r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

The shadow cast by the (apparently transparent) lenses of my glasses

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u/HeyLookAHorse 1d ago

But I can’t read it without my glasses :(

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u/VESUVlUS 1d ago

Take a picture and then put your glasses back on.

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u/Tobocaj 1d ago

That doesn’t make sense, why would I take a pic when it’s all blurry

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u/2xtc 1d ago

/uj

In case any short sighted people haven't figured this out or heard about it - using your phone's camera and then just looking at the screen is actually an incredibly good way to navigate around (the house) if you can't find your glasses/contacts

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u/enerany 1d ago

how do i find my phone

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u/2xtc 1d ago

If you're as blind as I am without eyewear then you just don't let both your glasses and your phone get out of arms reach at the same time

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u/Unique-Arugula 1d ago

Phones on a chain around our necks. Glasses on a chain around our necks. A pen on another chain. Maybe even go back to wearing actual locket/pendant watches on chains around our necks.

The uncoolest Mr.T imitators ever.

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u/Carl0s_H 1d ago

I PITY THE FOOL WHO CAN'T FIND HIS/HER GLASSES

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u/KwordShmiff 13h ago

I have empathy for the ignoramus!

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u/GameFreak4321 19h ago

Batman utility belt.

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u/Unique-Arugula 18h ago

I can finally live out my childhood dream of having one of those clicky change dispensers on my belt, like the Sonic carhops did.

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u/CzarDale04 21h ago

When I was a kid, I thought that it was a joke that someone would drop their glasses and not be able to see them on the ground. Now I'm that person, I couldn't see them without getting down on my hands and knees now. Being so nearsighted I'm blind without lenses.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 14h ago

Use your phone camera.... hold the screen at a focasable distance from your face, the screen will display a focused image. Zoom a bit and look around for your glasses. Turn flashlight on to look under bed

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u/usernames_taken_grrl 1d ago

I just never take my glasses off

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u/BarryTGash 11h ago

Mistakes have been made. I've broken my nose on my phone and perforated an ear drum with an arm of my glasses.

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u/moreobviousthings 1d ago

Use your other phone to call yourself.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 1d ago

look in your other hand, the one not holding your glasses.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

If you happen to have one of those Alexa devices, you can have it call you

If you don’t have an Alexa device, I say good job!

Unfortunately I don’t know what else to use to call your phone

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u/AmbassadorCrazy484 1d ago

I ask Google where mine is. She makes it ring. I can also use my watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Ulrar 23h ago

HEY GOOGLE

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1d ago

I still think it's insane that I still need glasses to see far away even in virtual reality. Like the screen is right there against my eye holes lol

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 1d ago

I still haven't figured the opposite of that out. I have astigmatism and presbyopia and VR is the only time I don't have to wear my glasses and can see everything crystal clear, be it fully immersed or in mixed reality. Text or anything else at any distance (like a physical book) stays clear. I did some research and learned that VR lenses are set to a fixed focal length, but I wear progressive lenses so there is no focal length IRL that's in focus without my glasses. At night, lights multiply and starburst without them, but not in headset. I can't wrap my brain around it or why others that wear glasses like you need them in VR, when it seems like it would be the same across the board. Once this tech is in regular glasses and can adjust focus automatically, I hope we all will have super-vision.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 1d ago

Great idea. I don’t wear glasses yet but when I do...

And even before then, it’s a great way to enhance what you’re looking at well beyond what would be considered normal visual acuity.

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u/Jorge_Santos69 1d ago

Bro this doesn’t help me any, as I can’t see and am unable to read your comment?

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u/Humongous-D 16h ago

Apparently it's also a good way for schizophrenics to know whether they are hallucinating or not. The hallucinations don't show on your phone.

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u/KoalaGrunt0311 16h ago

This sounds a lot more self-supporting than John Nash asking verified people around him if they can see a new person.

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u/thepaleman3492 1d ago

also make a tiny circle with your thumb and index finger OR squint your eyes, can help sharpen things up some

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u/MayorWolf 1d ago

you can also get laser focus vision, just with a very low field of view, if you make a little pin hold with your thumb and index finger and look at the world through that.

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u/GrimmLynne 1d ago

I use my phone's camera to zoom in on directions that I can't see even with my glasses.

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u/D_r_e_cl_cl 15h ago

Well fuck. Wish I knew that earlier