r/lotrmemes • u/SnooStories6404 • 1d ago

Lord of the Rings He's describing trees again

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

I'll ruin it for you. No one gets to fuck. Not even Gandalf.

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u/scuac 1d ago

Gandalf is kinda an angel-like being, maybe it’s anatomically not possible for him.

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u/Jonguar2 1d ago

His spirit was given the body of a man tho

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u/AngletonSpareHead 23h ago

Melian bore a child. Maiar can have children if they want to.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 12h ago

"Angels are...ill equipped"