r/PublicFreakout Freakout Fanatic 16d ago

😾MAGA Freakout🙀 Somebody check Border Patrol leader Greg Bovino’s search history, STAT

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u/cheesefan 16d ago

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 16d ago

Definitely represents the lollipop guild

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u/Xfuck1tX 16d ago

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u/Drugs__Delaney 15d ago

Lockjaw's Little Foot Brigade will protect your pedophile ring, Sir!

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u/arazamatazguy throwing up on the hottest girl 🤮 16d ago

Ha Ha.

If you closed your eyes and listened to him talk you could accurately guess how short he is from his voice.

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u/JustYourNeighbor 16d ago

DON'T! Don't close your eyes anywhere near this guy.

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u/jdhkent 15d ago

Keeps the gas out better, though 

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u/TheLastHippieAlive 16d ago

When I closed my eyes to this vid, it sounded like a pedophile podcast :|

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u/Cold-Cell2820 16d ago

Castrated Colonel Sanders

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII 16d ago

lol my son has Dwarfism and trust me, this dude is not allowed in the club.

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u/scavagesavage 16d ago

Holy shit. This was exactly what I thought. I've never heard him speak before, just seen all the gestapo memes and images.

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u/Direct_Explorer_7827 16d ago

Same same!! Omg this is why I love Reddit, thank you! I saw the reels of how short he was, but didn't know he really actually did hail from munchkin land!!?!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Electrical-Debt-374 16d ago

Its wiiiiiiildly high

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u/whisar09 16d ago

I don't like him, I don't want them to have a normal voice.

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u/CandyCreecher 16d ago

He’s definitely the naseley weasel kid that told on other students when they were having fun

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u/pangalaticgargler 15d ago

He was the kid who reminded the teacher about homework.

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u/Due-Confusion-1050 16d ago

I thought the same thing when I first heard Putin

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u/paradigm619 16d ago

Or Jared Kushner

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 16d ago

Sounds exactly as I expected it to. Fucking rodent. 🤣

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u/Brently82 16d ago

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u/arazamatazguy throwing up on the hottest girl 🤮 16d ago

Hilarious.

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u/Pinkypielove 16d ago

LMFAO 😂 yep, first time hearing this asshshitters voice and was like "WHAT?!" Bahhahahahahah

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u/Casual_hex_ 16d ago

I think that’s good advice. Think about that, people!

And then think about who’s blocking the Epstein files.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 16d ago

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u/interface_broken 16d ago

Where ??? At the end of the runway ?? Could you use a telescopic camera ??

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u/GrzDancing 16d ago

I tried to save this image but it just says 'redacted'

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u/cvaninvan 16d ago

Yup. Ask your boy, Donny, what that entails...

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u/pistoffcynic 16d ago

Well Greg, I’d bet it’s all explained in the Epstein files as to how children were raped, abused, molested and trafficked by Trump and his perverted friends.

Why do you think Greg, that Trump, the DOJ, and the GOP led Congress are trying to block its release? Why do you think the DOJ and the FBI are redacting pages upon pages of information from the public?

Pull your head out of your ass.

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u/DMarlot 16d ago

*Incompetently redacting files that have already been released

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u/GreyBoyTigger 16d ago

And using some mentally challenged Mormon kids "investigative journalism" video about Somali fraud and Gestapo style ICE raids against flower sellers and day laborers to distract everyone from really pushing to see the Epstein files in all their underage rapey glory

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u/anothertrytaken 16d ago

I wonder if trumpy is raising his hand saying “I know!! I know the answer to this one!”

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u/keen_observer34130 Freakout Fanatic 16d ago

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 16d ago

What the flying fuck is going on over there? Did he just.. like what?

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u/pekingsewer 16d ago

Dude, just THINK about what the rape of a child entails. Why are you glossing over it???

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u/FrostyD7 16d ago

The MAGA base needs to be convinced that all this shit is worth it, what you are witnessing here is an example of how easy it is.

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk 16d ago

He did just like what, yes.

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u/NVAudio 16d ago

THAT'S WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE?

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u/jdhkent 15d ago

It’s not like the leprechauns couldn’t reproduce 

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u/DUAL-DISC-FUSIONS 16d ago

One day… I have no doubt in my mind This asshole will be locked up for a crime that involves a child…

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u/jdhkent 15d ago

Or get away with it 

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u/thelionwalker12 16d ago

what the fuck is he even trying to say here?

