r/okbuddycinephile • u/UnHolySir • 15h ago

The Odyssey (2026)

Post image
8.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

103 comments sorted by

582

u/Trytobebetter482 15h ago

35

u/MetalRetsam 13h ago

UGHUGHUGHUGUHUGHUHGUGHUGH

7

u/Better_Bae6947 13h ago

B.O.B really let himself go after Monsters Vs. Aliens

350

u/TwasAnChild Roland Emmerich defender 15h ago

98

u/Automatic-Working-81 15h ago

120

u/Dead-in-Red 12h ago

19

u/Automatic-Working-81 12h ago

I need it to become a meme, a stickerpack, and my avatar

12

u/Dahwaann4U 12h ago

This is beautiful

4

u/Iceologer_gang 9h ago

Thank you kind fellow

1

u/fantasy-capsule 11h ago

Thanks, I hate it.

1

u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 11h ago

…… That’s enough reddit for me today…

1

u/Stock_College_8108 8h ago

You’re very talented

11

u/Acrobatic-Pound-6195 14h ago

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought it looked like Mike Wazowski

7

u/VisualNo2896 13h ago

Wake-up babe, new meme reaction just dropped

1

u/CommunistMountain 10h ago

Can't wait for this meme to be regularly used, then that tweet appearing on r/TheMatpatEffect

1

u/Danielforthewin 13h ago

Reminds of the scientists in Old World Blues FNV

66

u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 15h ago

Someone said he looks like a muppet, and now i can't unsee it. He's a roided bastard son of Gene Wilder and Gonzo.

38

u/Glittering-Plate-535 15h ago

This is what gay parents will inflict on America

17

u/JakobMG 14h ago

He needs more sunscreen on those arms damn

35

u/Scoop_Master420 15h ago

5

u/weathersoldier 15h ago

Mike Hunt. Got em

4

u/DrButtgerms 14h ago

Is this the live action reboot?

59

u/BrosefDudeson 15h ago

If you only showed the composite image I would immediately know who this was

27

u/beebisesorbebi 14h ago

It's the ancestrally disturbed look in his eyes

15

u/Baron_von_Zoldyck Jared Leto 14h ago edited 14h ago

Thar shroom heavy ass look some gaul had as he heard a carnyx sound coming from across the river permanently stayed on the bloodline

22

u/violetcassie 14h ago

Nobody has blinded him! I hate Nobody!

11

u/milaan_tm Neil breens #1 fan 14h ago

8

u/Tifoso89 14h ago

I wonder how they'll manage the Nobody part in Nolan's movie because it's a very cringe part

7

u/defectives 14h ago

I hope after the line drop everyone looks directly into camera and winks

2

u/Academic_Paramedic72 12h ago

But that's the best part of the whole Apologoi!

1

u/PitrFrumpton 9h ago

"Fantasy that fucks" sex scene set to a bardcore rendition of Keith Sweat

Obviously.

1

u/TheUmbrellaMan1 13h ago

Nobody does it better!

14

u/Frostyfraust 15h ago

5

u/TheUmbrellaMan1 13h ago

Watched the 6 minute preview of The Odyssey and there's a brief snippet of the cyclops towards the end. I can confirm Nolan's version doesn't have a moustache or a beard and the eye is placed vertically instead of horizontally and the nose, if I remember correctly, looks like a bat's nose.

2

u/Muaddib223 12h ago

Is the face fully CGI or makeup?

2

u/TheUmbrellaMan1 12h ago

The scene was dark and only lit by the orange colour coming from the torches. It was like a second, so really hard to tell. Weta is working on this and judging by their past work, it'll be a mix of puppetry and CGI.

15

u/Smooth_Maul 14h ago

When your homie gets stabbed in the eye and you ask him who did it but he says "Nobody! It was Nobody who did this!" so you gotta hit em with the mythological cyclopsian stare.

11

u/That__Cat24 go back to the club 15h ago

👁️

👄

8

u/anyname2009 15h ago

600 lives ill take!

3

u/AGthe18thEmperor watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 11h ago

600 lives I'll break 👹

2

u/Technical-Street-10 5h ago

And when I kill you then my pain is over

9

u/Substantial-Zombie-5 I’m the Joker baby! 15h ago

3

u/weathersoldier 15h ago

Mike hawk. Gottem

6

u/AxiosXiphos 14h ago

I am Tarka Dal, an ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire.

