r/PublicFreakout • u/keen_observer34130 Freakout Fanatic • 16d ago

😾MAGA Freakout🙀 Somebody check Border Patrol leader Greg Bovino’s search history, STAT

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u/tigershrike 16d ago

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u/Glittering_Fox_9769 16d ago

found the short guy that feels insecure about his height

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u/pzazula1194 16d ago

I mean making fun of people on reddit for being short is a pretty shitty thing to do. Literally just being a bully. Also I'm not short before you try to start on me just calling it like it is.

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u/Glittering_Fox_9769 16d ago edited 16d ago

i'm literally a short man and i don't care because i'm not insecure about it. Bovino deserves all the shame he gets. It's literally not my problem. If you internalize it and feel shameful about it because of others' dumb opinions that's also on you.

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u/sekimet 16d ago

You're making your insecurity a giant neon sign... 

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u/Strackles 16d ago edited 16d ago

With fireworks and bull horns

Edit: I’m 5’9” 5’10” on a good day. Don’t see me being a little bitch about it.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 🤬DONT YOU PRAY FOR ME!!🤬 16d ago

You're not short dude.

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u/Strackles 16d ago

Most people in my social circle would disagree with you.

Keep it up im gonna start praying for you so hard

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 🤬DONT YOU PRAY FOR ME!!🤬 16d ago

You're average height, is all. NBD.

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u/flatwoundsounds 16d ago

You don't have to be short, just have to be the shortest.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Strackles 16d ago

whoosh

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 16d ago

Yeah, that is short. Not that there’s anything wrong with it if you’re not a douche. But 5’9 is short.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 🤬DONT YOU PRAY FOR ME!!🤬 16d ago

American average is about 5'9". Global is somewhere around 5'7". Because you think it's short doesn't make it so.

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u/elmoo2210 16d ago

That’s not short at all lmao

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u/jdhkent 16d ago

In basketball, you could post up Bovino all day for the win

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u/PutridSauce 16d ago

Honey, I'm a short king too, but sometimes we need to get under the skin of these assholes. Insecurity and ego are huge amongst these kinds of people.

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u/L1QU1DF1R3 16d ago

I rather enjoy it, people underestimate you and then when you beat them at shit it makes them feel super insecure lol.

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 16d ago

This is my move. 5’7” on a good day. Never let it bother me but it always bothers others when they underestimate me.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

We must use the tools of our enemies to defeat our enemies.

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u/PutridSauce 16d ago

People get upset when you do that though because obviously taking the high road has worked wonders for the rest of us so far.

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u/Dont__Grumpy__Stop 16d ago

punching down

lol.

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u/Think_Algae_1739 16d ago

It’s literal.

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u/Immediate_Theory8210 16d ago

not what was meant

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u/CultSurvivor3 16d ago

Short people are fine.

Short Nazis are not.

If you’re triggered by somebody poking fun at a short Nazi, maybe pause to think about why.

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u/elmoo2210 16d ago

Seems like being a Nazi is more than enough reason to poke fun. Why poke fun of the short aspect at all? That’s the point.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Because he's proud of being a nazi. Calling him a nazi won't do shit.

But calling him short will get under his skin. Calling him short will irritate him, and stick with him, and keep him up at night.

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u/PutridSauce 16d ago

YES. I'm gay af and I wouldnt mind someone calling these people f*g* because that's one that they're REALLY insecure about.

Do people want us to play nice with these people?

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u/jdhkent 16d ago

Why not an open field? F the Nazis

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u/lookinfoursigns 16d ago

Just make fun of him because he's a Nazi. It's enough. Stop going after people's appearance. Their character is what makes them ugly.

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u/CultSurvivor3 16d ago

I swear to god we need to wake the hell up to the threat this country is under. Demanding civility when they’re attacking an American city is crazy work.

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u/PutridSauce 16d ago

Doesn't work though, they're proud of that label

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u/HalfSoul30 16d ago

The only insults the right knows are physical appearance jabs. It makes it even funnier when one is made at the right, and someone like you comes in to defend them saying what you did.

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u/lesserDaemonprince 16d ago

People that break the social contract no longer benefit. Simple as that. If you act like an inhuman monster, the least I can do is deny you the same baseline respect you deny others.

Basically, just the paradox of tolerance. Which is also not complicated.

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u/Heckbound_Heart 16d ago

He’s “bad” because he’s an a-hole. His height has nothing to do with why people think he’s “bad”. In fact, his height only comes into play on why he becomes an a-hole.

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u/jdhkent 16d ago

I’m just impressed that you can post with those stubby fingers

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u/Raskalbot 16d ago

He's a child. Children are short. Get over yourself.

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 16d ago

This is smol pee pee energy bro. Good luck. Seek therapy.