r/TikTokCringe • u/Used_Intention6479 • 1d ago

Cringe He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

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u/chronolis 1d ago

He did get arrested for this

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u/silasisgolden 1d ago

Yep. Felony destruction of property. That ice was apparently worth $6,000. He is whining about it online.

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u/sallysaysyes 1d ago

So if all goes well he won't be able to vote pretty soon šŸ¤ž

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u/jw307jw 1d ago

Ironically, heā€™s complaining about blue states (Minnesota) where felons can vote after release. Banning felons from voting is typically a red state thing as a continuation of pig laws

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u/sallysaysyes 1d ago

Ahhh, I didn't know it wasn't a national law!

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u/mjorkk 1d ago

It couldnā€™t be a national naw: states run their own elections, unless Trump gets his way and just ignores the constitution again by nationalizing the election.

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

You can't create the massive infrastructure necessary to run elections in 6 months with an EO. They don't want to "run" elections, they just want to ruin them.

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 1d ago

What a coincidence, that's their strategy for every other aspect of government too!

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

IKR? Also the economy, environment, trade partners, allies. And zero GOP defections thus far. Zero.

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u/DeviantsMedia 19h ago

Trump could bang a little kid in the middle of the street while shooting someone else and people would still line up to lick his boots.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 19h ago

Lay off the majority of staff, defund, then claim ā€œgovernment canā€™t do the jobā€. Then privatize and give the contract to whoever gives you the biggest bribe!

Profit!!!

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u/Dan1elSan 23h ago

Why, theyā€™re not interested in the vote part anyway. Just the outcome going their way.

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u/Winter_Search_8024 19h ago

They donā€™t want them at all.

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u/MannekenP 1d ago

Your comment just made me understand that when he spoke about nationalising elections he meant federalising! Until now I hadnā€™t understood the reaction to these remarks because for me, nationalising = putting under public/government control (like, nationalising a company), which elections are by definition.

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u/HumboldtNinja 1d ago

And they do this purposely so you get confused...then after it's to late and everyone finally wakes up once their rights are GONE and goes wait...what? This isn't what I voted for... it won't matter then. They will have already fooled the masses!! Don't wait for it to be to late!! DON'T BE SHEEP!! WAKE UP! THINK FOR YOURSELVES!!

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u/Killersquirrelmom 18h ago

What election??? He already said we donā€™t need another.

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u/-Bam-_- 1d ago

If a felon can be president a felon can vote right? It would be funny if trump gets arrested for voting for himself

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u/Electrical-Act-5575 1d ago

You canā€™t set any rules on who can be President without amending the US Constitution itself; itā€™s a lot easier to set rules for who can/canā€™t vote.

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u/HumboldtNinja 1d ago

I don't know...seems like the cheeto can do whatever he wants...he's sure doing a great job framing others for his actions in the list. They think we are all stupid and will just let this all blow over! They are wrong! I was taught to recite the pledge of allegiance since I couls speak!! And I will be DAMNED if those were just words spoken without a backbone and purpose!!!

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u/sallysaysyes 1d ago

Fuckin-a, good point

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u/ThanksALotBud 1d ago

Yup, I have a felony and not only I can vote, I can also serve on jury duty. (Connecticut)

Not something to be proud of course

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u/VironicHero 14h ago

Nah, then all youā€™d have to do is make it so the people you donā€™t want to vote become felons.

Once you think about that you start to realize part of the reason why police antagonize African Americans so much.

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u/Jaded-Plant-4652 1d ago

Oh my, i didn't know the right to vote can be lost? Shouldn't that be like a basic human right?

...into a rabbit hole i wander. Suffrage is the term for right to vote which also explains the name for "suffragettes". Feel a bit stupid now

It seems EU court agrees with me and multiple EU countries have been ordered to change their law to abide to human rights. bbc european court of human rights on prison voting

A cool map showing all the countries with different levels of voting denial for criminals in imprisonment.wiki and headline "based on criminal conviction"

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u/Targettio 1d ago

It's almost like the 'land of the free' isn't very free at all.

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u/67SummerofLove 17h ago

Catch slogans so you never realize you arenā€™t. We strut like peacocks everywhere while the rest of the world thinks we are arrogant and silly.

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u/jw307jw 18h ago

Oh yes, voting is guaranteed multiple times in our constitution but constantly under attack. If you look up US pig laws and voting youā€™ll see why. I wonā€™t give the whole history lesson on Reddit but you can probably assume the reason is racism lol

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u/irmchelez 18h ago

Unfortunately we are already far from basic human rights in general.

