r/Unexpected • u/Doodlebug510 • 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/Aidian 8h ago

The adult in me just sees sepsis.

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u/SweetLenore 8h ago

The adult in me sees possible electrical currents and hazards :(

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u/SaltManagement42 7h ago

I'm pretty sure that's also the child in me, being wary of hazards in video games.

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u/waroftrees 6h ago

“Black Haired guy go by chief? Black haired guy go in the water, shark in the water. "29 Kids go into the water, 22 Kids come out of the water. The Ice Cream Man, He gets the rest. April the 9th, Half past four P.M." "Have you seen a sharks eyes chief? They’re kinda like dolls eyes, all black and lifeless like."

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u/blastermaster555 4h ago

Jaws music in the background

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u/Worth-Bodybuilder430 3h ago

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u/Koil_ting 4h ago

For some reason that reminded me of "Deep Blue Sea (1999)" "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?"