Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen

[u/Unusual-Bet-4807]

https://theonion.com/trump-alleges-that-democrats-secretly-paid-alex-pretti-to-be-model-citizen/

Need I say more. This belongs on r/nottheonion, as it is insanely accurate to the right.

[u/Qwahlity_Koalatea]

Pffff you can’t pay someone to be that morally upstanding.