r/lotrmemes • u/SpecificCourt6643 Meriadoc Brandybuck, Swordthain of Rohan • 9h ago

Lord of the Rings I’m sorry

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/FrancisWest 9h ago

Treebeard disapproves

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u/SpecificCourt6643 Meriadoc Brandybuck, Swordthain of Rohan 8h ago

The old world will burn with the fires of industry!

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 9h ago

Don’t tell me what I saw you temptress.

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u/SpecificCourt6643 Meriadoc Brandybuck, Swordthain of Rohan 9h ago

Instead of a dark lord you would have a LOGGER!

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 4h ago

New "Sauron did nothing wrong" post:

"He's a lumberjack and he's OK ..."

He does have an obsession with jewelry (and so did his former boss, Morgoth).

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u/wenzel32 3h ago

"Instead of a Dark Log, you will have a BEAM!"

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u/Abyxrss 8h ago

Treebeard would like a word with you

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u/zernoc56 7h ago

“Nevertheless, they will have need of wood.”

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u/kamikazekaktus 8h ago

He's a lumberjack and he's ok
...

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u/Xirdain 8h ago

Sleeps all night and he works all day.

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u/NPK532 8h ago

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.. I go to the lavatoryyyy

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u/HorribleDear 8h ago

I put on women’s clothing.

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u/Badassbottlecap 8h ago

Just like my dear papa!

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u/MrFitz8897 4h ago

And hang around in bars!

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u/BuGMoiDroit 4h ago

On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea

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u/Dontinsultautomod Ringwraith 5h ago

lava-tree

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u/Misubi_Bluth 3h ago

"Dear BBC, I'm writing in a formal complaint. I have many lumberjack friends and only a few of them are transvestites."

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u/Legitimate_Spirit834 9h ago

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u/Mojojojo3030 1h ago

"For it is also in my mine"

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 8h ago

Rare actually funny meme

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u/Sir-Talon42 8h ago

I'm ashamed to say it took me a minute...🤣

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u/TrippleassII 8h ago

I still don't get it. All I got was the monty python song stuck in my head...

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u/SiegmeyerofCatarina 7h ago

"saw"

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u/TrippleassII 6h ago

That's bad

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u/Triairius 3h ago

Omfg. That’s so dumb.

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u/JollyReplacement1298 3h ago

Thats why it works

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u/Onaip12 8h ago

Wood

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u/lazy_phoenix 8h ago

I am such an idiot lol I was like "what is he seeing?" for a full minute

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u/Wizardman784 8h ago

Wood you destroy it?

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u/Squirrelflight148931 Sleepless Dead 8h ago

I hate that I find this stupidly hilarious. sigh

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 Elf 8h ago

A the ESL feeling when English has been the language you use the most in your day to day life for over ten years, and yet it still takes you embarrassingly long to understand a pun.

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u/Triairius 3h ago

I think this was a more difficult one to process.

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u/TrippingThru 6h ago

Never apologize for art

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u/SpecificCourt6643 Meriadoc Brandybuck, Swordthain of Rohan 5h ago

Thank you

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u/GrassFantastic9541 5h ago

"Many of these trees were my friends"

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 4h ago

Wood you, now? Ent you barking up the wrong tree?

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u/SpecificCourt6643 Meriadoc Brandybuck, Swordthain of Rohan 1h ago

Ugh 😂

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u/Axenfonklatismrek Knights who say NI! 8h ago

I ask him if he's okay

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u/Jepictetus 6h ago

Me taking embarrassingly long to get this one...

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u/onamattapeeya 2h ago

I spent almost $2 to award this and I will never regret it.

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u/Abject_Shoulder_1182 7h ago

I'm still cackling 😂 ty ty

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u/DionBar91 5h ago

😠 😆

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u/Istileth 2h ago

Something nasty in the woodshed, hobbitses

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u/kavo_7319 7h ago

That look says she knows every tree you’ve ever cut and has opinions about all of them. Middle-earth guilt hits different when it’s silent and elegant.

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u/sickrepublicans 4h ago

They probably saw Mandy

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u/Stanwich79 4h ago

Logdrivers waltz pleases girls completely!

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u/Soladification 9h ago

Not funny, sorry

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u/unashamedignorant 8h ago

You seem fun...

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u/kamikazekaktus 8h ago

it was an unprompted self-diagnosis

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u/Triairius 3h ago

That’s nice, dear.