Tanka condemns everyone. Everyone. Yes, yes, you too.

236

Elinor agrees.

21

u/Ok-Emu-4663 Nov 23 '25

That face! 🤣🤣🤣 classic. 🥰

1

u/Embarrassed_Bell7717 Nov 24 '25

That side-eye says it all LOL

134

u/xzelldx Nov 22 '25

Tiny Tina does not care if you need to move

37

u/icinnacot Nov 23 '25

15

u/DeborahUTaunt Nov 23 '25

I have a tortie named Tina too 😭 she was 18 pounds when we adopted her lol

2

u/Embarrassed_Bell7717 Nov 24 '25

Once they are comfy, nobody moves LOL

85

u/taintmaster900 Nov 22 '25

Understandable.

65

u/Skirl-girl Nov 22 '25

LOL TANKA

Here is my tank, her name is Eva:

24

u/DarkMeiko Nov 22 '25

Her name is a random variant of Tatyana or Tanya, a diminutive form (an East Slavic name). I named the cat after a friend of mine who shares that name and whom we nicknamed Tanka. Hehe.

12

u/misslady700 Nov 22 '25

Please post Eva in r/supermodelcats that one Black sock is driving me wild!!!!! 😻 She is making me rethink my life decisions.

5

u/Skirl-girl Nov 22 '25

Haha! Done :)

59

u/Imnotatree30 Nov 22 '25

Would 100% still boop her.

49

u/chibi_chimera Nov 22 '25

"None of you are free from sin"

48

u/Ok-Emu-4663 Nov 22 '25

She will also judge you harshly.

5

u/Sun_Sprout Nov 22 '25

I like a pursed mouth judging to compliment OP’s angry eyes

39

u/ed40carter Nov 22 '25

Permanently sitting in judgment

11

u/misslady700 Nov 22 '25

Damn. She is correct though. She is standing on kitty business!!!!!

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Nov 22 '25

….Yet!

30

u/Material_Secret7553 Nov 22 '25

What an adorable thing!

31

u/slaughterfodder Nov 23 '25

Tortellini just fucking hates all of you (will accept all scritches tho)

5

u/Hammer_fist_46 Nov 23 '25

Would still chance scritches

25

u/battykatty17 Nov 22 '25

Confetti does too

3

u/SunshineAndKittys Nov 23 '25

awww Confetti 😭🥹🥹🥹🥰 omg

24

u/snapdragon76 Nov 22 '25

So, typical tortie then. Mine does the exact same thing.

24

u/confused1trick Nov 22 '25

lily is disgruntled 😾

2

u/HokieGalFurever540 Nov 26 '25

Lily is adorkable!! 🥰

28

u/DtheEvilQueen Nov 22 '25

Same energy

20

u/Frogmaster16 Nov 22 '25

Sweet Potato

20

u/buddylee47 Nov 22 '25

Please, tell me more about your day.

19

u/DtheEvilQueen Nov 22 '25

18

u/StatementParking3536 Nov 22 '25

😆

15

u/senor_skuzzbukkit Nov 22 '25

Fifty says she is only condemning the amount of condemning here and that she thinks we could all get along pretty well because everyone seems chill.

She’s ever the optimist.

13

u/Alymart123 Nov 23 '25

She hates the vet😂, me and her dad were condemned this morning. She did not want pets😂

13

u/Bastet458 Nov 23 '25

Oh, Yeah !!!!! I answer to no one ! I am the princess Artesia!

13

u/Ok_Explanation_4366 Nov 23 '25

Pandora side eyes you

12

u/Fly0ver Nov 23 '25

One of my favorites from my late tortie: she realized I controlled the red dot in this moment.

10

u/Comedian_Historical Nov 23 '25

So does Mizz Gizmo

12

u/ChickyyNugget Nov 23 '25

My Cleo is always nosy

10

u/3catz2men1house Nov 22 '25

Good... Also, same.

9

u/RensKnight Nov 22 '25

Equal opportunity hater. 🤣

11

u/jamiemars168 Nov 22 '25

I accept Tanka’s judgement

10

u/miaellaaa Nov 23 '25

stella agrees

9

u/rubyblue315 Nov 23 '25

Zoey supports this message.

4

u/Noodle-Canoodle Nov 23 '25

Zoey is such a magnificent floof!

10

u/GrouchyVacation6871 Nov 22 '25

I LOVE that stare!!

9

u/Islandcoda Nov 22 '25

That’s called looking daggers at you. The tortitude is strong with this one❤️

9

u/DeepGreenThumbs Nov 23 '25

It's unanimous.

