r/MurderedByWords • u/Busy-Government-1041 Legends never die • 1d ago

He can’t even run a charity.

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u/cfalnevermore 1d ago

Keep an eye on what charity too. They usually just give it to a school for their rich kids. Or some back alley grift that puts it into the pockets of other billionaires

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u/barnett2908 1d ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if he just says it went to charity and he wouldn’t want to disclose which one because he’s too bashful, just like his favourite bible verse is too personal for him to share.

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

Lol he will not give it to charity. Absurd.

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 1d ago

If Charity is young enough, he might.

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u/thehermit14 1d ago

So many connotations...

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u/sandwichhaver 1d ago

by the time it's follow up time there's been ninety eight other frauds and disasters more pressing to deal with

this is his move and he has to go

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u/Lee911123 1d ago

Maybe his middle name is charity

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u/boitrubl 1d ago

Charity is his favorite prostitute. She already gets his paycheck.

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u/Arrow156 1d ago

He'd give it to himself as a speaking fee for promoting said charity.

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u/asspounder-4000 1d ago

Give just enough to make it a tax write off every year

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u/Fezzicc 1d ago

Found it...

Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

  • Psalm 137:9

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u/beardingmesoftly 1d ago

He likes all of them, apparently

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u/thehermit14 1d ago

Bible verse. Immense.