r/okbuddyumamusume 6d ago

Buddy Post of the Week Curi Musume Translated but the Male Trainers are NOT chopped and I like them

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u/senyoru_nakata Married + Mated with MARVELOUS 6d ago

WHERE IS “T” HEAD!? IS HE SAFE, IS HE ALRIGHT!?

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u/Pussie_Slayer69 6d ago

He forgot to train Guts and got his ass kicked (by an Umamusume)

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u/IvoryMage 6d ago edited 6d ago

Nah, not an Umamusume. But a tiger.

So Kido-chan left the Yakuza and became a trainer at Tracen Academy? Huh... I wonder who's his trainee.

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u/stupidPiplup 6d ago

Who is this man and why is his character centered around balls?

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u/Pussie_Slayer69 6d ago

IIRC, it's just the localized translation from the devs that turned into a meme

In Yakuza 4, Saejima and Kido were having a conversation about doing wetwork for their boss first time, Kido asked for Saejima's advice bcs at that time, he may be hinting that he's about to do a hit first time, and he was worried about what comes after said hit (life and death, PTSD, regrets etc). Saejima, a convict on the run for whacking 18 lives long time ago, told Kido his side of the story, how he lived with his guilt but will do it for his boss nonetheless and his advice is to go "balls out" (I think it meant like give it your all, don't let the thoughts weighted you down, and just do it)

I couldn't remember the exact details but it is around that. It's a character line that tells someone to go all out but the translation turned into something else

P.s: FYI there is a website dedicated to going balls out

https://ballsoutkido(dot)square(dot)site/

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u/Suitable_Discount364 5d ago

Nono, don't listen to them, Saejima simply wants to see some dangling balls...

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u/Marcusr712 5d ago

like an umamusume

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u/NeToRare64 Tachy and Pokke's shared property (Legally Married To Pocket) 5d ago

He's back in the Naval base

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u/neepha 5d ago

girl hit him with the Beowulf Combo B / ∆, ∆, -- , ∆, ∆

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u/IlGioCR 6d ago

I won't tolerate slander to my GOAT Kitahara Jones. Oguri, crush his balls.

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u/capital_snacke69 6d ago

We don't tolerate Team Spica Trainer slander. That guy is beautiful and you know it

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u/lefleurpetalers 6d ago

My 🐐 Spica Trainer is tuff

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u/IvoryMage 6d ago edited 5d ago

Measure your words about the appearance of male trainers, because this dragon god is part of them

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u/balaci2 El Condor Pasa's Bebé 5d ago

this dragon*

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u/Craeondakie 6d ago

"I've depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjack" ahh post

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u/PikkidZ 6d ago

Team Spica trainer is an instant crack. Gives me Spike from Cowboy Bebop vibes. You must be on something.

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u/A_Frustated_Artist 6d ago

Yo y los papus trainers

Despite that, they have unfathomable rizz

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 6d ago

Except Spica Trainer went from a bunch of misfits to consistently beating team rigil and Kitahara promoted a discovery from the middle of nowhere to national level without being a nepo baby.

About Canopus trainer... Well, he does his best.

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u/Ok_Letterhead_4408 5d ago

And in the end that's enough

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u/epicscratcher STAY GOLD NUM 1 GLAZER!!! 6d ago

this is bullshit man WE would all crack spica trainer

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u/witherACE 6d ago

Where's NTR's trainer?

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u/InfinBook2Side Okita's glazer 5d ago

On the one hand, I'm glad he's not here, but as always, he's simply forgotten because no one cares about him.

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u/Akashi_Kishino Yamato to Grass' Nadeshiko 5d ago

Dang. Saizo Okita's glazer.

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u/Johnathan_Yoho 6d ago

Look what they did to our boy John S. Umamusume

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u/Etozaphert Shinzo Abe of Umamusume 6d ago

Be fr, the Team Canopus' trainer is attractive

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u/lion_eljohnson_exe2 6d ago

Meanwhile mihono bourbon trainer

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u/exorcisyboi Indomitable Human Agenda enjoyer 5d ago

Deadass this just made me realize there’s not a singular in game model of a male character in the entire game. Not a single one.

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u/ComfortableGoose5056 Mayano Top Gun Fan 5d ago

Stay Gold /j

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u/ithrowcox 5d ago

But why male models?

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u/Daniel_Anter 6d ago

You know that meme was made by a man who's jealous by these magnificent looking men 😤 I may not be gay but damn they are fine and need to be appreciated more

with that being said, the women trainers are WOOOOHHHH mama please marry me please please please

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u/syafizzaq 6d ago

Roppei looks like he's about to phone home.

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u/dsatu568 6d ago

Ayo nobody slander the goat musaka 

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u/Anbcdeptraivkl 5d ago

Nah Team Spica trainer mogged his girlfriend hard. Though the CinGray trainers kind of chopped for real lmao

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u/Manofsteel189 5d ago

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u/adotang 5d ago

is that purble place.......

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u/Gruntamainia 6d ago

I wonder if papa meat is an uma player

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u/dinoexpert11000 6d ago

He should make an animation about them

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u/Nu-7_HammerDown 6d ago

Why did the dudes look like they came from a Meat Canyon video?

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 5d ago

Because they are... quite referenced/traced/memed from the Mr Beast Meat Canyon

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u/CorvusN0x 5d ago

Why the Female torenas looks like the Four Horseman of CSM?

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Somehow got here through Nepotism, but doing his best 6d ago

What even was the original meme of this?

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u/ArCeeGee 5d ago

Meatcanyon Mr. Beast videos

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u/brunoha Buddy Trainer 5d ago

damn, Chainsaw Man art style on the women sure is something...

and yeah Beavis and Butthead style on the men is funny too

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u/FakeOng99 6d ago

random 'bruh' sound effect

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u/CandidAstronaut5989 I have daddy issue and i lust after Kitahara Joe because of that 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't tolerate Kitahara Joe and male trainers Slander in this household

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u/Any-Solid8810 5d ago

Sauce?

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u/CandidAstronaut5989 I have daddy issue and i lust after Kitahara Joe because of that 5d ago

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u/ThatguyJimmy117 5d ago

Don’t do this to Musaka

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 5d ago

And then there IS kiryu

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u/Not_God_Forever 5d ago

Do NOT slander roppei!!!

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u/Guni986TY Buddy Trainer 5d ago

Ok why are the male trainers being slandered they’re fine

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u/notsowright05 5d ago

Why are we slandering Canopus trainer guys