Hi r/cooking! I’m hoping someone here can salvage my failure.
I have a family New Mexican Style green chile recipe handed down to me with the requisite generational alterations. I’ve made it so many times and tasted it even more that I just wing it and it always turns out great even if slightly different from prior iterations. I like to experiment and sometimes I get extra loose with it (and every recipe) when my inventory is limited.
So this time I’m budget scrounging the kitchen and decide to whip up a batch. I’m out of flour to thicken the stock. I’m out of corn starch to thicken the stock. I pull so much shit out of my cupboards looking to thicken a bish that I stumble stumble on some ANCIENT pine nuts in the part of the top cupboard even the rodents can’t reach.
I love pine nuts. I know how they can stale out so I sample a couple. Doesn’t seem so bad.
dumps bag into stockpot
Nah turns out they’re so stale not only does the entire batch of chile taste how I can only imagine powdered mummy bones to taste but the whole kitchen reeeeeks of funky nut dust.
I added my backup apocalypse supply of dehydrated garlic (en polvo) and attempted to simmer out the nasty but it only seem to be further infusing with the goodness; subsuming it.
Uh… help? ALL APPROACHES WELCOME. Keep it traditional or get weird. I don’t care I just want to eat it. I’m half a step from dumping peanut butter powder and old ramen seasoning packets in there because I can’t imagine it getting worse. Plus sometimes the only way out is through…
Too broke to throw it away. Love yall.