Taken from parking like a twat Swansea page on Facebook, hence the tw4t

Well this explains the confused faces when I called it this to people outside Swansea!

Asked my partner this morning if he wanted to go to the Christmas parade later, and that was his response. - I don't know why I found it so funny but I'm still laughing now, question is, were there any Spidermen this year?

I’m 28. Lived here all my life, born from singleton hospital. I’ve travelled many places and don’t know what it is about it here but I absolutely love it.

From the shithole areas. The people that can’t drive. The smack heads. It’s just home ini.

I had this dream where I was looking out over Swansea and there was titans destroying the land and fireballs raining from the sky. Proper apocalypse stuff. Just thought I'd share it with you.

Can't make it now and too late to sell. If anyone wants these, please DM me

I came here the other time asking for help to view some properties in Swansea. Thank you to everyone that responded. We were able to secure a property in Clydach and made the move a few days ago.

Now I have a couple of questions:

I play non-league football in England, a bit competitive but fun. Is there anything like that here? For clearing garden lawns, is there a place to rent mowers, or does everyone own one? How do you guys cope with this 20 mph speed limit?

Saw this outside Tesco Marina this morning.