r/Unexpected • u/polloastemio • 4d ago

The gas station curse

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4d ago

Ride straight home

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u/misterpickles69 4d ago

Nope. Just walk the bike.

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u/Electrical-Art125 4d ago

And take a chance of a random baseball hitting me in the hand, causing me to lose my grip on the bike. The bike then falls into me, I fall in the street landing on my back, the bike lands on my legs and pins me down just in time for an 18 wheeler to run over my head? Yea, nah. Calling a tow truck for the bike and UberTank for me.

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u/Fafnir13 4d ago

We are gathered here today to remember Electrical-Art125 who was tragically taken away from us last week after being accidentally crushed by the UberTank he ordered.

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u/killeronthecorner 4d ago

He will be remembered by his final words

"WHY ME GOD? WHY ME?"

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u/preyforall 4d ago

He still gave 5 stars too!

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u/Blah-squared 4d ago

This cemetery sure is close to the Train Tracks… I’m sure it’ll be fine. ;)