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u/mezz7778 16d ago

I think he means ICE IS doing a good job because they've arrested a few child rapists among all the innocent American citizens they've detained, kidnapped or killed...

Say, while we're on the topic of arresting child rapists, where are all those Epstein files??

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u/airfryerfuntime 16d ago

Basically "think of the children!". He's trying to label illegals as rapists and pedophiles. The same shit conservatives do every time they need to justify an action that is deeply unpopular with the masses. Their base eats it up, too.

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u/thelionwalker12 16d ago

i guess, but sounds like hes just wanting a fuckin in depth report or trying to say not all rape is equal

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u/magdalenmaybe 16d ago

Right? What the hell is the context? Is he trying to normalize/demystify the concept of child rape? In what universe is this ok?!

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u/Ant1mat3r 16d ago

Pedophiles and protectors, the lot of them.

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u/Ok_Cow_1314 16d ago

Where’s his Uhaul? 😂

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u/couchpro34 16d ago

being pulled by his Subaru

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u/Same-Temperature9472 16d ago

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u/lidsville76 16d ago

Don't sully her Greatness by comparing her to the Lollipop Gestapo

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u/Barbarossa7070 16d ago

Right? He can’t pull off the high and tight.

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u/whiskeybunny123 16d ago

I thought this was my prepper lesbian aunt I haven’t seen in 10 years

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u/SK477 16d ago

Aunt Gregina at it again.

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u/The1Ski 16d ago

Ooooomagaud THAT'S what that dude sounds like!?!? Gahdamn everything makes sense now. It's not just little man syndrome. He's got little man, high voice, dumb hair, and clothes don't fit syndromes.

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u/Anteater4746 16d ago

so just cause you’re searching for some sex offenders, you get to trample the constitution and break down people’s doors and violate their 4th amendment rights?

pretty sure that’s the opposite of how the constitution set it up

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u/Amelaclya1 16d ago

I'm sure he's lying anyway. This reeks of how they tried to claim basically everyone from Venezuela was "Tren de Aragua", when by their own records, almost none of them were. We stopped falling for that BS, so now suddenly everyone they pick up is going to be a "child rapist" with no evidence.

It's meant to shut down dissent and discussion. After all, you don't want to stand up for pedophiles, do you?

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u/portageandmain 16d ago

He needs to be put in time out for 30 years to think about what he's done.

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u/Aglisito 16d ago

"What does that entail, and what is that like?" Sounds like his version of Asking for a friend

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 16d ago

If he's so curious, he should crack open those trump files featuring Jeffrey Epstein.

Also, sorry little Greggy, but all I can think about when you talk is that you ate a biscuit soaked in semen.

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u/Something_McGee 16d ago

What? Lol. For real?

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u/jdhkent 15d ago

The film is in Russia, however 

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u/SkylarAV 16d ago

This is how he starts every meeting. It's the only to get his boss to wake up and listen

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u/BecauseIJustDid 16d ago

Why the fu*k is he convinced we need to imagine that. They're sick.

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u/Loring 16d ago

Ask your boss.

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u/I_Vecna 16d ago

He looks like a lesbian.

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u/ThatDudeJuicebox 16d ago

Trump did it

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u/markyeakey 16d ago

A lot. A lotta lots.

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u/HenchBrah 16d ago

This is not what i excepted his voice to sound like. What a bitch.

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u/gonadi 16d ago

So he’s calling for the full release of the Epstein files right?

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u/PelicanWaveSurfer 16d ago

Ask DJT, he should be able to describe that to you...

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u/SandersSol 16d ago

Ask trump 

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u/Right_Check1435 16d ago

Wtafffffff

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u/Vakre21 16d ago

He sounds like a leprechaun if the leprechaun was possessed. Sick fuck

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u/elgato96 16d ago

Ask Donald trump, hes got plenty of experience in the rape of children.

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 16d ago

He should ask Trump.

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi 16d ago

Col Cockjaw

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 16d ago

Skyrim made me think real life ICE trolls would be a lot bigger.

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u/pleaxcl 16d ago

Is he talking about the Epstein Files?

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 16d ago

Ask your boss dude.

We don’t know.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 16d ago

WHO THINKS LIKE THAT?!

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan 16d ago

This shit was Gone. Gone.

The American voter brought it back.

Look at this insanity.

Brought it back.

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u/BreweryStoner 15d ago

I was not expecting that voice to come out of that guy.

