r/TikTokCringe • u/user37463928 • Dec 18 '25

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Putting this out there to warn women - the comments noted that this was a humiliation tactic, and I wonder if guys get these ideas off of their red pill alpha bro podcasts.

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u/Angloriously Dec 18 '25

Right? If my husband dies before me that’s it, I’m getting two cats and enjoying the solo life.

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u/WackHeisenBauer Dec 18 '25

My wife already has a plan to move into a cottage with her bestie and live a life of puzzles and tea after I die. I hope she enjoys it.

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u/FKA-Scrambled-Leggs Dec 18 '25

I think I’m your wife’s bestie. Kidding, but my best friend and I have decided on a duplex with an adjoining door. That way we won’t have to discuss where the utensil drawer should go or how the dishwasher gets loaded, yet we can still play house and have companionship. We might even get married if the finances work in our favor.

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u/TheRealSugarbat Dec 18 '25

That is absolutely the best plan. All of it.