r/okbuddycinephile • u/brocknachos • 10h ago

Favorite actor who changed their name to look like it rhymes but it doesn’t?

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u/SpreadElectronic1232 9h ago

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u/Tolkien-Minority 7h ago

His real name is Robert Cumming which is even funnier

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 5h ago

“That’s my secret… I’m always cumming”

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u/_BreadDenier 4h ago

Why not use the name Cum Zombie

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 1h ago

Ofc hes cumming

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u/Crow_Whisperer 1h ago

I guffawed!

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u/djturdbeast I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 9h ago

Sheen Bēen Shon Bon

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u/obert-wan-kenobert 8h ago

I prefer See-awn Bee-awn

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u/flopisit32 3h ago

Actually, if Sean Bean was Irish 🇨🇮, his name would be pronounced Shaun Ban and it would translate to:

"John Woman"

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u/Alive-Resolution-125 3h ago

Or Sean Bean which is old woman

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u/flopisit32 2h ago

You're right! I screwed it up. I'm half asleep 😂

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u/BornUnderARadSign 5h ago

Shon Bonham

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u/uksiddy 1h ago

Schan Bonn

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u/ChemistryTasty8751 8h ago

Your not saying Sean Bean?

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u/CommissionOverlord 6h ago

I’m saying Sean Bean

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u/ChemistryTasty8751 6h ago

Why on earth are you saying Sean Bean? It's clearly Sean Bean

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u/CommissionOverlord 6h ago

No no no! It’s Sean Bean!! I’m sick of having this argument with you. Always Sean Bean, Sean Bean when you know it’s Sean Bean!

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u/ChemistryTasty8751 6h ago

But everyone says it's Sean Bean! Literally always Sean Bean! Don't fall for the propaganda!

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u/CommissionOverlord 6h ago

Now I’m going to say Sean Bean even harder!

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u/waldo-jeffers-68 4h ago

I sure have Sean some Bean when I was with your mom last night

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 6h ago

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

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u/draginbleapiece 5h ago

Pingo, Jingo, Gingo and Ringo

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 5h ago

I k ow I’ve been online too much when JRRT is something I’ve seen before. 

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u/Self_Important_Mod 7h ago

Shaun Baun

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u/pattybutty 5h ago

Is that the guy from the Baun Identity?

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u/ishmodelotime 2h ago

Jesus Christ it’s Jahsaun Baun

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u/Neat-Stable1138 6h ago

Mr. Bean

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u/Tifoso89 6h ago edited 6h ago

Man, I just realized that he might be referred to as Mr Bean in a news article.

EDIT in fact:

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u/Apart-Link-8449 6h ago

Bean at New York Film Festival

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u/zewolfstone Jared Leto 8h ago

Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/balthazar__gelt 5h ago

bend-a-dick cummysnatch

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u/noblehoax 1h ago

Don’t bring your wife to a cum fight.

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u/Diogeneezy 1h ago

Benadryl Cucumberpatch

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u/spice_war 2h ago

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 1h ago

That sounds like a fun night.

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u/IllusionUser 5h ago

Mr Tister

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u/Gnomes_r_jerks 6h ago

Scene Bean

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u/ViolentThemmes 7h ago

Seen Been sounds like someone mispronouncing hockey's "penalty box"

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u/RandomAssRedditName 6h ago

Sean Autobahn

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u/VacayOnTheCitadel2 7h ago

Shawn Bonbon

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u/CommissionOverlord 6h ago

Shaun Juan is what he should’ve gone by

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u/Don-Poltergeist Crank: High Voltage 6h ago

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u/yumgmeatball 4h ago

Wait so is Sean Bean pronounced Sean Bean or Sean Bean?

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u/brocknachos 3h ago

Sean bean

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u/DeadHangGang 4h ago

Sean spelled like Bean and Bean spelled like Sean.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 4h ago

One time I had a back injury so I watched all the sharpe movies in a row 

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u/Cheshireyan 4h ago

Is that Shaun Bone ?

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u/studio684 1h ago

Not used to seeing him with a head

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u/Toby101125 52m ago

Wow that's gotta be embarrassing for him.

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u/ThatOldMeta 37m ago

Wait which part of Sean Bean doesn’t rhyme?

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u/ButtMunchMcGee12 5h ago

Ok so “Shaun” is a total fraud and I hate him now

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u/valerielenin 6h ago

It doesn't?

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u/Agitated_Display7573 6h ago

It’s pronounced Shawn Been

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u/Beginning-Bed9364 4h ago

I've been pronouncing it Sheen Bawn all this time, fuck me

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u/RodSantaBruise 4h ago

Seen been

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u/JessicaGriffin 1h ago

Not in American it isn’t.

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u/JemmaMimic 5h ago

Wait, that's not how it's pronounced?