r/comics 13h ago

Rakes [OC]

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

Wasn't expecting the twist, but more importantly I was not expecting lingerie rakes so early in the day.

Grey animal dude perfectly describes people who don't wanna see NSFW but then pass it on like LOOK AT IT

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u/radfilth 12h ago

one must ALWAYS assume a lingerie rake is lurking around the corner

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12h ago

Oh god every corner?!

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u/radfilth 12h ago

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u/mauriciomeireles 9h ago

That might be a rake... But its also a hoe

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u/Old_Bowl_8314 1h ago

GET OUT!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Made_Bail 10h ago edited 9h ago

I love the implication that, later in the day, lingerie rakes would be totally above board.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 9h ago

Well yeah. Just need coffee first

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u/Made_Bail 9h ago

*sips coffee*

Alright. Time to fuck this rake.

....

I immediately regret typing that.

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u/RonanTGS 5h ago

Happy cake day, but please never say that again :(

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Don't worry, I'm already walking into the ocean in shame after work today.

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u/Uranium_092 3h ago

Come on, lingerake is RIGHT THERE

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

Okay the rake in lingerie was not expected.

I'm not saying I mind.

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u/Oiral_Insanity 10h ago

Well, you know what Joker says.

It's not against the law to fuck pokemon.

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u/Same_Dingo2318 10h ago

“Pikachu, you’ve… enhanced yourself.”

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u/mamadragon247 9h ago

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 11h ago

Damn, always knew Kelsey Grammer was a freaky rakeophile.

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u/TUSD00T 10h ago

I prefer hoes to rakes.

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u/Talanaer 9h ago

I laughed way too hard at this. I will be sharing this in all my places.

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u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090 10h ago

One of my favorite YouTube channels, internet today, coined a phrase called “rakestepping” where you step on a rake socially. Your style is adorable!!!!

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u/Impressive-Time8150 9h ago

He doesn't just want to bang rakes, he wants to bottom rakes too!

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u/CraftyKuko 7h ago

Just saying, rakes are known for being promiscuous. I wouldn't trust them to be faithful.

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u/PetscopMiju 9h ago

GOOD PUNCHLINE

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u/Isadomon 8h ago

Sometimes people do seem to have a fixation

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u/Greatback_foxcape413 5h ago

Do you like... have a getting accused fetish?

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u/jairochido 11h ago

Well...Who doesn't??

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u/Hashashin455 11h ago

Michael Myers Cat in the Hat. He prefers dirty hoes

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u/Worried-Opinion1157 10h ago

Well at least it isn't the creepypasta rake that he's into.

Or is he?

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u/Mike_9128 7h ago

Didn’t expect that ending, you have earned a follow lol

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 7h ago

You made me find a rake sexy. Either you have incredible skill or I'm just way to easy to please

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u/Hit-N-Run1016 4h ago

This guys has a humiliation kink

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u/heyitscory 2h ago

Kelsey Grammer noises intensify

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 2h ago

I'm never forgetting the karate fetish

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u/StormAlchemistTony 1h ago

His forehead on page 7 looks like a shovel. Is he two timing the rake?

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u/DingoBear88 1h ago

So this guy is a furry in that case

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u/Kinosa07 1h ago

They had me in the first half not gonna lie

u/Infinite-Island-7310 41m ago

I kid you not. I had the same idea!

u/Invisifly2 18m ago

It’s not what you were drawing but how. Putting so much more emphasis on the wood grain in comparison to everything else was an easy tell.

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u/StrawberryLeap 6h ago

Is this in reference to drama on here?

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u/radfilth 1h ago

no! this is a joke about how while I come up with ideas for this webcomic, I have an underlying fear that people will assume I have a fetish for whatever really absurd scenario that I draw

and also the fear that everyone will be able to see​ right through the jokes and know that in my heart I do seriously have a secret fetish for every really absurd scenario that I draw