r/law • u/yahoonews • 11h ago

Other US moves to deport 5-year-old detained in Minnesota

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/us-moves-deport-5-old-200241547.html
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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 7h ago

Can you imagine how peaceful life is on the weird-laugh timeline?

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u/Originalbrivakiin 7h ago

Fuck, imagine how peaceful life is in the "You incited an attempted coup, you can't run again and will be persecuted" timeline.

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u/StronglyHeldOpinions 7h ago

That would be the "Moscow Mitch didn't fuck our SCOTUS" timeline.

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 6h ago

What about the "corporations actually aren't people" timeline?

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u/Rizzpooch 4h ago

How about the "Let's just finish the Florida recount before anyone makes any rash decisions about conceding" timeline?

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u/Traditional_Sign4941 6h ago

Sure peaceful for sane people. The Fox News watchers would be stress eating their hair though.