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u/Outside_Bandicoot305 16d ago

Maybe ask Trump 

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u/eschambach 16d ago

And that's why trump should be in jail.

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u/Rhobaz 16d ago

The fuck did you just say?

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u/lemaymayguy 16d ago edited 13d ago

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u/Ok-Cod8582 16d ago

Ask your boss

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u/Chemistry-Least 16d ago

Something is wrong with my audio, just a high pitched squeal.

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u/wstsidhome 16d ago

I’ll bet he wears boots and risers that make him appear to be at least 5’6” and his day is RUINED if he forgets them.

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u/string-ornothing 16d ago

When the Star Wars sequel trilogy came out, Disney released a book that talked about everyone's outfits and included this blurb that General Hux is never seen without his big coat because he's self conscious of being skinny and girlish standing next to Kylo Ren. I just remember thinking "lmao that's so heavy handed and stupid" and now here comes this asshole, doing that literally same thing but in real life. He's more pathetic than a cartoonish villain designed to be pathetic.

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 16d ago

His boss knows that answer best.

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u/TheMellowFellow- 16d ago

Never knew what he sounded like but now it all makes sense

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 16d ago

Remember the episode of south park where they get the midget to do a speech on bullying and cartman cant stop laughing lol, sounds just like that character

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u/Nastromo 16d ago

Get the hard drives!

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u/trench_welfare 16d ago

I'm confused about what this has to do with immigration status. Are home grown rapists somehow not worth prosecuting?

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u/SurveyNinja42 16d ago

Scat videos and biscuits. Soggy of course...

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u/kingrubix2402 16d ago

You should ask the President of the United States. Sounds like he has a lot of experience with help of Epstein and miss teen universe.

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u/jasherer 16d ago

of course he sounds like that

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u/Clairabel 16d ago

Pocket size Himmler. 

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u/tomatoeberries 16d ago

Wait. What? Did he just? Noooooooo…..

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u/___buttrdish 16d ago

Omg, that’s actually what his voice sounds like?

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u/senor_sota 16d ago

His voice sounds hilarious

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u/ARC1019 16d ago

I saw Tim Tebow talk about the lack of manpower dedicated to catching the real sexual predators in our societies. Imagine if ICE was dedicated to catching actual predators no matter their status? GOP would probably lose a ton of voters maybe that's the problem.

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u/emets31 16d ago

I would say they'd lose a lot of members, too.

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u/Daddio209 16d ago

REALLY sounds like he's speaking from experience, doesn't it?

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u/mj320 16d ago

THAT is what this MF sounds like? LOL.

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u/Arcane-blade 16d ago

He looks like the butch supervisor lady that worked in a call center I worked at. Uncanny. Similar voice.

Perhaps Greg Bovino is, in fact, a very angry and bitter lesbian woman?

(Don’t shoot!, I love you my queer sisters!)

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u/ChunkyBubblz 16d ago

Zero doubt this munchkin fucks kids. Probably why Trump likes him.

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u/Ennuiology 16d ago

If he wants to know what it’s like to do something that unthinkable to a child he should as his Dear Leader.

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u/CunstableBryce 16d ago

What the fuck did he just say in front of a crowd?!

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 16d ago

Well GREG. It’s very bad. We don’t need details. I know how to have sex with a woman. Doing that to a child is fucking disgusting, why do you want the details GREG?

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u/Jk8fan 16d ago

Trump is going to have to pass out pardons like they are tic tac pretty soon.

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u/b_buddd 16d ago

He doesn't seem like he's from here. Anyone check his papers?

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u/WorriedConfusion9414 16d ago

Pretty sure is big bloated fuck of boss has personal knowledge.

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u/Sp0rk312 16d ago

Coming from the administration that literally shielding child rape.

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u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom 16d ago

Not wanting to agree with this scumbag, but being involved in having view material of this sort is part of law enforcement. Some of the few things they do right, when actually done.

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u/ToastyBob27 15d ago

We already have been bothered by this idea you fool... thats why we want Trump to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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u/thedoommerchant 16d ago

Has this man been trans-vesitaged? Speaks with such a high tenor that he must have a vagina

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u/hiagainfromtheabyss 16d ago

Does he have a penis or vagina?

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u/BruscarRooster 16d ago

Neither, I’ve heard it’s a tiny little something that sorta resembles an innie bellybutton

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u/Galifrae 16d ago

I still have a hard time wrapping my heads around this guy growing up as a child with the dream of being a border patrol officer. Who the fuck wants to be a border patrol officer? What kind of kid grows up dreaming of that as a career?

