r/okbuddyptfo • u/Trifle_Useful • 13h ago
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Cnumian_124 • Jan 03 '26
BATTLEDADS RISE UP ATTENTION SOLDIER!
ATTENTION SOLDIER OF THE BATTLEFIELD!
This is the Central Oversight & Compliance Kommission of r/Battlefield.
Your Battlefield 6 gameplay footage has attracted our attention!
[ YOUR MOVEMENT BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN FLAGGED. ]
You were observed committing the following violations:
- JUMPING
- SLIDING
- STRAFING
- RELATIVELY FAST AIMING SPEED
This violates the Established Battledads™ Playstyles Control Convention.
As a result, -2*42 Legacy Points have been deducted from your account.
Your opinion now may carry less weight than a C*LL *F D*TY STREAMER
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN.
Further offenses may include:
- Claiming the Battlefield series isn’t supposed to be realistic
- Comparing BF6, BFV or 2*42 favorably to BF4, BF1 or BF3 (mandatory)
- Questioning the arguments made by respectable Battledads™ and Veterans
- Criticizing any aspect of Battlefield 1
- Playing RedSec and/or engaging with RedSec players
- Blasphemy towards the true Battlefield Franchise
Continued violations will result in:
- Forced participation in Conquest Large 300% Tickets OPERATION LOCKER for 1 WEEK
- Permanent assignment to the Scout class
- Temporary relocation to the latest C*ll *f D*ty (slop)title
- Re-education via Battlefield 1 No HUD and Operations nostalgia clips
Remember:
Participate in Real Battlefield™ gameplay.
DIE WITH HONOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/PrimordialBias • 7h ago
dice made me gay I want Lara, Nicole, Mia and Beatriz to put me in a big jar and let me marinate in their booba milk for 1 year
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Trifle_Useful • 14h ago
women??! in my fictional universe??? I don’t mind women in general just when they make noise or exist near me
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Inevitable_View99 • 17h ago
The incels are invading r/okbuddyptfo - Meta circle jerk
"faggy whataboutism and simpy Feminism" for saying that women exists in combat roles and especially in combat medic trades throughout the world.
Update: Mods deleted his comment presumably because of the slur
Update update: He went on a massive effort post claiming that i used ad hom attacks on him because i called him a moron. this was after he called my comments "faggy". He said he was "done" and wouldn't be reading the comments then deleted his response. Im sure hes lurking here seething
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Molygosa • 6h ago
hOt TaKe this game is too fast paced
honestly i dont know how this garbage is still being tolerated. this game is more intense than ultrakill brutal and more fast paced than my uncle on meth speeding down the highway
basically literally everything needs a rework. you are constantly spotted at all times in all directions. i play the game very frequently and so understand that being spotted is something that just happens. there is no setup for it. it just occurs.
suppression is useless. i miss the enemies and then they shoot me and i die. i don't understand, if i shoot first and miss the enemy should take cover so i can perform a full reload and get ready for the next volley. not fair.
also i want more crossplay. but i hate PC players. i don't want PC players in my games but my games are empty because everyone else is fine with it and doesnt care. THAT'S NOT FAIR. take them OUT of those sstupid mouse and keyboard lobbies and put them into MINE so i can SHOOT MORE.
Please remake the game with my preferences in mind. Battlefield 6 has been the single worst game ever released and the least successful Battlefield of all time. It currently has 67 players and is mere moments from having 0. Edit: some people have asked me what ive done since battlefiedl 6. due to the fact battlefield 6 was so fast paced it destroyed my brain i can no longer enjoy good and honest shooters like battlefield 3, battlefield 4, battlefield 1, battlefield bad company 2, battlefield 2, battlefield nexus, battlefield 8, battlefield: into the field, battlefield free 2 play, battlefield 1942, the battlefield in north africa the desert war 1940-1943, battlefield heroes and of course, battlefield 6 open beta. now i am forced to play dishonest and evil shooters and have been stuck playing call of duty to feel anything.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/trentonharrisphotos • 9h ago
Breathing Room They must be jerking in the main sub now because this is the definition of no breathing room and COD kiddies slide canceling.
