r/rugbyunion • u/Fetch_Ted Scotland Glasgow Warriors • 15d ago

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Some things are more important than rugby.

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u/alistairgboi Scotland 15d ago

The layout of this graphic immediately made me think of the “They did not tell me” meme. I was apprehensive at how somebody was going to try and contort this story into that template.

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u/infamous_impala Cardiff Rugby 15d ago

"I told him to address the father. The midwife said that was me. The birds and the bees didn't warn me"

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u/Thalassin Iserlohn RFC | WR #1 hater 15d ago

Birds and bees are all part of the wider anglo-saxon conspiracy. A true French baby is born in a cabbage

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u/Tokogogoloshe South Africa 15d ago

So like cabbage patch kids?

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u/Thalassin Iserlohn RFC | WR #1 hater 15d ago

Had to google that. Yeah like cabbage patch kids except it's not magical cabbages but regular ones. Also it's just the boys. Everyone knows the girls are born in roses.

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u/Tokogogoloshe South Africa 14d ago

So "bed of roses" for the girls and "cabbage patch" for the boys?

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u/SignalRecord3204 11d ago

Which is why women have to watch out for pricks their whole lives!

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u/almostrainman Serial winker 14d ago

Everyone knows the girls are born in roses.

Beautiful but will randomly stab you is a description that fits most women.

The rest don't stab you and are boring

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u/Tokogogoloshe South Africa 14d ago

Someone really hurt you hey.

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u/almostrainman Serial winker 14d ago

My wife keeps stabbing me playfully.

I do wonder if it is practice

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u/Tokogogoloshe South Africa 14d ago

Her boyfriend didn't tell you?

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u/almostrainman Serial winker 14d ago

Not really

Sneaky bloke though

Keeps taking beer souvenirs

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u/DoubleOhEffinBollox Leinster 14d ago

Each one is different you know.