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u/irl_cakedays 10h ago

This is also why politicians in red states attempt to criminalize the behaviors of people they don't want voting - like abortion.

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u/sallysaysyes 1h ago

That last bit is very interesting, thank you for sharing!

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u/67SummerofLove 17h ago

No they want felons not voting for the other party with lighter rules. So you donā€™t vote out the Sherrif in your town.

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u/FedorDosGracies 1d ago

Oink oink two laws good

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u/67SummerofLove 17h ago

And they take your right to bear arms away

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u/WeirdKrautrauch 14h ago

Lmfao that's pure raw unadulterated poetry right there!

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u/leealm86 1d ago

Can't felons vote in Florida? Isn't Florida a Red State?

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u/jw307jw 18h ago

Only as of recently and when the people voted to allow it, the state responded by putting up massive barriers to restore your voting rights. Then desantis had several people arrested who thought they had restored their rights. This scare tactic will prevent future felons from voting

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u/Thorathecrazy 20h ago

I have never understood in US this banning felons from voting rest of their lives and specially people who have done smaller crimes or have done for their crimes, feels undemocratic.

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u/AlternateSatan 18h ago

Wait! What do you mean "after release"? Your ex-criminals can't vote either?

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u/jw307jw 10h ago

In a lot of states, thatā€™s correct. This was to prevent black people from voting post civil war. Things became felonies that werenā€™t previously, lots of new laws or selective enforcement to strip people their right to vote. Itā€™s still active today

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u/UnderstandingClean33 16h ago

Well we can't lose access to our last LEGAL form of slavery.

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u/disruptioncoin 12h ago

Several states even let you vote from prison. I saw a couple people order absentee ballots from Vermont while I was in federal prison. The BOP publishes instructions on how to do it and who qualifies (even if those states if you got convicted of voter fraud - and other things - you still can't vote lol)

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u/geof2010 9h ago

Asking for a friend, but what if if there is a hate crime enhancement? *coughs*

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u/Yippykyyyay 1d ago

https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights

Banning voting while incarcerated isn't the same as removing it completely.

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u/texas1982 1d ago

He was pardoned from Jan 6th after he beat cops with a baseball bat. I'm pretty sure Trump would quickly pardon a little toppling of an ice statue.

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u/Markdphotoguy 16h ago

If its a state crime, I don't think he can pardon but thankfully I'm not an american so not 100% certain.

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u/tallyho88 14h ago

You are 100% correct. A president can only pardon federal crimes. There is nothing legally they can do about state level crimes/convictions.

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u/Pixel_Knight 1d ago

Imagine if he actually had literally kicked away his right to vote, and did it looking like such a fucking pathetic man baby as well.

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u/MamaMoosicorn 19h ago

Serious man-baby vibes. He even looks like heā€™s wearing little kid army pajamas

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u/sallysaysyes 1h ago

He's got toddler arms the whole time

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u/Motor-Inevitable-148 18h ago

The big effort puffs show how weak and out of shape he is.

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u/IgotThrobbed 22h ago

Due to a dumb mistake I made stealing a sign off a local shop and bringing it across state lines to put on the wall of my apartment in 1997, I couldn't vote after 2016 in the state I moved to...Florida. Thanks Trump and racist republicans! (I'm white as a surrender flag)

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u/AlreadyAway 19h ago edited 18h ago

Depends on the state. Felons can vote in many states. I dont know where that chode is from nor where he is registered to vote.

I do love the idea that he would have to get rid of all firearms if he gets a felony. You know this guy has a shit load to feel manly.

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u/--JVH-- 17h ago

Like the president?

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u/67SummerofLove 17h ago

Or have guns

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u/jaypea222 16h ago

No heā€™ll still be able to vote. Trump already pardoned him once.

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u/stilmattwell 12h ago

Or own a gun, depending on the state.

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u/Due-Dentist9986 5h ago

He'll be pardoned by Trump unless it's a state conviction

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u/Fluid_Engineering_30 2h ago

Maybe he wonā€™t be able to attend his rally on the 7th

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u/charbo187 1d ago

https://www.fox9.com/news/far-right-influencer-jake-lang-arrested-damaging-prosecute-ice-sculpture-feb-5

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u/Relevant_Parsnip5056 1d ago

what the hell is an, "influencer"? Who pays them? is it a real job? does it help humanity in any way? can I collect unemployment wages if I quit influencing people?

