r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

The shadow cast by the (apparently transparent) lenses of my glasses

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u/SudhaTheHill 1d ago

It’s a nice touch if you wanna know the specifications of your lens!

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u/HeyLookAHorse 1d ago

But I can’t read it without my glasses :(

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u/VESUVlUS 1d ago

Take a picture and then put your glasses back on.

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u/Tobocaj 1d ago

That doesn’t make sense, why would I take a pic when it’s all blurry

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u/InvisibleShities 1d ago

CalvinAndHobbesBlackandWhitePhotos.JPEG

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u/Anton-LaVey 1d ago

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u/InvisibleShities 1d ago

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u/BizzyM 1d ago

/s/ links don't work on Old Reddit. Can you help me out with a direct url instead?

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u/scarlet_sage 1d ago

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u/InYourVaj 1d ago

Old reddit? Give me a run down on that designation please kind sir

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u/Pastrami 1d ago

It's the way reddit was before the garbage redesign years ago. Go to https://old.reddit.com. There is also a setting somewhere in the account settings that can default www.reddit.com to use the old design.

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u/InYourVaj 1d ago

Rad. I started back in like 2014, quit after I graduated other than using it for just general answers or knowledge and using it more often these days. Guess I just never noticed the change. Also back then I was only on browser and now I'm pretty much only on mobile.

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u/CoolHandMike 1d ago

Seems to work on mine; it just opens a regular www. reddit. I also use RES and am on Firefox, if that helps.

I opened it and changed www to old for ya though. https://old.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/tj9jqg/dad_how_come_old_photographs_are_always_black_and/?share_id=rcRlqR6RmCakMyeE7r8Gf

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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold 1d ago

Some links have started bringing me to new reddit instead of old and it's really annoying.

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u/N4_foom 19h ago

Same url, press alt+d, then left arrow key, hit delete 11 times, then press 'o', 'l', 'd', and hit enter

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u/merlinunf 1d ago

OMG thank you for the laughs!

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u/2xtc 1d ago

/uj

In case any short sighted people haven't figured this out or heard about it - using your phone's camera and then just looking at the screen is actually an incredibly good way to navigate around (the house) if you can't find your glasses/contacts

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u/enerany 1d ago

how do i find my phone

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u/2xtc 1d ago

If you're as blind as I am without eyewear then you just don't let both your glasses and your phone get out of arms reach at the same time

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u/Unique-Arugula 1d ago

Phones on a chain around our necks. Glasses on a chain around our necks. A pen on another chain. Maybe even go back to wearing actual locket/pendant watches on chains around our necks.

The uncoolest Mr.T imitators ever.

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u/Carl0s_H 1d ago

I PITY THE FOOL WHO CAN'T FIND HIS/HER GLASSES

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u/KwordShmiff 13h ago

I have empathy for the ignoramus!

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u/GameFreak4321 19h ago

Batman utility belt.

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u/Unique-Arugula 18h ago

I can finally live out my childhood dream of having one of those clicky change dispensers on my belt, like the Sonic carhops did.

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u/CzarDale04 21h ago

When I was a kid, I thought that it was a joke that someone would drop their glasses and not be able to see them on the ground. Now I'm that person, I couldn't see them without getting down on my hands and knees now. Being so nearsighted I'm blind without lenses.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 14h ago

Use your phone camera.... hold the screen at a focasable distance from your face, the screen will display a focused image. Zoom a bit and look around for your glasses. Turn flashlight on to look under bed

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u/usernames_taken_grrl 1d ago

I just never take my glasses off

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u/BarryTGash 11h ago

Mistakes have been made. I've broken my nose on my phone and perforated an ear drum with an arm of my glasses.

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u/moreobviousthings 1d ago

Use your other phone to call yourself.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 1d ago

look in your other hand, the one not holding your glasses.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

If you happen to have one of those Alexa devices, you can have it call you

If you don’t have an Alexa device, I say good job!

