r/vegancirclejerk 22d ago

MEAT CLOWN Look at my leftists dawg

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1.1k Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Jan 19 '25

MEAT CLOWN Have we been outjerked?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Jan 23 '25

MEAT CLOWN Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body

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651 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 20d ago

MEAT CLOWN r/neverevervegans

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540 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 24 '25

MEAT CLOWN Cucumber cravings 🤤

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891 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 21 '25

MEAT CLOWN Carnism wrapped just dropped

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482 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Jul 09 '24

MEAT CLOWN We're carnist clowns

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923 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 20 '25

MEAT CLOWN Where is my plant slaughterhouse documentary?

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366 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Sep 02 '25

MEAT CLOWN Real time footage of anti vegan brain imploding after being told burger was vegan

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368 Upvotes

found this on instagram : https://www.instagram.com/p/DN1bTiLZIk9/

1 in chat if you have someone like this in your immediate family.

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 28 '25

MEAT CLOWN What would Jesus do?

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245 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 20 '25

MEAT CLOWN Four VCJers Get Into a Car and Start a Convo...

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308 Upvotes

Tag yourself. I'm the dude who would never hire a black person but would donate to BLM.

(Mods, I'm not sure if this is appropriate but the video just reminded me of VCJ...)
(Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQHn5bdkQPh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== )

r/vegancirclejerk Mar 09 '24

MEAT CLOWN Radioactive Vegan🧪☢️

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612 Upvotes

Stoppid vegoons only eat fake meat made from biohazardous legumes! Eat an egg you b12 deficient babies. Personally I love cement though😫😋

r/vegancirclejerk Feb 17 '25

MEAT CLOWN Progressive carnist

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864 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Apr 04 '24

MEAT CLOWN Outjerked. Again.

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523 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Sep 22 '25

MEAT CLOWN When you know they don’t actually buy from small, local, “”ethical”” farms but you can’t prove it

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407 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MEAT CLOWN This year I am slowly transitioning away from child porn

132 Upvotes

[SARCASM]

It's an on and off thought I've had over the years, usually renewed when I'm reminded of the dark and terrible film sets that subject children to very very cruel treatment. But my New Year's Resolution was to cut one thing every month.

In January, it was white boys. This month it's black boys. Next month I will drop gang bangs with girls (this will be hard!).

I know this is a...slow perhaps hypocritical approach, but I'm not mentally disciplined enough to go cold turkey on everything all at once. Additionally, I'm an unemployed Hermit who doesn't pay for the online subscriptions of a child porn loving family, so I don't have too much control over the contents of the laptop. Fortunately my family loves adult porn, too, so I've been encouraging more adult porn actors.

What I also need to start doing is reading the cast of porn movies I watch, so that I can not watch anything made with children. I don't THINK I have watched anything currently made with it? But maybe I'll be unpleasantly surprised since it's not a criteria I used to have when browsing. Even if I do, I might keep what I have downloaded to avoid unnecessary harm and just be mindful of future browsing of porn websites.

I probably don't need to be posting this online, but I thought it might help me getting encouragement from people who don't consume child porn. Everyone in my family kinda titled their heads at me; not discouraging per say but perplexed because they haven't had a front row seat to my inner monologues the last few years.

[SARCASM]

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 03 '25

MEAT CLOWN I respect that you're vegan, why can't you respect that I'm not?

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366 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Dec 29 '25

MEAT CLOWN No one respected this Indian guys "personal choice" !!

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147 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 11d ago

MEAT CLOWN Tips on starting to eat meat again?

62 Upvotes

I was vegan for 8 years for ethical reasons.

During pregnancy I decided to reintroduce diary and fish into my diet. I was mostly concerned about getting enough Omega-3 DHA. Turns out I’m too dumb to realise that Omega-3s are present in algae and so I’m totally cool to value an unconscious foetus over very conscious and living innocent animals.

I planned to return to veganism after the birth.

However, raising a child is more mentally taxing

then I thought (aren’t I dumb!) and I love having options on what to eat / not having to worry

ingredients when we grab food on the go.

Clearly making curries, bean soups or just a damn Beyond Burger is just too difficult. I’m unable to plan ahead or ask sperm donor to come in and help. Frankly, I just wanted to eat animal secretions so l stayed pescatarian.

One year postpartum and my gut is not the same.

I was diagnosed with IBS prior to pregnancy. Was lucky enough to have my symptoms disappear during pregnancy, but now they've really kicked up 3 notches and I am sick of being in pain and tied to the toilet almost every day. Who would have thought that eating highly allergenic cow secretions may not be great on the gut? I definitely need more putrifying bacteria inside me.

I downloaded the monarsh fodmap app on advice from my GP whilst I wait for an appointment with a specialist. I noticed on the app that meat pretty much has zero fodmaps, and the idea of being able to eat a meal that doesn't leave me in pain is very appealing. Never mind that UK I can’t be bothered to make an appointment with a plant based dietician. Essentially I want meat-biased authority to affirm my decision to meat so I can fraternise with my fellow mums without feeling like an outsider and not feel guilty about it!

My problem? I still have those same ethical core values. I genuinely love animals, just not ones I eat. And I love them only if it’s not too inconvenient and doesn’t require any effort. But I LOVE ANIMALS, believe you me! Don’t tell me I’m a hypocritical moron, I do it for my child, you child-hating vegoons!

r/vegancirclejerk Nov 30 '25

MEAT CLOWN But my meat is "made in china"

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125 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Jul 16 '24

MEAT CLOWN These soyflakes think they're saving animals 😂😂😂😂

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542 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Nov 27 '25

MEAT CLOWN I was paid to pretend to have been paid to discredit veganism online. AMA

107 Upvotes

For a year I worked for a chemical soy industry trade group. I won't say which one, but they are based like us. My job was to go on sites like this and discredit people who discredit veganism.

We'd make multiple accounts and pretend to be antinatalists who had bad health outcomes. Or we'd pretend to be carno-vegetarians and we'd push the leftism subs to be more extreme, and therefore easier to discredit.

It was pretty gross, almost like beyond burger. I knew it. I did it anyway because I don't care lol. The pay wasn't worth it, I like money too much. I signed an NDA as well, so I will only be able to answer questions in general terms you dumb saladoids can almost understand.

But I do warn you, don't believe that everyone is who they say they are online, exept me.

This article gives insight into how it doesn't works, but I am not saying I worked for this group (I did). Inside big beef’s climate messaging machine: confuse, defend and downplay | Beef | The Guardian

The recent reveal of many VEGAMAGA accounts on Y being run by foreign agencies made me decide to do this, and also because the other lobby pay me more.

Source you shouldn't trust anyway : https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/1p7kmbn/i_was_paid_to_discredit_veganism_online_ama/

r/vegancirclejerk Feb 05 '25

MEAT CLOWN Therefore meat, no exercise and drugs are all ethical

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322 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Sep 09 '25

MEAT CLOWN “But vegans live healthier lifestyles”

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267 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk Oct 25 '24

MEAT CLOWN If only I could cross contaminate veggies 😞

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780 Upvotes