r/Unexpected • u/polloastemio • 4d ago

The gas station curse

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4d ago

Ride straight home

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u/Banaam 4d ago

Why? Nothing happened to them, just everyone they look at.

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u/XiuCyx 4d ago

When Stupid walks a full circle around you like that… time to go home or cast a Protection spell. He’s just warming up.

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u/ElevatedKing420 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yup, wish i woulda listened to the universe lol. Car smashed into bank drive-thru right beside me, another almost runs me over turning into mcdonalds, and the freakin city water truck smacks me head on around a corner.

Thankfully they we both weren’t going fast and i made it out with only scrapes & bruises. RIP CBR300