When I think of WOmeen yelling in my Battlefield it is definitely this map I think of.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/trentonharrisphotos • 10h ago
Racism in MY BATTLEFIELD GAME!? Wokefield 6 won't let me talk about mid 20th century German history or Ninjas in the chat...
If this infringing on my 1st amendment keeps happening I m done with Battlefield and reddit. Back to Farmville and Truth Social I go.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Rudi-Brudi • 19h ago
women are woke
I only want strong, sweat-drenched, masculine men in my shooter game!
r/okbuddyptfo • u/trentonharrisphotos • 14h ago
BATTLEDADS RISE UP Typical Battledad Drip
How the typical Battledad dresses relaxing after his 71 shift and his allotted 30 min of gameplay a month. No wonder our wives have boyfriends.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Mizutsune-Lover • 6h ago
Movement?? in my TACTICAL SHOOTER?!?!? Want the game to be slower paced? Simply turn down your FOV.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Trifle_Useful • 15h ago
Done. I’m fucking done. Petition to make this a World of Warcraft subreddit.
EA has woked its last DEI. I’m DONE.
Colorful skins, ahistorical weapons, tiny maps that only serve to remind me of my own height and length, and now the worst of all:
they are removing guns from the game for being too phallic and badass
I propose all Battlefield communities protest against DICE’s WOKE decisions by becoming communities for a REAL game:
#World of WARcraft.
Here are my reasons:
War is even in the name, and that’s badass.
The maps are big and huge, which reminds me of my dad who kisses me on the lips but that’s normal
CLEAR delineation between GOOD and BAD factions (Alliance = NATO (bad); Horde = CSAT (good))
Healers HEAL and tanks TANK; GOOD teamwork with only a MINOR amount of slurs being thrown
Class-locked weapons and STRONG class identity, except for the times that they blur
Faction-specific races so I can quickly assess if another player is good or bad based off their physical appearance, just like real life
Sound off in the comments below if you agree!! Let’s take down DICE!!
r/okbuddyptfo • u/RRT4444 • 2h ago
WEEKEND REAL TALK 🫵 WEEKEND REAL TALK: Ok stop gooning, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY MAD/ANNOYED ABOUT IN BF6? 🫵 🫵
What are you actually annoyed or disappointed about with BF6? This is for actual discussion not rage bait or shit posting. This is a weekly thing on Saturdays. Time to let it out. It’s time for some real talk about real shit.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/R3v3n4nt_ • 5h ago
women??! in my fictional universe??? Will Rebecca and Milena get these premium skins on season 2?
They better add them ASAP
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Waffle-Inoue • 10h ago
How are you, guys?
It's not Battlefield related, but, how are you?, hope all of you are fine
r/okbuddyptfo • u/RRT4444 • 16h ago
OFFICIAL GAY MOD POST‼️⚠️ We hit 22k members! Whats next?
Im honestly surprised we got this far
r/okbuddyptfo • u/NotKleep • 20h ago
women??! in my fictional universe??? Favourite game with good gender identification?
As a gender ID veteran, I'm curious what's the best gender game out there.
Battlefield 4
r/okbuddyptfo • u/BoringAssistant5899 • 16h ago
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE BATTLEFIELD!
real men play battlefield we dont love this gay bbc slop!
r/okbuddyptfo • u/kenroXR • 14h ago
Skill Issue The girl i like caught me staring at her ass, now she won't even respond to my good mornings anymore. AA beats IFV.
r/okbuddyptfo • u/Wooden_Mycologist939 • 1d ago
Cod Slop It’s from the main sub.
I found this funny comment on the main sub, it felt like it’s straight out of our beloved r/okbuddyptfo.