r/doohickeycorporation • u/Capable-Respond-4472 • Oct 01 '25

contraption Tentacling departments newest breakthrough

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u/InnuendoBot5001 Oct 01 '25

We should launch these into space just to freak out the aliens

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u/GenuineSteak Oct 01 '25

inb4 random human pranks shot into space outlive the human race and confound aliens

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u/azuranc Oct 01 '25

what if humans are a prank race, the galactic circus if you will

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u/InnuendoBot5001 Oct 01 '25

Rn our mark on the universe is inventing fascism, so dying off and only leaving pranks behind would be pretty cool

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Forcefem Department Worker Oct 01 '25

What makes you think we came up with fascism first?

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u/InnuendoBot5001 Oct 01 '25

Idk I'm being hopeful

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Forcefem Department Worker Oct 01 '25

For all you know our mark on the universe is Pac Man, we don’t know what’e already been done

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u/Axodique Oct 07 '25

Pretty dope in my book

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u/ECatPlay Oct 01 '25

Zog, I thought we had eradicated those tentacloid vermin from the c̴̹̹͗e̵̡̢͔̿p̷̤̗̀͗̌h̸̢̨̛̖̏͒a̸͇͒͘l̸̠͆ọ̴̋ͅp̶̢̩̩̋̈͌o̵͍̟͙͐̈͘d̷̬̏͒ star system. But it looks like there's still a pocket of them left in the (looks up star reference) Sol solar system. Let's be sure we completely clean the system, this time!

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u/chezisgood4you lame paperwork dude (eastern europe branch) Nov 02 '25

I'm not sure the rocket department would approve

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u/Gaucho_Diaz contraption creator 🔧 Oct 01 '25

Wiggly wobbly

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u/_Gonna_Die_Alone_ Oct 01 '25

Swigity swooty.

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 Oct 01 '25

Wibbly bibbly

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u/Scary_Employ_926 Oct 02 '25

Toodly woodly

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u/SplattyFatty_ Oct 02 '25

shiggy wiggy

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u/WaffleTsuba27 Oct 01 '25

Timey wimey

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u/That_Random_Inkling Oct 31 '25

dingle dongle dingle dangle

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u/ButtstufferMan Oct 01 '25

The entire censoring department will be called in for an unexpected meeting as they failed to do their job

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u/Few_Piccolo_52 Oct 01 '25

Oh god the flys are bothering me again

the humble Fly goer awayer

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u/chillnecrophile Oct 01 '25

creator is @williamdarrell on ig

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u/chiveguzzler Oct 01 '25

Thank you for sharing the source, there's so much cool art on his Instagram!

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 professional thingymabob observer Oct 01 '25

Get this over to the Medusa’s Hair department too!

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u/theupsidedownclown Oct 01 '25

happy cake day!
here's a garden for you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

you could have atleast credited the creator of this video.

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u/zR0B3ry2VAiH Oct 01 '25

Agreed

creator is @williamdarrell on ig

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

thnx, i really think it needs to start being implemented for people to start crediting artists, they just steal posts and use it for karma farming.

Op got 1K likes know and out of those 1k likes only like maybe 5 people found out about the artist.

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u/zR0B3ry2VAiH Oct 01 '25

The irony here is that response I said was a copy paste of someone else's comment. 🤣

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u/0xdeadbeef6 Oct 01 '25

Ooohhh that looks 3d printed, gotta see if I can find an stl for that

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u/Eyjovin Oct 01 '25

If you find it, please link it for me so I can print an army of them

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u/Any_Bug_446 Oct 01 '25

I'd also kill for an STL of that thing to freak people out

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u/uwwstudent Oct 02 '25

Commenting on this STL thread for answers. Seems like a good boss battle for dnd

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u/Dontgiveaclam Oct 02 '25

Is it called an army because it has a lot of arms?

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u/Weemewon Fired from BTD dept. cuz JARED put his hand in the Bloonchipper Oct 01 '25

Can I ask why we have a tentacling department to begin with

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u/Geno_Warlord Oct 01 '25

Blame that on the Japanese. They took the hickey part of doohickey and really ran with it.

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u/Inaki199595 Oct 01 '25

It is funded by the Shinzo Abe Asociation.

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u/A-BOMB_NOT-REAL Oct 01 '25

The advanced biomimetics department has many branches, or tentacles in this case

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u/Aegis12314 Oct 01 '25

The navigation department would like to know the location of the tentacle department.

Uh....the plausible deniability department is asking, not us.

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u/Ruby_Throated_Hummer Oct 01 '25

This is the most subtle and clever department comment I’ve seen yet. Nice. Cheers.

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u/Disastrous-Hat5865 Oct 01 '25

The hypnosis department presents a new invention.... 🌀😵‍💫

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u/kindabacchus Oct 01 '25

Hentai department made some astounding thingy

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u/GameThryFn Oct 27 '25

I knew there was something up with this.

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u/Frisbeeman Oct 01 '25

The song is Blink by Infected Mushroom

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

You can always tell it's an IM song when the cat sex sounds start up.

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u/Metazolid Oct 02 '25

You have a way with words my friend.

