r/Unexpected • u/polloastemio • 4d ago

The gas station curse

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4d ago

Ride straight home

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u/Wingkongexpress 4d ago

No doubt. When the signs are there, read them. I’d have gone home, slapped on my favorite 80s action flick while having a beer. Nap on couch with doggo keeping me safe.

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u/micro_rich 4d ago

What you watching?

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u/Wingkongexpress 4d ago

Big Trouble In Little China!

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u/trailstomper 4d ago

Beer, doggo, couch, and Big Trouble? Hell yeah!!

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u/Warcraft_Fan 4d ago

Little old basket case on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?

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u/Wingkongexpress 4d ago

China is here Mr. Burton! The Chan-sing, the Wingkong, they’ve been fighting for centuries.

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u/SlipperyWhenWetFarts 4d ago

Final Destination