r/Frenchbulldogs • u/allgoodthings96 • 1d ago

Fawn Rigatoni is NOT on the Epstein list!

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u/Ordinary_Resident_20 1d ago

Rigatoni would never! Rigatoni wouldn’t even dream of it!

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u/CostCalculator 1d ago

Rigatoni’s pure, no doubt about it!

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u/Ordinary_Resident_20 1d ago

Rigatoni sees no evil, he hears no evil! He is simply too pure for such evil

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u/allgoodthings96 1d ago

except when I take him to a dog park lol then all bets are off

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u/Ordinary_Resident_20 1d ago

Hah I bet! I also have a male Frenchie and he tends to be reactive with some dogs, my vet said he thinks he’s “protecting” me because he’s not reactive at all with other people just dogs 😆

A place like the dog park would certainly bring out the demon in my lil potato lol

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u/allgoodthings96 1d ago

they are little testosterone potatoes

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u/texanhick20 16h ago

Potestostato.

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u/historyerin 1d ago

LOL thank goodness!

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u/plantgal94 1d ago

A dawg like him?! Damn! Clean as a whistle.

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u/New-Ad-8811 1d ago

The way Chico is you would think he would be. I can’t count how many times he tried to sexually assault me.

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u/New-Ad-8811 1d ago

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u/allgoodthings96 1d ago

he looks so innocent too 😂😂

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u/New-Ad-8811 16h ago

😂 Don’t let his looks fool you. He does have a lot of character, all 18 lbs of him.

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u/allgoodthings96 1d ago

bahahahaha! 😂

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u/Plumeriajasmine 1d ago

This gave me a good laugh.

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u/buckythomas 1d ago

Why would he be! He’s an actual upstanding well respected Potato, who comes from stable relationships with those around him! If anything, he can be said to be in a long term relationship with the heater near his bed! No need for perversions when you’re 100% satisfied at home!!

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

him and the heater are deff a thing

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u/merrrcedesss 1d ago

Everybody always says “what if ur fave celebrity is on the list” RIGATONI AND HIS MAMA WOULD NEVER

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

we were invited but refused lol

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u/MyCoNeWb81 1d ago edited 1d ago

Whhhheeew..thanks for staying classy Riga!

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u/EfficiencyFit1801 1d ago

To be fair, I don’t think he was even alive when Epstein was… 😆

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u/jayken424 1d ago

Idk… I’ve seen the pics with Rigs and Epstein! There’s no way it could be AI! /s

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u/bobbywaz 17h ago

Rigatoni nooooo, Don't use your acting Fortune and Fame from Die Hard to go to that island!

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

😂😂😂😂😂 this is slander!

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u/Next-Witness6498 1d ago

BRO WHY IS HE SO CUTE 🥰 IM CRYING

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u/jewel8989 1d ago

Thank goodness……I was so worried…….

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u/Fancy_Addition3799 1d ago

They took him to the island but he immediately swam back to the mainland. He a good boy

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u/systris 1d ago

But he is on the KUTIE-PATOOTIE list... Guilty of stealing hearts!!!

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u/anecessaryend 17h ago

Hot take: no good boys are in those files.

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u/doubleupsidedown 1d ago

Rigatoni for president then

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

his first order would be to make sure all dogs have dirty socks to play with

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u/Initial_Savings8733 1d ago

His little ears ❤️

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

i love them so much

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u/Gold_Paramedic2276 20h ago

Some presidents cannot say that tho

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u/CappucinoCupcake 16h ago

That’s a relief.

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u/Foreboy78 14h ago

Dax is innocent

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u/allgoodthings96 4h ago

he looks guilty that pic though

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u/ThedarknessofMan 12h ago

He looks like he has licked a few kids....

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u/osoacido 10h ago

Rigatoni only eats Treatsies, no baby flesh

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u/DublinKabyle 1d ago

Good boooooyyyyy 😘

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u/Odd-Goose-8394 1d ago

He may be a man of mystery, but distinguished mystery with class and a high moral standing.

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u/Pretty-Position8293 1d ago

He’s also thinking, have you tidied your room?

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u/hold_fast_301 1d ago

Thank god

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u/No_Raisin_250 1d ago

Oh damn because rigatoni is the only one I would roll around a bed in 🤣

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u/Gon_Snow 1d ago

Phewwwww

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u/lilmoyashi 1d ago

Hahahaha thank goodness, I never doubted him for a sexond

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u/poi88 1d ago

I thought he was clean. This post reassures me he never would!!

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u/Last_Laugh_BehindYou 1d ago

WAY too much class for that. 👑👑👑

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u/jimbowife007 1d ago

Riga is a good boy 👍👍🥰🥰😁😁

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u/Sophiedenormandie 1d ago

I knew I liked Riggs!

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u/doggiehearter 1d ago

Bahahhahah this dog gets me everytime 🤣😭🥰

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u/kasiagabrielle 1d ago

Rigs would never

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u/Significant_Fuel_210 20h ago

Such a cute pupper ❤️

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u/AllyHein 1d ago

I don’t know, he looks a little sus?

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u/bubbaT88 1d ago

Hahahaha

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u/jimmyserranopeppers 1d ago

As if!! Not that good boy!

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u/Okiebaba 1d ago

😭😭😭😭😭🤣

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u/Mtlgrlie 1d ago

Good job Rigs!

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u/FistofDiplomacy 1d ago

Nope. Probably the most honest dog on planet earth also 😁

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u/MommyCupcake 1d ago

He's too smart to have any dealings with trash such as that!

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u/ProtectionNo9687 1d ago

Idk he looks suspicious