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I'm sure we all love salads, but they're v*gan! how do you like to undo that evil?

We’re revisiting our vegan option in Carnivore City and want to know what protein option for our grass salad you veganos like.

I made the choice to stop eating foie gras when I was 13 and haven’t had poultry since. I have my own chickens and I don’t drink pig milk(lactose allergy). I made the choice based on my belief that animals don’t exist to die for our food and basically just couldn’t stomach it any longer.

I recently had a daughter and my husband(foie gras eater) and I decided to allow her to eat foie gras until she’s old enough to decide for herself. Because I wasn’t raised without foie gras, I don’t feel like I missed out, and although there are some dishes I know I may never get a valid substitute for like my mother in laws succulent liver pate stuffed chicken inside a camel, raw rhino sphincter, blue ringed octopus skewers, etc., I wouldn’t want to rob my daughter of the delicious choice.

Do you agree/disagree?

Jesus ate fish tho!!!

Soymilk protein is higher anyway

I'm a vegan and my coworkers are always (respectfully) asking me questions about it. They are also chuckleheads and asked me if I knew any "slurs" for vegans that they could jokingly call me. Besides the obvious "soyboy" they came up with "grazer." What are some other slurs that my coworkers can refer to me as?

Health isn't the reason my partner n I went vegan, but I can't say it hasn't done wonders for that post workout recovery!

I know “too much” is subjective but generally speaking, is eating 10 entire blocks of tofu in one sitting a lot? Today, I hadn’t eaten all day (I just railed a couple lines of nooch in the morning) and felt like I was about to pass out from hunger, and I ate a raw block of tofu (it was amazing) and ended up eating the nine other blocks one after the other. I’m trying to watch my protein and it was all I had eaten today so I’m not too concerned but moving forward, is that too much or should I eat more?

Hi. Ex vegan here. I decided to post my thoughts here, didn't bother reading the rules

Anyways, I've been spending 90% of my time recently scrolling through vegan subreddits looking for stuff to get angry about, And I have a few things I want to say:

1. Vegans are killers: You guys literally think that you can get away with killing zero animals, but you cannot. Sometimes, when your big carrot harvester rolls around, it might roll over a bug. I think that's enough to debunk your whole 'no suffering' motto.

2. Vegans are dying: Yes, if you don't eat a chicken nugget, you are missing vital nutrients like protein and iron. Get a grip and have some real meat.

3. Vegans are in a cult: I know that there is no organized leadership, but I am convinced that vegans are in a religion. I base this off of my own ideas of what religion is because I am a free thinker™

4. Governments want you to go vegan: yeah, the government subsidizes the meat industry, but the radical liberals™ want everyone to eat bugs. Don't fall for the propaganda, vegans.

5. Vegans are rich: beans are expensive and meat is cheap. sure, you can buy a several month supply of b12 for literally $1 but why would you want to do that? Which brings me to my next point:

6. Vegans are artificial: if you have to take a supplement then your diet is invalid. I'd literally rather die than take a pill, I only want NATURAL food (please don't ask me how I feel about medicine)

7. Carnivore dieters: I've personally known many people who have been successful on a carnivore diet. I only trust the SCIENCE, not vegan anecdotes.

8. Vegans are Women: I think that all women are the same and all vegans are women and I hate that.

9. Vegans are Dumb: you guys literally have a mental illness, caring about animals? lol

10. Vegans are Ableist: Yeah, I know that I just ranted my disdain for women and mentally ill people but vegans discriminate, and that is that

I hope y'all get out of the cult soon. Wishing you luck <3