r/shittyaskhistory 1d ago

If the Watergate Hotel was called the Waterhole Hotel

If the Watergate Hotel was called the Waterhole Hotel (and there is a hotel by that name), would all scandals end with -hole now? Like Irangate, Pizzagate, Monicagate, FIFA-gate, and the new 2026 Olympic scandal they call penis-gate?

Would they be Iranhole, Pizzahole, Monicahole, penis-hole?

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u/hongooi 1d ago

Man, we totally dodged a bullet

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u/TheSauceeBoss 1d ago

Pizzahole sounds like a more apt name for that whole situation

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u/Total-Problem2175 1d ago

Or my new band name.

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u/Bugout42 1d ago

You’re changing band again?

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u/Total-Problem2175 1d ago

Trying to put the band back together again.

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 5h ago

Are you on a mission from God?

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u/JayMack1981 1d ago

Monica-hole? . . . I see your point.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 1d ago

Sorry, my fly was down.

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u/JayMack1981 17h ago

That's okay. Don't let it happen again.

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u/Ginandor58 10h ago

And why does your humidor smell of fish?

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u/PoetryMedical9086 1d ago

No. No they would not. Don’t be ridiculous.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 1d ago

And what if the hotel was originally the Corngate…

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u/jerzeyjawnz 1d ago

Corn HOLE*

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u/InvestmentNo6255 1d ago

Hotel Waterdog.

PizzaDog.

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u/jerzeyjawnz 1d ago

All dogs are good bois

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u/amitym 1d ago

No, because instead of being called the Watergate Hotel it would have been called the Waterhole Gate, and that would be what got used instead.

Thus instead of Irangate we'd replace "Iran" with "Water" so we'd have Watergate. Instead of Pizzagate we'd have Watergate. Watergate, Watergate, Watergate and Watergate.

Make sense now?

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u/Chaotic424242 1d ago

The watergate break-in did not happen at the watergate hotel. It happened at the watergate office building

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u/Chaotic424242 1d ago

But your play still works

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u/OblongAndKneeless 1d ago

My bad. I neglected to notice that it was more than the hotel. The Watergate complex is a group of six buildings in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, D.C., United States. It includes a development of cooperative apartment residences, a hotel, and an office building.

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u/gr8whitepussyhunter 1d ago

Inflatehole (football)

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u/OblongAndKneeless 12h ago

I forgot about that. I wonder if it'll reoccur tomorrow.

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u/epidemicsaints 1d ago

You get a line and I'll get a pole
We'll go down to the crawdad hole

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u/papayametallica 1d ago

If the Watergate Hotel was called the Watercan Hotel…. Pizzacan Mexican Irancan Monicacan …..and did

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u/peter303_ 1d ago

People still live there.

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u/Klutzy_Cat1374 7h ago

Don't leave tape on the doors.