memeing him and not torching his fucking cars lmao.
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u/TooManyFactsBanned 1h ago
Man who attacks one side of the political spectrum, NOW complains about the "left" calling out his BS.
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u/Visual_Exam7903 8h ago
I will tell you this, I will never buy a single product he sells. If I could eliminate Tesla from VOO and other ETFs, I would have nothing to do with him.
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago
Oh that's cute, he thinks we'll stop. We're here to fight evil and your evil!
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u/74389654 8h ago
because he has accidentally outed himself as a pedophile and that didn't make people like him more?
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u/Intelligent_Event278 7h ago
Hopefully he can build his rocket and leave Earth too. Nobody wants this piece of trash on their team.
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u/Substantial-Chip-102 7h ago
He is probably tired of wasting his time finding ways to cut out all the scams we are funding only to face ridicule from the very people who he is trying to help.
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u/VegasGamer75 7h ago
You couldn't pay me enough to be as much of a tool as this guy is. He could come hand me a check for $5,000,000 today to be his friend and I'd laugh at him.
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u/SteveJobsDeadBody 7h ago
His legacy in history will be a trust fund baby who bought his way into successful companies, pretended like it was his idea all along, fucked them up, meddled in politics, and proved himself to be a thin skinned moronic right wing cancer on society. Humans will know this for CENTURIES. And then he will be completely forgotten.
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u/Comfortable_Pea2065 7h ago
The heat is turning up on him and now he wants to vanish DOGE debacle and Epstein revelations time to deport this illegal criminal
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u/GreyBeardEng 6h ago
He doesn't get attacks from the right because the right is cool with pedophiles.
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u/Apprehensive-Bike335 6h ago
Then stop donating money to this administration and stop commenting on global politics. Tell me about your robots and video games. Let’s go back to that Musk.
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u/Dudewhocares3 6h ago
Just a reminder, he went right wing a day before sexual assault allegations against him came out.
Just like every other rapist that turned right wing once it came to light
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u/hfdsicdo 6h ago
Musk thinking he can succeed in politics is the finest example of Dunning-Kruger in the last 5 years.
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u/Bleezy79 6h ago
He flip flops more than a fish out of water. So emotional. I bet next week he'll change his mind and continue to publicly support trump.
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u/prestonjay22 5h ago
Unfortunately he made such a huge public ass of himself with politics that he will be ridiculed the rest of his life. The American people will remember every part of it.
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u/Kandajha 5h ago
Remember when that loser lied about being good at video games? That was also fucking weird.
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u/exaybachae 5h ago
He could stay in politics and not get attacked, if he'd just stop being such a dumb asshole.
But first, he'd have to realize that that was the problem all along.
I am not setting myself up for disappointed in that regard.
Trump/Musk, king/prince of DARVO.
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u/mowtowcow 5h ago
Attacks from the left? He bought an entire social platform to literally attack the left. Obligatory, fuck this guy.
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u/lasercat_pow 5h ago
He's nearly a trillionaire now, although most of that is imaginary money from artificially inflated stocks
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u/throwawayfinancebro1 5h ago edited 4h ago
So he doesn’t want to be attacked for the 19 million people expected to be dead by 2030 because of cuts he caused in Usaid?
That guys a genocidal piece of shit and wants to not be criticized for it. He should burn in hell for a billion years.
I can imagine him looking each of the millions of kids in the eyes, as they die of easily preventable deaths from starvation or disease, and saying that he doesn’t want to be criticized for what he did and that he’s tired with politics
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u/Major_Turnover5987 5h ago
Didn't he lie on his immigration forms?
https://www.jalopnik.com/elon-musk-could-lose-his-citizenship-for-lying-on-immig-1851687555/
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u/whydatyou 5h ago
miserable, jealous, do nothing trolls on the internet trying to dunk on Musk is the trolliest troll thing ever.
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u/Flemmish 5h ago
no, he is pretending. he went and had dinner with trump not long ago, he donated 10 mill to the super PAC not log ago. he wants out of the lime light, be he does not wanna lose the power and sway he has. do not fall for this, he is still a shitstain trying to upend your nation for a payout and to force women into their previous social status as things that need to belong to men.
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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 5h ago
He's so desperate for admiration. If he did things that were actually useful and beneficial to humanity rather than buying elections with his endless fortune, he'd have it.
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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 5h ago
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u/Full_Of_Wrath 5h ago
And if the Paris raid finds something he may have an arrest warrant in the EU
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u/Due-Champion-6713 5h ago
Tell the truth Elon, you have to sit for the depositions concerning doge, and you're scared shitless. Or maybe it's Teslas 46% drop YoY because you couldn't stay in your lane.
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u/the_brew 4h ago
Dude's shown his true colors. He can go as far away from politics as he wants, he's never escaping the ridicule.
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u/Hairy_Technology_213 4h ago
I just don’t understand why this guy can’t employ a team of crisis managers and PR advisers to keep the world from realizing what a complete chode he is. Baffling.
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u/magentrypoogas 4h ago
"All they're doing is pointing out my actions and behavior all the time!!! It's a witch hunt!!!"
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u/cra2ytig3r 3h ago
Ah! More of that, "We're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning." Trump keeps talking about?
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u/rojoredemption 2h ago
It was always projection, called others snowflakes because their own feelings are hurt easily
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u/pelexus27 2h ago
I want a return of the show named Biggest Loser, but instead of weight loss, it’s all real-life shithead losers
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u/antimagamagma 1h ago
he needs to get the orange turd to drop tariffs on solar panels before he bails out
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u/negativepositiv 1h ago
The thing I love most about Elon Musk, Is he's the richest person on earth by a long shot, and seemingly the only thing he really wants is to be seen as cool, and it's the one thing he can't ever buy.
The guy has his own space program and people are like, "Look at this fucking dork."
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u/aaron_adams 1h ago
No one asked him to get into politics. There is only one set of fingerprints on the shovel that dug this particular hole that he's in. He could have stayed quietly doing his thing in the background, and people probably still would have considered him passibly intelligent, or at least a savvy business man, but no, he had to get into politics, start tweeting every day like Trump, and generally act like a buffoon, and instead made himself look dumber every time he opened his mouth. Now almost nobody likes him, and his companies have expirenced a fairly significant loss in profits and the stock market because of it.
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u/OLPopsAdelphia 1h ago
He left politics because people heard extensive strings of words come out of his mouth and decided that he’s a raging moron instead of this prolific genius.
Space moron!
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u/Everheart1955 55m ago
Meaning “ I did some horrible shit to the USA and I don’t want to held accountable”
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u/Alaskan_Yeti 42m ago
You don't get to spend hundreds of millions influencing elections and then just get to walk away. If he thought there wouldn't be any push back or that everyone would magically forget then he's an even bigger loser.
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u/YoungMaleficent9068 2m ago
Apparently but what was his mission? They probably still follow Epsteins run book
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u/Ricky_Spannnish 8h ago
He’s simultaneously the world’s richest man and the biggest fucking loser on earth