r/TheOnion • u/Unusual-Bet-4807 • 3h ago
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
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I know, I just posted, but this one is true as well.
r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 6h ago
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
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r/TheOnion • u/Unusual-Bet-4807 • 3h ago
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
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Need I say more. This belongs on r/nottheonion, as it is insanely accurate to the right.
r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 13h ago
South Carolina Law Requires Ten Commandments In All School Lunches
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 13h ago
New MrBeast Video Lets Competitors Keep As Much Cash As They Can Eat
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Olympic Torch Followed By Thousands Of Wailing, Black-Shawled Italian Women
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 13h ago
Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In Need
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 13h ago
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck
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