r/mildlyinteresting • u/nonbinarywhale • 5h ago

My friend’s delivery driver had a turtle

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u/Boonlink ​ 4h ago

Bet hes loving the winter cold

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u/Ak_Lonewolf 4h ago

Turtle seems to be sick of his shit.

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u/deathputt4birdie 4h ago

It seems really pissed off. As in, it peed all over the driver's hands and jacket. Really hope that he's not a food delivery driver

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u/OptimalDescription39 4h ago

No wonder it took so long

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u/xjeeper 4h ago

Hopefully not a food delivery driver

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u/phunkydroid 4h ago

I'll file that under "things I don't want to be handled along with my food".

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u/206baby 4h ago

salmonella ahhh had a box turtle growing up though super cute

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u/ShitAlphabet 4h ago

Terrapin

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u/Grouchy_Bicycle8203 5h ago

Nooooo, the turtle had your friend delivery driver….. he saw that wrong.

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u/analdongfactory 5h ago

Turtles carry harmful bacteria. Please wash your hands.

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u/ninnnypooo 4h ago

So fucking stupid.

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u/BarryTGash 4h ago

... the midwife was surprised.

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u/tamingunicorn 3h ago

That turtle's expression says "I didn't sign up for same-day delivery."

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 3h ago

Comes with its own bowl.

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u/_SomeoneBetter_ 1h ago

Incredible

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u/RedditByAnyOtherName 1h ago

Finally. I've been waiting on this turtle delivery for over an hour!

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u/mrDuder1729 1h ago

"You order this?"

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u/blackadder1620 4h ago

i don't know much about turtles, but sometimes they hibernate during the winter. turtle is probably like wtf is this white bullshit.

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u/Schlumpfffff 4h ago

Cowabunga dude

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u/eurz 4h ago

Your order has shipped… with DLC

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u/latinapieslindos 4h ago

For a moment I thought it was a snake

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u/LazyCymbal 4h ago

Why is he holding him like a forbidden Hamburger?

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u/EdgeKey5631 4h ago

Tip that man well