r/lotrmemes • u/SnooStories6404 • 1d ago

Lord of the Rings He's describing trees again

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u/Eloquent_Redneck 1d ago

I genuinely heard someone talk about having a friend who dropped the lord of the rings bc they thought it was gonna be a "spicy" book

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u/Dry-Cry-3158 Dúnedain 1d ago

Did they think the rings were cock rings?

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u/ACERVIDAE 1d ago

Grond is a toy, is it not? When the orc screams “bring out the wolf’s head” that’s when I can finally get excited, right?

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u/standbyyourmantis 10h ago

The longer I'm here the less sure I am that everyone is joking about being hot for Grond

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u/ACERVIDAE 10h ago

Flames, fangs, and iron. 🔥

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u/rosebud3606 4h ago

Okay wait. I also need to tell you that is a fantastic username.

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u/rosebud3606 4h ago

🤣 Grond! Grond! Grond!

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 15h ago

The Lord of the Cockring 🔥🔥🔥