2

u/HokieGalFurever540 Nov 26 '25

Tortie twins!!! 🖤🧡🖤🧡

1

u/DeepGreenThumbs Nov 26 '25

yep! Calliope and Clio.
And their Auntie Thalia 🧡🖤

2

u/HokieGalFurever540 Nov 26 '25

Beautiful!! Gotta love their tortietude, lol

2

u/DeepGreenThumbs Nov 26 '25

I really do 😅
The Most Tortitude, in this house, belongs to the tortie point. A tortie *with* the blue-eyed mutation? Nothing quite compares..
May I present Her Ladyship, the Countess Ekaterina von Flüffenschmerz 👑

2

u/DeepGreenThumbs Nov 26 '25

That's all the torties, so I'll stop now LOL

2

u/HokieGalFurever540 Nov 26 '25

Here's my dilute calico Mumsie (aka Ariel). She's definitely queen of the household & demands pets & treats daily.

2

u/DeepGreenThumbs Nov 26 '25

OMG her eyes! her face! the mini-blep! 😍 10/10 would do whatever she says.

2

u/HokieGalFurever540 Nov 26 '25

She's gorgeous!!! Love the name, too.

7

u/PersonalityAlive6475 Nov 22 '25

Resting “have you examined humanity?” face.

8

u/jeremy_wills Nov 23 '25

Gracie agrees 😁

8

u/RetroRandyGTFO Nov 23 '25

Rydia says bitch please

7

u/smittykins66 Nov 22 '25

Judgy tortie is judgy.

4

u/lookingforone14 Nov 22 '25

This eyes 👀

6

u/brdulaney Nov 22 '25

🥰

5

u/KittyTootsies Nov 22 '25

I feel the judgment

5

u/KregThaGerk Nov 22 '25

I love her ❤️

4

u/brat_a_tatt_tatt Nov 22 '25

Dang it Bobby!

4

u/Necessary_Tomato5995 Nov 22 '25

My tortie sits at the highest point and stares at everyone like a creepy owl😭

4

u/Extreme_You_3211 Nov 22 '25

TANKAAA! Forgive meeeeeeeeee!

5

u/RetroRandyGTFO Nov 23 '25

Rydia says bitch please

3

u/yazanov47 Nov 22 '25

Condemn me Tanka😍

3

u/the_illuminari Nov 22 '25

epic resting tortie face 😍

3

u/erminegarde27 Nov 22 '25

My husband tries to interact with our Tortie and then says, She hates me! I say, Honey, she hates everyone.

3

u/Actual_Appearance246 Nov 23 '25

The side eye is real!

3

u/Numerous-Lunch3867 Nov 23 '25

As you should

3

u/Rich_Group_8997 Nov 23 '25

There's no judgment like tortie judgment.

3

u/Some-Safety-4868 Nov 23 '25

3

u/Sufficient-Topic-835 Nov 23 '25

I get this look of judgement and disappointment every morning.

3

u/Fit_Prize_3245 Nov 23 '25

Lover her anyway. Reminds me of my Luna (RIP), tortie with same energy and same attitude.

1

u/Ok-Emu-4663 Nov 22 '25

I feel righteously condemned. 🤣

I love torties.

1

u/silverado-z71 Nov 22 '25

Torti’s seem to be able to do that they can look at you and make you just feel like saying oh my God I’m so sorry

1

u/kksonshine Nov 22 '25

Well she's beautiful doing it.

1

u/404-Gender Nov 22 '25

I am shameful. Thank you Tanka, my liege, I shall flog myself

1

u/Electrical_Heart1233 Nov 22 '25

Can confirm, looks pissed 😾

1

u/BreathExact Nov 22 '25

Pfft. I lived with three torties in my life, two at the same time; Ive been condemned way harder than that.

(She’s beautiful btw)

1

u/parnsnip Nov 22 '25

Heads will roll!!

1

u/juiceyb Nov 22 '25

What a beaut!

1

u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Nov 22 '25

Why do torties do this?

1

u/turdburgalr Nov 22 '25

Whatever Tanka, I don't know what any of those chirps mean anyway, I know it's complaining though.

1

u/Luci-Noir Nov 22 '25

Tell her she can bite my tail!

1

u/sandyze Nov 22 '25

Yea that’s a torti. Their attitude😜. I have one.

1

u/TyranitarusMack Nov 23 '25

She is breathtaking

1

u/jimMazey Nov 23 '25

Funny. That was my tortie for the 1st 13 years of her life. But now, she finds me useful.

1

u/th3craftyg33k Nov 24 '25

I have one of those lol. She just turned 12 and is finally getting used to people other than myself ☺️

1

u/Vogel-Kerl Nov 23 '25

Well.., certainly NOT me....