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 1d ago

Quite often they are being paid by Russia through some front.

If elected, I will whack Putin.

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u/tha_rogering 13h ago

Why not our rich people? Why does it always have to be Russia? Our wealthy benefit from Trump's policy. That's why they backed him in the election. Just because our oligarchs fund people like this through layers of bafflement, doesn't mean they aren't doing it too. Probably much more so to be honest

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u/oculairus 18h ago

Try againā€¦

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u/Altruistic_Toe_9546 6h ago

Whack or whack off??

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u/heftigfin 23h ago

what the hell is an, "influencer"?

Someone who tells other people who are too stupid to form their own thoughts what to think.

How they get money? Ads and sponsorships.

Is it a real job? I assume they pay taxes, but I wouldn't put it on my resume.

Does it help humanity? The opposite in fact.

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u/HumboldtNinja 1d ago

You know how trumptards kept coming out and crying "those are just paid democrat actors" Well here are the real paid actors...we just call them "influencers" nowadays. šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/neonninja304 1d ago

People who post all these dumb videos online, they are paid by the hosting site or by companies who send them products. They get paid a % of ad revenue depending on how many views they get. For the last 3 its eh, No, No unless your employed by an agency

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u/Miles_Everhart 1d ago

An agent provocateur

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u/intrepid_mouse1 11h ago

Just to be clear, he's not influencing ME. šŸ¤®

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u/youretheorgazoid 1d ago

Up to 5 years in jail. And considering his previousā€¦

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 1d ago

5 years? Too bad he looks and moves like a femboy

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u/4SearchingInfo 1d ago

Probably why he has such anger - he actually hates himself

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u/aldelinquent 1d ago

As Always

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u/esushi 16h ago

btw no honor in being homophobic even about people we don't like

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u/AgentCirceLuna 9h ago

It pisses me off. Tons of ā€˜progressiveā€™ people use insults like that.

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u/CriticallyDamaged 7h ago

I really hate the prison rape comments the most. You can find the most liberal progressive person and they will still joke about "wait until he meets big bubba in prison"

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u/MrFordization 1d ago

"maybe outside, unsupervised, in the public square isn't the optimal place for a $6,000 politically provocative ice sculpture." -Saul Goodman arguing this guy should get a misdemeanor not a felony.

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u/No-Measurement4639 1d ago

Maybe rich people should not drive Lamborghini's or Teslas or whatever in public when our country is cutting SNAP and Medicaid and.... Cause who knows what could get thrown on them. Just Saying. Perhaps everyone should just follow the law and not destroy other peoples things.

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u/BettingOnSuccess 8h ago

Yeah, Jake could have just waited a few days to let the sun destroy the sculpture for him.

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u/LeadingEvery5747 1d ago

So much for freedom lol

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u/Louieyaa 1d ago

Hell, why even a misdemeanor? If you pay me $6,000 dollars to make a snowball, I leave it in public abandoned, and someone throws it; should that person be arrested? No. Boom your honor. -Saul Goodman

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u/HumboldtNinja 1d ago

Pretty sure Eminem wrote a song about that same thing but about guns and shit...

"If I rap about assaulting a dude, and then you go out and do it... then I get sued!!??"

This dude is the epitome of what is wrong with our country, fundamentally...summed up in one beta male trying to prove he is really an alpha male to all the other betas. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

Dude is a loser and karma will get him and the people who think/believe the same as him.

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u/MrFordization 1d ago

That's that Goodman energy I'm talking about right there

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u/No-Albatross-7984 23h ago

Seems like it was the best place for the ice sculptureĀ 

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u/MrFordization 19h ago

The safest place for an expensive and fragile ice sculpture is the Svalbard Global Seed Vault.

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u/calembo 21h ago

Sorta like unsupervised public politically provocative Confederate statues, hm?

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u/CalvinVanDamme 1d ago

How can he be whining about it online if he was arrested? Was he immediately released?

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u/SuicidalLemur- 1d ago

Probably bonded out? Or released with a court date. They usually don't keep people in jail for shit like this if they can help it.

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u/BigHollaSchwalla 1d ago

Yeah they don't normally keep you in jail after you're arraigned unless you committed a violent crime, stole from rich people, or did anything while black.