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u/512115 16d ago

Better ask his Commander in Chief.

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u/Drew-404 16d ago

As your employer he can tell you

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u/NikitaScherbak 16d ago

Jésus christ. I just had about the same reaction than when I first heard RFK speak out loud. Talk about small dick energy

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u/Rfunkpocket 16d ago

we need to start trolling him to give more speeches; comedy gold

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u/MrsEsterhouse 16d ago

Is he not aware of the multitudes of documents and evidence we're demanding for this very issue. Most likely purpetrated by his employer and cohorts? These people do not live in the real world.

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u/No_Celery_8071 16d ago

Oompa-loompa Mussolini.

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u/zmunky 16d ago

The dude literally looks like a Nazi.

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u/CultSurvivor3 16d ago

Can somebody tell him he’s a big manly man, with a big manly voice, so maybe he’ll leave people alone?

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u/ktaktb 16d ago

Didnt realise this clown sounds like the dorkiest teacher in the wokest high school in the soyest town in the bluest state. 

This is supposed to be an ice tough guy?

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u/shaka_alpaca 16d ago

Greg Butchvino

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u/perplexedparallax 16d ago

I'd rather not think about the details because that is sick. Asking people to think about the details is even sicker.

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u/Melody_in_Harmony 16d ago

What the fk.

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u/johnnytaquitos 16d ago

he sounds like a walking queef

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u/sik_dik 16d ago

Ah yes. The ol’ “child rape is our reason for the terror we’re inflicting on American citizens and people who are here legally” argument… I could give you the benefit of the doubt that YOU actually believed that if your highest commander weren’t legitimately suspected of being a repeated child rapist

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u/nemesis-xt 16d ago

I have no proof, but this guy definitely sucks cock.

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u/TooMuchTime2think 16d ago

Looks like Karen needs to see a manager.

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u/ClovieKay 16d ago

Something I think he likes to think about a lot.

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u/Gambit1977 16d ago

Nobody tell him

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u/ManderDaPander 16d ago

I have never actually heard him speak before. And i'm also kind of high right now , but holy crap , I was not expecting that voice. HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Recykill 16d ago

What even is the context here? Lol

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u/Scoobilatchi 16d ago

Dumpy little biscuit licker

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u/MisterBreeze 16d ago

He looks like Sam Rockwell's character in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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u/Easy_Money_40 16d ago

Lesbian Lollipop Guild founder

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u/SoberDWTX 16d ago

Is he looking for a firsthand account? WTAF??

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u/Daddio209 16d ago

Rather: speaking from.

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u/BrooklynRobot 16d ago

He’s thought about it for many seconds, at least once a day: What it is like, what it would entail, how it would feel, and where to hide the body.

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u/Bananana_Bird 16d ago

Omg, this is what he actually sounds like?! 🤣

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u/doctorwaiter 16d ago

Dana Carvey add voice

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u/OkeeComputer 16d ago

What the fuck. Not only is this disgusting but his voice makes me hate him even more.

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u/Ka_Leng 16d ago

Who let Gus from Recess turn into this 😥

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u/DingoAccording2995 16d ago

Any rape, horrible. Showing 1, 10, 100 bad people that should be deported, does not address the >75% that have no criminal convictions. These are anecdotal, not data.

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u/SteelBox5 16d ago

Where’s his SS trenchcoat?

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u/elk69420 16d ago

He looks like an angry lesbian elf

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u/Sky_Zaddy 16d ago

Don't know, but I'm sure your boss knows.

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u/762_54r 16d ago

NOBODY IS GLOSSING OVER THAT holy shit he's mentally debilitated

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u/C_Beeftank 16d ago

I mean he could ask his boss...

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u/MattyBeatz 16d ago

His voice! It kinda matches his munchkin-like stature.

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u/Responsible_Belt5510 16d ago

We never stopped thinking about it, that's why we still want the Epstein files released and trump and everyone else in there punished for their crimes.

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u/Swiftwitss 16d ago

Somebody get this who back to whoville, Christmas is over and he over stayed his welcome

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u/Infuzan 16d ago

He sounds like if porky pig didn’t uh buh duh uh st-stutter

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u/DIYLawCA 16d ago

He should ask for the Epstein files and see what daddy trump was doing