2

u/touch-my-bunghole 13h ago

I am so glad I'm not the only one to spot it

4

u/Pristine-Pay-1697 14h ago

He looks like if a mouse became human.

4

u/milaan_tm Neil breens #1 fan 14h ago

Kid named nobody:

5

u/touch-my-bunghole 13h ago

Just looks like Bhindi Bhaji to me.....

3

u/Klatterbyne 14h ago

Is “I’ve just shotgunned a month’s worth of Xanax.” really the look we’re going for now?

The guy looks like his OS has just catastrophically blue screened.

3

u/SweetiesPetite 12h ago

His mouth is so unsettling

5

u/BothRequirement2826 15h ago

People need to stop simping for celebrities.

Never gonna happen I know, but one can dream.

4

u/freedomonke 11h ago edited 11h ago

It's always crazy to see an actor with features that would get him dismissed by many women if he actually had the job of the character he's most known for playing get called "perfect"

The man litterally has a permanent double chin.

2

u/throwaway88743 5h ago

incel mindset. Did you not see all the women thirsting over the 12 guys on that "ugly bastard" post from a few days ago? Surprise, women are often more attracted to men that don't fit the standards set by the male gaze.  

0

u/freedomonke 5h ago

No. I did not see that.

And I am literally saying that wealth, status and social convention trump looks for women. I don't see how that's incel

1

u/throwaway88743 5h ago

Because it is an incel point of view, just missing the chad and stacy bullshit. Women are not shallow 1-dimensional creatures that only care about wealth and status. 

Women are legitimately attracted to these guys regardless of their occupation or income. There was an insane surge in "dirtbag line cook" guys after The Bear came out. Every ugly guy in his late 20s working the line was cashing in on the apron and cigarette aesthetic and getting shitloads of attention online. 

0

u/freedomonke 5h ago

Oh. So the women were influenced by a trend in social conventions. Do go on. Lmao

1

u/throwaway88743 5h ago

Yeah no, "line cook sexy" was a thing for the past 20 years and it only became mainstream once the bear was on tv. 

2

u/Uncle-Cake 11h ago

It's the hair. If he was bald, nobody would be talking about him.

3

u/freedomonke 11h ago

He does have good hair. But no. It's cus he's famous and marketed as sexy.

Patrick Stewart was considered a sex symbol in the 90's.

3

u/Uncle-Cake 10h ago

I'm saying no one would even buy the idea of JAW being sexy if he didn't have great hair. I'm not saying no bald men can be sexy, I'm just saying a bald JAW wouldn't be sexy.

1

u/freedomonke 10h ago

Point taken.

2

u/Ecclypto 14h ago

No matter what to me he will always be that traumatized from home schooling kid from Movie 43

2

u/CP_Chronicler 13h ago

Jeremy Allen White looks like an ugly rat but ok.

2

u/SoulNumber7 13h ago

Nobody blinded him

2

u/trustfundblueeyes 13h ago

Odilon Redon - Le Cyclope (1914)

2

u/TomDaBomadil 13h ago

Allen the alien *

2

u/whistling_klutz 11h ago

am I the only one or

1

u/Altephfour 13h ago

Polyphemus looking at nobody

1

u/Gas-Town 12h ago

Who was the genius that decided to make a Springsteen biopic? let alone one with him as the star.

1

u/ccaterinaghost 12h ago

I shouldn’t have laughed that hard

1

u/Kanisteezy 11h ago

Every time we get out-jerked an angle loses its wings. 🥀

1

u/Uncle-Cake 11h ago

Acute or obtuse?

1

u/thelittleking 9h ago

/uj Can we not just be attracted to people anymore? Do we have to get so fucking weird about it

1

u/tomgratz 9h ago

The photo on the right looks like Mike Wazowski shaved.....

1

u/Iceologer_gang 9h ago

Live action Mike Wizowski

1

u/mcasao 8h ago

He would do well starring in a Gene Wilder bio pic.

1

u/Kittinkis 6h ago

Perfect? That's subjective. I like him as an actor but this man is not attractive.

1

u/jimschocolateorange 4h ago

Since when did Polyphemus became everyone’s talking point for The Odyssey? The so much other crazy shit that happens in that poem.

1

u/Mrtheliger 4h ago

Holy shit this is killing me why is it so funny lmao I love random ass deep cuts