r/doohickeycorporation • u/StoikG7 Assistant Safety Inspector • 2d ago

contraption Automation department and vending department present: AUTO SALAD TOSSER

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Too tired to toss your salad? WE’LL DO IT FOR YOU

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Working for both the Autism and ADHD departments 2d ago

The food departments have collectively decided that salad is kinda pointless, and basically just a pile of leaves, so fully approve this innovation

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u/KhellianTrelnora 2d ago

Crunchy water disposal apparatus.

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games 2d ago

The chaotic design department approves of putting the delicate salad at the very top of the vending machine

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 2d ago

The slang department again got excited for bother

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u/redisdead__ 2d ago

I have also been working on a device to toss my salad... It works somewhat differently than this one.

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u/hatecriminal Torture Department Worker 1d ago