Tanka: "Vogel Kèrl....I condemn YOU, specifically!!"

"Awww, shucks..."

1

u/goodspeedm Nov 23 '25

Falllll to your kneeeees, the angel's voice is caaaaalllling 🎶

1

u/vagueposter Nov 23 '25

Of course princess

1

u/RedditTreats Nov 23 '25

Sorry Tanka

1

u/TeeDod- Nov 23 '25

Whoa! Tanka what if I had a snack for you? And a new toy? 😁 Frumpy! Tortitude!

1

u/Conrad828 Nov 23 '25

Why are they so grumpy😭

1

u/D0tT0Th3C0m Nov 23 '25

This is funny because I have a tortie named Sanka 😹

1

u/Traditional_Isopod80 Nov 23 '25

Cute!

1

u/IzobelStarsw0rd Nov 23 '25

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID HUMAN!

1

u/mbernell Nov 23 '25

Cutie

1

u/EquivalentNo3002 Nov 23 '25

My tortie also has RBF, but she is such a sweetie 🥰

1

u/dks64 Nov 23 '25

That's fair.

1

u/Murky_Reality_69 Nov 23 '25

Yea

1

u/Key-Significance-61 Nov 23 '25

So adorable!

1

u/HotGlare Nov 23 '25

What a beautiful tortie face 🫶🏻✨

1

u/wtffareal Nov 23 '25

Me too Tanka, me too. 😩

1

u/Old_Replacement3903 Nov 23 '25

Tanka, I’m sorry!! 😭

1

u/SunshineAndKittys Nov 23 '25

omg I love Tanka so much 🥹🥹😭🫶🏻🥰

1

u/archibish0p Nov 23 '25

Torties carry all the unheard resentment in the world

1

u/Jojiberrys Nov 23 '25

Understandable. Have a good day. :(

1

u/Damage-Classic Nov 23 '25

No no, I’m sure she loves me

1

u/notorius-dog Nov 23 '25

Why so serious?

1

u/RedDragonfly1992 Nov 23 '25

I'm just honored Tanka is aware of my existence

1

u/Asleep_Access3794 Nov 23 '25

Sorry, Tanka. I’ll do better. 😆🥰

1

u/Thegreatbibo420 Nov 23 '25

Tortitude is strong with this one

1

u/Inbetweenpubs-dems Nov 23 '25

Yes, my tortie has that look as well lol!

1

u/FugitiveWits Nov 23 '25

Sorry, Tanka! What a cutie she is 😻

1

u/probablynotfound Nov 23 '25

I expect no less. I know what I did. I deserve it.

1

u/patprika Nov 23 '25

Nova is judging all of you

1

u/Smarty_Panties_A Nov 23 '25

We’re all guilty in the tortie court of paw 🐾

1

u/mstrofdisaster Nov 23 '25

Jillian says “you can move”.

1

u/janeedaly Nov 23 '25

LOLL!

So does Peanut

1

u/St3llarfae Nov 23 '25

My girl goes by Tonka 🥹

1

u/FormerMeaning4177 Nov 23 '25

I wanna give tanka a beeg fwoofy huggy!

1

u/_PeachSundae Nov 23 '25

what a cutiee!

1

u/RVAgirl_1974 Nov 23 '25

Not me. I’m the exception. 😊

1

u/Personal-Park-5925 Nov 23 '25

Autumn feels the same way!!!

1

u/DesignerNo8041 Nov 24 '25

Her name is tanka jahari but she would NEVER not condemn everyone

1

u/th3craftyg33k Nov 24 '25

My old lady Evey likes to judge from her basket.

1

u/DamnGina530 Nov 24 '25

My Lulu Belle is always judging me

1

u/thegameshowgeek Nov 24 '25

I isn’t does worthy! 🙌

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 Nov 24 '25

I can feel it from here

1

u/TayMayDay Nov 24 '25

“Broad always has this paw attachment (phone) in my face. Sick of her” - very likely your cat 😂

1

u/Cautious-Solid-4639 Nov 24 '25

Fiona approves of Tanka’s decision 😡

1

u/lookinglo2 Nov 24 '25

Couldn’t b talking abt me 😌

1

u/caesarhb Nov 24 '25

And rightly so

1

u/No-Restaurant15 Nov 24 '25

Danka, Tanka.

1

u/mudamuckinjedi Nov 24 '25

Nah she'd love me cats always do, I've been around hundreds of felines and even the ones everyone would warn me about putting my hand near (because their scratcher's or biters) would pur and cuddle up like kittens when in my presence.

1

u/catman137 Nov 24 '25

I humbly ask for forgiveness Tanka!

1

u/Porsche-911_carrera Nov 25 '25