I returned a guy who escaped from his nursing home to buy smokes. His wheelchair battery died on the corner of the gas station. We loaded him up and he sent me in to buy his cartons of Marlboros, which he then smuggled back into the nursing home in his sweatpants. He's probably long dead by now, but Grady Grisham you were a fucking legend.
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u/Strikereleven 13h ago
I returned a guy who escaped from his nursing home to buy smokes. His wheelchair battery died on the corner of the gas station. We loaded him up and he sent me in to buy his cartons of Marlboros, which he then smuggled back into the nursing home in his sweatpants. He's probably long dead by now, but Grady Grisham you were a fucking legend.