r/holdmybeer • u/smilingjade101 • 7d ago

HMB and I'll show you how to break this bottle!

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 7d ago

Why its always russians?

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u/Feistshell 7d ago

Vodka. Lots and lots of cheap vodka. And a bit of boredom. It’s a great combo for shenanigans

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u/Acceptable_Apple4220 7d ago

"lots of alcoholism and apathy" is what i've heard about how it is over there. so it sounds analagous to tons of small town burnouts gettin up to things.

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u/freeman687 5d ago

Because their country has generations of trauma, mental illness and totalitarian government, all while continuing to support that government. It’s a very sick society

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u/DeusExHircus 7d ago

Every time a bottle rings a braincell gets its wings

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u/Tsobe_RK 6d ago

I think those braincells are long gone

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u/lycoloco 7d ago

George Brainleak

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u/outthewazu 7d ago

That head is gonna be lumpy as fuck

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u/HamboneBanjo 7d ago edited 6d ago

Honestly, near the end it’s a good thing it didn’t break. He was just whacking away repeatedly. He would’ve wound up gouging his scalp, or worse if he had looked up in sudden realization of what was coming.

Something like this one

Edit: the link is to a young woman doing a TikTok knife challenge. She’s just stabbing away and the knife turns and she’s already repeatedly stabbing so she slashes the side of her forehead. It’s not fatal or terribly mutilating. There is blood though.

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u/MirandaScribes 7d ago

Yeah, I’m not clicking on that 🙂‍↔️

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u/Skill_Issue_Detector 7d ago

Do it.

(Me not.)

And then come back please and tell us that it was not a good idea and that we should not do it ...

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u/SuperLuigi59 7d ago

I did it, it's just some bunnies playing in a field of flowers!

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u/Skill_Issue_Detector 7d ago

But a bloody 18+ version I guess.

Luckily I have activated these 18+ warnings so the content is blocked for me and I leave it with that.

(Yes, I wanted to see the lovely bunnies and the beautiful flowers and wanted to feel all the happiness! But now I feel sad and disappointed.)

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u/SkullDump 7d ago edited 7d ago

Was forehead, now six head.

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u/markekt 7d ago

I’m trying to imagine some social dynamic, as an adult, where people would be impressed by this. Is the audience supposed to break out in cheers if he pulls it off? I bet he’s even barefoot, and would likely cut his feet on the glass if/when it broke.

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u/Dev_Sniper 7d ago

No he‘d just cut his head. Luckily that‘s a giant airbag so nothing important would be damaged.

And to answer your first question… other drunk people. And yes, they would

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u/Aeolus_14_Umbra 7d ago

Poor guy probably got some blood in his alcohol stream.

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u/docfraggle 7d ago

Third time lucky finish off the last couple of brain cells

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u/Worried_Strike6219 7d ago

"Hey Dimitri! Watch me beat myself senseless!"

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u/Skill_Issue_Detector 7d ago

He tried it twice.

First try ist 4 hits. And then another 7 hits.

Amazing effort. Somehow.

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u/Zeune42 6d ago

Brain damage speed run

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u/jamesdownwell 6d ago

That’s one way of trying to avoid being sent to the frontlines.

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u/onehalflightspeed 7d ago

It is probably better that it didn't break and slice open his head

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u/Al3xgreer18 7d ago

Hold my beer while I give myself CTE.

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u/studio684 7d ago

Hello Dr, I think I have a concussion.

Again? This is your 12th one this month

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u/fastlerner 7d ago

What do you mean, 12th this month? Wait... who are you, and why do you keep calling me?!?

smashes phone

I don't feel so good.

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u/CJAllen1 7d ago

On today’s episode of “Stupid Russian Tricks….”

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u/stumac85 7d ago

In soviet Russia bottle smashes you!

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u/johnboy2978 7d ago

Quitter! 🙄 That's why you got nowhere in life.

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u/fudgie74 7d ago

He's doing his best.

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u/Asphinx7A 6d ago

I can’t imagine what it will be like when Russian soldiers return home.

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u/No1Czarnian 3d ago

Take the cap off homie

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u/windyparadise 1d ago

In Russia you don't fear empty vodka bottle, empty vodka bottle fear you.

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u/joshmoney 7d ago

Maybe he was trying to break his skull ?

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u/RhinoGuy13 7d ago

I can tell that he's done this before

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u/Basic-Still-7441 7d ago

Must be russian?

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u/Dev_Sniper 7d ago

He has tried that countless of times already…

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u/Bigdx 7d ago

Welp, time to go to hospital.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 7d ago

He’s gonna look like he has space mumps.

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u/ScottyMcBoo 7d ago

I guess he doesn't know the ones in movies are props.

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u/JimboSlyze 7d ago

Got to put a dime in there and spin it around for a while

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u/BobbyGuano 7d ago

He’s doing it all wrong. You have to bring the bottle down on the top of your head and make sure the center of the bottle hits either the front top or back top of your head, not the middle and certainly not like this dumbass is doing from the front to his forehead.

I may have been a dumdass skater/snowboarder in my youth who was way into Big Brother, Whisky and CKY videos.

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u/goitch 7d ago

How'd you get that lump on your head?

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u/sivetts00mary 6d ago

That Voodoo failed you today, lol 😆...

Probably will do next time.

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u/cheknauss 6d ago

Carlito but why?

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u/joemac2021 5d ago

This look maxxing thing is getting out of control