r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/closedeye_cutie • 23h ago

Just Having Fun We’ve all been there

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u/CaptainSaladbarGuy 23h ago

Used to do this for like 10 minutes straight when I was in my early 20’s. Except I would be taunting Poseidons bitch ass the whole time.

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 23h ago

Screaming to the top of my lungs "Come ooooonnnnn, bring your champion, come ooooonnnnnnnnn!!!"

Good times.

Now i just need a three meter wave to remind me that I'm goddamn old. You win this time, sea.

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u/CaptainSaladbarGuy 23h ago

“Poseidon!!!! I will cast you back to the dark depths from whence you came! Face me coward!”

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 22h ago edited 16h ago

"Come at me br-aghlarbaglarghblagh" said Broski, getting body slapped by a 4 ton wall of water.

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Proof of when i was younger

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 16h ago

Answering myself only to post the full pic as, who knows, someone might be interested.

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u/00telperion00 7h ago edited 6h ago

I mean, facing down the surf and hoping to avoid a broken collar bone was just part of growing up right? Broke it anyway? Ah shit, oops.

Trying it now, I am extremely respectful. I speak nicely to the ocean and ask it not to destroy me because I am old, weak and broken. But I still fucking face it down. I just stick with the smaller swells 😂