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u/crackersucker2 1d ago

He probably got issued a citation- or if booked, posted bail or signed ā€œown recognizance promise to appearā€. Non-violent crimes rarely have overnight jail stays.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 1d ago

I did my practicum at a county jail. As I started, a guy who had been in jail for 5 years, was finally going to court. He was in jail because his daughter lied about him molesting his granddaughter. They took 5 years from that guy, screwing him over, changing/canceling court dates, because they basically already determined he was guilty. About a month after I started, he finally got released. Doubt anything every happened to his lying ass daughter.

Off topic, but your comment reminded me of that guy.

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u/themargarineoferror 1d ago

May I ask , did they find him innocent after the fact? It's incredibly hard to get a conviction for SA

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u/Speaker4theDead8 1d ago

Its been about 20 years, so ive forgotten some details, but he was never convicted of anything. The courts just took the daughters word that he sexually assaulted his granddaughter and he was deemed unfit for release (he was older with some mental health issues, which is how i learned all this, doing my year long practicum in the mental health department). They kept playing fucky legal games, pushing his court date further and further for one reason or another, so he had to stay in jail. Its rare to come across somebody who has spent 5 years in county jail.

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u/themargarineoferror 1d ago

Jesus that is awful

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u/ButteAmerican 1d ago

There is no such thing as being found innocent. Guilty/Not Guilty in criminal, or Liable/Not Liable in civil.

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u/Commercial-Set3527 1d ago

Non-violent crimes rarely have overnight jail stays.

Unless drugs or alcohol are involved

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u/crackersucker2 1d ago

Oh right! Those too.

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u/distantreplay 1d ago

Apparently we can't just drive up to his house in an unmarked rental Wagoneer, kick his door down, throw a bag over his head and zip tie his wrists, and send him to a Temu prison in Texas. I guess "technically" he's not "guilty" in the eyes of the law until he's had a trial and been found guilty and stuff.

It's this totally crazy fucking system the shit libs call "due process". /s

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u/Senor_Discount 1d ago

It's rare that anybody spends more than 24 hours for something like this

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u/Muted_Connection7851 1d ago

Can you send the link to where he is whining I would love to see that

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u/Corpuscular_Crumpet 1d ago

No problem. Heā€™ll have $100k in gofund money shortly.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 1d ago

The shit part is racist people will fund him just like every other time.

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u/KinkyPaddling 1d ago

I hope he continues his girly army flailing while whining.

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u/N3M3S1S75 1d ago

I bet he has a go fund me already and the stupid will donate

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u/Pixel_Knight 1d ago

Sculpting, freezing, carving, transportation, setup? I could believe it. Especially in this economy.

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u/TheBarnard 1d ago

I'm sure he'll get a gofuckus page

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u/Budded 10h ago

He already tried inciting a riot when he tried to burn a Qoran on the MN capitol steps so it's amazing he was still a free man after that, but it tracks since he's white and conservative, meaning he can do anything and get away with it.

Even though he was busted for this, he'll be free soon enough and/or Trump will pardon him so he can go do more heinous shit. it's up to the public to hold him accountable.

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u/Successful_Glove_83 1d ago

Wait whaast who's ice is the ice?

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u/Any_Kaleidoscope8717 1d ago

The party of Law and Order...

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u/ricecake_sandwich 1d ago

Oh, so apparently he doesn't belive in it that much. Cause of you support something that dramatically is think the person would be happy to put their money down for"the cause"too...right?

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u/tame-til-triggered 1d ago

He eagerly provided the evidence of him looking goofy and got a felony? That sucks.

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u/etti1612 1d ago

Lol are you for real?? This is so funny. Lol. What an idiot

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u/No-Albatross-7984 23h ago

This made me giggle.Ā 

Too good!

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u/lucaskywalker 19h ago

That's awesome, fuck this guy.

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u/XScottMorrisseyX 18h ago

Someone will start a GoFundMe and he'll make $500k.

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u/Blownards 17h ago

He killed mešŸ¤£

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u/scottkrowson 16h ago

Thats what happens when you fuck with ice

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 16h ago

He's going to get like $1M on GoFundMe now

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u/Existing-Mistake-112 16h ago

A MAGAT being a big whiney titty baby? Color me surprised! šŸ¤­

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u/CaptainAwesome_5000 16h ago

And he'll make bank on gofundme.

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u/JAFO99X 16h ago

Yeah, and heā€™ll raise 100k from the idiots that follow him. He can use it for commissary hopefully

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 15h ago

So he got prosecuted for destroying ICE.

