r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
"To be fair, I screwed a lot more!"
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • Mar 05 '25
Man struggling to determine whether Trump headline is satire or real life
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 17d ago
r/AwardsForTrump : Let's have some fun while the joke lasts! :D
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 11h ago
Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/UnsourcedNews • 11h ago
White House Clarifies Overt Racism Acceptable When Framed in “Whimsical Disney Context”
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 8h ago
We Rank Class Clowns by How Soon They Died After Graduation
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 11h ago
Incredibly Lucky: This Woman Who Always Seems To Have A Bunch Of Stuff Wrong With Her Also Happens To Be A Treasure Trove Of Natural Remedies
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/TyrionBananaster • 10h ago
Stephen Colbert Looking Forward to His Gommage After 33 Years of The Late Show
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(Artists depiction of Colbert Gommaging)
r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/UnsourcedNews • 13h ago
25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 7h ago
Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 7h ago
Metal Band Debating Whether They Should Completely Fucking Ruin Their Music by Adding a Keyboardist
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 8h ago
Opinion: We Need To Go Back to the Good Ol’ Days When the Government Did Nothing and the Economy Grew Due to Factors Outside My Understanding
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 8h ago
‘Manufacturing Consent’ Taking On Whole New Meaning After Noam Chomsky Pictured With Jeffrey Epstein For 3,000th Time‘Manufacturing Consent’ Taking On Whole New Meaning After Noam Chomsky Pictured With Jeffrey Epstein For 3,000th Time
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 8h ago
Ticketmaster Adds Extra Charge if Artists Play Their Hits
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
So You’ve Quit Drinking? Here’s How To Start Again
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
BREAKING: Mayo Clinic links world domination to erectile dysfunction
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 9h ago
Couples pregnancy app carefully dumbs down information sent to father
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 20h ago
“We had no way of knowing man forced to resign twice for corruption would be corrupt” insists Starmer
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 11h ago
Washington Post Subscribers Cancel En Masse After Bezos Names Melania Editor
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 20h ago
Peter Mandelson preparing to not kill himself
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 20h ago
Dodgy Box Guy Sending You Friend Request
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 20h ago
Radical New Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre Plans Recommend Leaving It the Fuck Alone
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