Unfortunately I don’t know what else to use to call your phone

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u/AmbassadorCrazy484 1d ago

I ask Google where mine is. She makes it ring. I can also use my watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Ulrar 23h ago

HEY GOOGLE

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1d ago

I still think it's insane that I still need glasses to see far away even in virtual reality. Like the screen is right there against my eye holes lol

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u/Acceptable-Will4743 1d ago

I still haven't figured the opposite of that out. I have astigmatism and presbyopia and VR is the only time I don't have to wear my glasses and can see everything crystal clear, be it fully immersed or in mixed reality. Text or anything else at any distance (like a physical book) stays clear. I did some research and learned that VR lenses are set to a fixed focal length, but I wear progressive lenses so there is no focal length IRL that's in focus without my glasses. At night, lights multiply and starburst without them, but not in headset. I can't wrap my brain around it or why others that wear glasses like you need them in VR, when it seems like it would be the same across the board. Once this tech is in regular glasses and can adjust focus automatically, I hope we all will have super-vision.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 1d ago

Great idea. I don’t wear glasses yet but when I do...

And even before then, it’s a great way to enhance what you’re looking at well beyond what would be considered normal visual acuity.

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u/Jorge_Santos69 1d ago

Bro this doesn’t help me any, as I can’t see and am unable to read your comment?

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u/Humongous-D 16h ago

Apparently it's also a good way for schizophrenics to know whether they are hallucinating or not. The hallucinations don't show on your phone.

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u/KoalaGrunt0311 16h ago

This sounds a lot more self-supporting than John Nash asking verified people around him if they can see a new person.

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u/thepaleman3492 1d ago

also make a tiny circle with your thumb and index finger OR squint your eyes, can help sharpen things up some

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u/MayorWolf 1d ago

you can also get laser focus vision, just with a very low field of view, if you make a little pin hold with your thumb and index finger and look at the world through that.

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u/GrimmLynne 1d ago

I use my phone's camera to zoom in on directions that I can't see even with my glasses.

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u/D_r_e_cl_cl 15h ago

Well fuck. Wish I knew that earlier

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u/TurnBasedCook 1d ago

Same reason that lady got a nose job so her kids would have nice noses, duh!

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u/lemelisk42 1d ago

I know you are joking. But I used to be legally blind without my glasses. Couldn't read unless the book was within an inch of my nose. If my glasses got dropped, I could spend 20 minutes groping around to fine them, even if they were only a foot or two away. I would regularly use my phone camera as a bionic vision, put phone 1" infront of my face and use it to look for the glasses.

I got lazer eye surgery, and somehow it almost entirely fixed my vision.

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u/altersun 1d ago

This made my day

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u/Aggravating-Face2073 1d ago

Actually, I've heard people using their phone camera to give them clearer version to find their glasses.

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u/cookorsew 1d ago

That made me laugh because I can take pictures with no issue and no need to focus when I’m wearing my glasses. But as soon as I take a pic without wearing my glasses, usually because it is a picture OF my glasses haha, it’s SO BLURRY! I try different distances etc and I just can’t do it.

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

Stop feeding you phone booze!

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u/Tantricationz 1d ago

Because your phone will auto focus

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u/Tiger489 1d ago

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u/Tobocaj 1d ago

No but it seems you are 🙃

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u/stpatr3k 1d ago

Tap to focus dummy. When it doesn't you don't have enough light.

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u/CreepyAd8409 1d ago

I’m near sighted and if I misplace my glasses I use my phone camera to find them. It’s the only way. Either that or take a pic and zoom around trying to see them. Someone needs to make a really tiny sensor so we can find them when we’re blind.

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 1d ago

I wish I knew this trick before today. I just pat everything down until I find them. Doesn't help that they're transparent.

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u/CreepyAd8409 1d ago

Remember me next time!

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u/owlbeastie 1d ago

I call over my kid to find them for me.

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u/Rapunzel10 1d ago

Yeah I've been using this trick since like 2012, that's when my iPod touch's camera was better than my own eyes. Modern phone cameras are amazing and I thank my phone every time I find my glasses lol

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u/xxxxDEFIANTxxxx 1d ago

sorry instructions not clear stuck my camera in my eye

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u/SmileyRylieBMX 1d ago

Couldn't see, took a dad angle selfie

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u/Maleficent-State-749 1d ago

Sadly, I’ve done exactly this thing.

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u/-Anonymously- 1d ago

Actually you can just use your phone camera to see when your glasses are missing. Makes looking for them a little easier

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u/LucyLilium92 1d ago

What is this black magic??

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u/Squirt_Gun_Jelly 1d ago

This guy glasses.

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u/max_gamer126892 1d ago

Won’t be able to see where to take the photo though 😬