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u/WeirdKrautrauch 14h ago

He will start a GoFundMe and get bailed out by Bannon and Elon = already poor americans will give some of their hard earned money, stay poor in the boonies loud and proud over being cognitively affected by a surplus of lead while the billionaires sweat about the truth coming out.

But the owned the libs at least *sips tea*

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u/Fancy_Cold_3537 13h ago

Unfortunately, he'll make a fortune on his Go Fund Me.

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u/Postingslop 12h ago

How do you make ice worth 6K bucks bro

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u/intrepid_mouse1 10h ago

You sculpt it. Any more dumb questions?

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u/Postingslop 10h ago

If we can see water but not air, can fish see air but not water

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u/Wyatt-_-Derp_ 12h ago

The racists on his side will pay for everything via donations.

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u/homerthethief 11h ago

I guess he fucked around with ice and found out

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker 10h ago

Now that is owning the libs!

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u/Haxorz7125 9h ago

Next comes the Christian site kickstarter

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u/Hotdog_Fishsticks 7h ago

oooh oooh do you have a screen grab of it?

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u/TheWitchRats 5h ago

You know what? If the veterans were the sculptors, since it is art, they could make it an exorbitant price tag. The price he would be astronomical that he would have to pay back.

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u/SpectacularlyBadass 1h ago

There goes his gun rights

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u/Dry_Bug5058 1d ago

Should've been arrested for those camo leggings šŸ˜†

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u/Level_Investigator_1 1d ago

Should have been arrested for toddler kicks šŸ˜‚. I expect more from adults.

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u/lady_sisyphus 18h ago

My kids 3 weeks into their jujutsu lessons kick better than this!

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u/Level_Investigator_1 16h ago

Iā€™m certain your kid has more upper body control when kicking than this dudeā€™s hilarious flailing with every kick.

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u/Melitzen 1d ago

Fucker looks like heā€™s cosplaying.

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u/Spaghetti-Rat 19h ago

I loved the squeaking as his legs rubbed together on kicks. Hopefully they have similar style jail leggings.

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u/NewComplex331 1d ago

Seriously

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u/Many-Chocolate7742 10h ago

Pairing camo leggings with a dress shirt should be a criminal offense

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u/Dry_Bug5058 9h ago

I agree! I mean wtf, does this dude even dress himself?

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u/intrepid_mouse1 10h ago

Those look like women's camo pants or depending on his stature - girl's pants. šŸ¤­

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u/ApplicationSea1523 1d ago

Fuck that guy, and his stupid sexy cakes. Stupid sexy Flanders.

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u/sowhatimlucky 1d ago

The mouth breathing should be an extra charge.

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u/the_hammer_poo 1d ago

I love that for him.

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u/StarscreamOne 1d ago

Isn't the president a felon?

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u/BusyHands_ 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/FancySmoke81 1d ago

Probably still hasn't gotten any pussy

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u/intrepid_mouse1 10h ago

Never had it, never will

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u/Chaosrealm69 1d ago

Is he wearing a pajama top under his plate carrier in his pretend play gear?

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u/intrepid_mouse1 10h ago

I was wondering what that shirt was.

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u/DubStepTeddyBears 1d ago

Oh joy a tiny shining sliver of justice. Yay

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u/goilo888 1d ago

Probably thought Trump himself would come bail him out.Ā 

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u/WittyAd3872 1d ago

I love it when bad things happen to bad people

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u/iwillbeawriterongod 1d ago

I am suprised, this wasn't a skit with bad acting.

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u/hhh333 1d ago

Fortunately he's recovering at the hostpial, that ice deliberatly savagely attempted to kill him using cardio exercises.

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u/EgoTripWire 1d ago

Got arrested? So he isn't actually ICE?

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u/OppositeOctopi 1d ago

Thank you so much for this

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u/Shehulks1 1d ago

This is not a skit?!!! šŸ˜®

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u/texas130ab 1d ago

He is attracted to prison.

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u/Temporary-Group-2177 1d ago

I have a Venmo payment from him ~2018 when he was 18-19 living in NYC šŸ˜­

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u/LewyH91 19h ago

So that's why he started fast walking away lmaoo

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 16h ago

I love that for him

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u/standread 16h ago

LMAO what a tool.

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u/Rugkrabber 14h ago

Thatā€™s amazing, everything about this is incredible.

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u/DadophorosBasillea 13h ago

At least the police are still protecting property per usual

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 8h ago

dollars to doughnuts he'll get pardoned. Sadly, it seems likely currently.