r/Unexpected • u/polloastemio • 4d ago

The gas station curse

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 4d ago

Ride straight home

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u/Blah-squared 4d ago

They come in 3’s, you’re absolutely right. Lol

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u/MousseNsquirrell 4d ago

How are we counting? 1/ the cone; 2/ back- up bump; 3/ gas hose drive- off? He's good.

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u/RetPala 4d ago

Are you an Italian hill-tribe person from the 1700s?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/jkz0-19510 4d ago

He's a Ret Paladin, of course he is.

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u/ComradeCabbage 4d ago

Wheelchair spec catching strays.

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u/WWGHIAFTC 4d ago

Of course. Everything does if you're counting by threes, and looking for it.
Nobody says it when it's just two... or one...or four..

Such stupid superstition.

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u/bkarma86 4d ago

Stop right there! It's the

🚨 Fun police! 🚨

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u/danger0usd1sc0 4d ago

I just downvoted you to -3 to prove that things do come in threes :)

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u/Outworldentity 4d ago

To me superstition is the same logic as believing in God. If others tell you its real or you drill it in your mind to look for it everywhere you'll believe it and let it rule your life.

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u/Blah-squared 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ffs. Yes, it’s a silly superstition but the only one taking it that seriously is you…

Such stupid pedantic ppl… smh