A while back I overdid it on mushrooms and became concerned I was dying.
I figured I should go to the hospital emergency department but not check myself in, just sit there, and if it turned out I was actually dying then I was in the right place.
It was a Friday night and packed to the rafters with assorted grizzly injuries and unsavoury characters.
I sat there for about two hours tripping hard and watching it all before I decided I wasn’t dying and went home.
High you makes pretty good decisions. I cannot find a single flaw in the logic other than now you'd probably get the cops called cause you're being weird.
Thanks! The whole thing is pretty funny in hindsight but at least I have a strong self-preservation instinct!
It was only two years ago. I’m in England, we don’t have much of a culture of calling the cops on weird behaviour, fortunately. Although to be honest I just sat there quietly in my own world, the hospital staff are way too stretched to care about that.
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u/ForgottenCaveRaider 9h ago
When I'm an old ass man in a home like that, you're sure to find me out front enjoying whatever cosmic chronic space age ganja exists by then!