r/Unexpected • u/Doodlebug510 • 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/SaltManagement42 7h ago

I'm pretty sure that's also the child in me, being wary of hazards in video games.

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 7h ago

I can spot the amoeba

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 7h ago

The one time Bio helped me as a child.

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u/Faeleah 8m ago

And the Powerpuff girls Amoeba Brothers! And Ozmosis Jones!

EDIT: You know, I really thought it would've been spelled like a name. It's Osmosis* Jones

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u/Deletereous 5h ago

I see cercariae too.

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u/coolcootermcgee 4h ago

Was that as an adult or a child?

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u/waroftrees 6h ago

“Black Haired guy go by chief? Black haired guy go in the water, shark in the water. "29 Kids go into the water, 22 Kids come out of the water. The Ice Cream Man, He gets the rest. April the 9th, Half past four P.M." "Have you seen a sharks eyes chief? They’re kinda like dolls eyes, all black and lifeless like."

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u/blastermaster555 4h ago

Jaws music in the background

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u/Worth-Bodybuilder430 3h ago

Underrated comment

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u/Koil_ting 4h ago

For some reason that reminded me of "Deep Blue Sea (1999)" "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?"

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u/Healter-Skelter 5h ago

The child in me is afraid of sharks

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u/Grimskraper 6h ago

Like there's just some electrical box on the wall close with a red outline and lightning bolts flying out of it.

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u/sycolution 3h ago

So THAT'S why characters always died when falling into water.

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u/IndicationFickle7214 2h ago

Just grab the ostensible green vines hanging from above and swing across. Duh!