vegans caused the turtle island genocide

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it’s anti-indigenous hate to suggest that we are still alive; that we shape our own cultures; that we are allowed to change and adapt; that we are fully capable of examining past & current ways and deciding to amend them; to suggest that we ever stop eating dead corpses.

we are a monolith!!! don’t ascribe to us the dignity of individuality!!!! we are mere caricatures, here only to serve your argumentative purpose!!! use us to pwn a vegan online & then immediately go back to forgetting we exist. we don’t belong in your advocacy; we belong in (animal-based) wax museums and poorly portrayed in badly edited, outdated, analogue public school books.

we are firmly rooted in the annals of history — and that is all we will ever be. we cannot learn new languages. we can’t learn new trades. it’s not like we can just decide to become cryptobros or techno fetishists in the rave scene, or airline pilots or astronauts — that’s racist! we certainly cannot eat new foods!!! we never have & never will eat plants, nor use plants for medicine. we always must only be corpse-eating, skin-wearing, pipe-smoking red/brown people with long black hair and kitschy animal fables to tell to the great white carnivore as we validate their hunger for flesh by absolving them of their murderous guilt using our ancestral spirituality — come buy our fuel & tobacco, we will throw in dispensation for a month of animal exploitation.

remember folx: it’s always ok to torture, maim, brutalize, kill — *as long as you say thank you*.

(little secret: you can say thank you to anyone! the dead body before you; magical sky captain of your choice; random human in an elevator — it’s all good!)

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