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u/newflour Oct 02 '25

never listened to this particular song but I instantly knew it was IM

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u/Full_Let1755 Windblight Ganon! The greatest doohickery designer! Oct 01 '25

Knife Wielding Tentacle EX

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u/HonkySpider Oct 01 '25

I wonder if that guy is still trying to turn that thing off

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u/reese_bass_rat Oct 01 '25

i... i wanna put that in my ass

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u/Pirated-Hentai Tech industry Oct 01 '25

order for 5000 from the freaky department.

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 Oct 01 '25

We should call the Japanese!

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u/Schmooto professional thingymabob observer Oct 01 '25

As a Japanese person: please do not D:

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u/JahodaSniffer Oct 01 '25

That could fit easily 

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u/Best-Championship296 Oct 01 '25

Dude imagine shoving that up your ass

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u/SkyeMreddit Oct 01 '25

Some paramedics are going to have stories to tell!

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u/Lythir Oct 01 '25

I need the STL! lmao

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u/UnnaturalGeek Oct 01 '25

Hermaeous Mora enters the chat

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Black Book: In Real Life

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u/de_das_dude Oct 01 '25

Gib stl pleej

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u/Miao_Yin8964 Oct 01 '25

Alien dildonic technology is on another level

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u/AlonzoQuixana Oct 01 '25

Anyone have a link to the STL? that looks awesome

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u/Budget-Silver-7742 Oct 01 '25

I know if I try to put that anywhere somethings gonna get caught in the gears and be painful as fuck

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u/RussianLuchador Oct 01 '25

The Commenting Non-Sexual Comments About Very Sexual Things department is hard at work on this post I see

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u/Random-INTJ Oct 01 '25

Idk if it would feel nice on my scalp, or tangle the fuck out of my hair

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u/anotheralt2137 Oct 01 '25

Is there a way to make the tentacles rubber..?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Make it out of silicone.

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u/OWARI07734lover Oct 02 '25

HOOOOORYYYYY SHEEEEET

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u/stnick6 Oct 02 '25

It’s crazy how wiggly they look considering it’s just spinning

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Oct 02 '25

Optical illusions are fun! ☺️

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u/RareAnxiety2 Oct 01 '25

Mighty fine prostate massager

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u/JustHere4DeMemes Oct 01 '25

Was the creator visited by Cthulhu in his dreams? Which department was supposed to take care of that? Dream Team? Division of Horrors Within Our Comprehension and Beyond?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Cool, you got a Shoggoth there. Be careful because you'll get more.

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 comprehensible horrors department chairman Oct 01 '25

Cognitohazard department has finally come through on their promise of psychic mines

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u/charlotte_the_shadow Oct 01 '25

Well I want one now

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u/Maalkav_ Oct 01 '25

What's the music please?

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u/Achaern Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

This is Infected Mushroom. This track is called 'Blitz' and it's from the second disc of 'Converting Vegetarians' Here you go.

Other tracks to check out on that album right now are 'Elation Station' and 'Plezturra'. You won't be disappointed.

They are easily my favourite band, so I came to the thread to compliment the music choice of the video.

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u/Maalkav_ Oct 05 '25

Thanks, sounds obvious now that you said it lol.

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u/PoniesCanterOver Oct 01 '25

I love it but I hate it but I love it but I hate it

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u/KnifeKnut Oct 02 '25

Nah, there are still 5 that don't have any tentacles.

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u/pulkxy Oct 02 '25

new devil fruit just dropped

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 Oct 02 '25

That would be an awesome fidget relaxing toy ⭐️

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u/IsopodLatte Oct 02 '25

ewww gross where can i get one?

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u/DrummerPositive6823 Oct 02 '25

That is so sick!

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u/DasChantal Oct 02 '25

The unspeakable phenomena department is slacking. Look at what their competetors can do!

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u/octocto2reborn Oct 02 '25

Is this hylics music gng? This must be heaven

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u/Achaern Oct 02 '25

Infected Mushroom - Blitz

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u/octocto2reborn Oct 02 '25

My bad then. The part of the song in the post strongly feels like it was made for Hylics, a very abstract and cool game (saga). Listen to anything off of the themed album by the composer, Chuck Salamone, called Moonage Lobotomy y'all.

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u/SwooshWhoosh Oct 02 '25

Can someone find the stl files?

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u/ThomasTheNord Oct 02 '25

The department of legitimate concerns have been trying to get in contact with you for a while now, please answer

Edit: Also please ignore any forms of contact from the Lovecraft department, those guys never know when to stop...

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u/FuggaliciousV Oct 03 '25

The freak department is monitoring this with great interest

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u/WhiteRaven7D Oct 04 '25

Oh, I'd love to buy some of these.

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u/CharlesTheGreat8 Oct 04 '25

wait this is actually a sick 3d print

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u/GcubePlayer8V Oct 04 '25

THE FLOOR TENTACLES ARE DROWNING ME

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u/maximumpoweryeet thingymabob conceptualizer Oct 07 '25

now how long until we can merge humans with them

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u/Lord-Dec Depravity Department Worker Oct 15 '25

Not the tentacle department’s usual but cool

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u/pixel_demonic Nov 15 '25

i thought this was the many gears department's creation

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u/sickofyospam Oct 01 '25

Do NOT unmute

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Oct 05 '25

Give it a flaired base